A Confused Farmer

A Confused Farmer is a medium level 15 quest which involves assisting Bylvis in finding his lost cow, Drale. Later in the quest, it is discovered that Drale is actually a person. The goal of the quest is to resolve the miscommunication between the two.

Stage 1
» Talk to Bylvis in Katoa Ranch.

Dialogue:
 * Bylvis: Hmm... Something doesn't seem right here...
 * Bylvis: One... Two... Three... No, not right at all
 * Bylvis: Okay, get ready everyone, role call!
 * Etus: Moo.
 * Bylvis: Perfect, perfect. Delny? Do I have a Delny here?
 * Delny: Moo moo!
 * Bylvis: Good. Elmis? Are you here?
 * Elmis: Moo!
 * Bylvis: Okay so all that is left is Drale!
 * Bylvis: D- Drale? Are you there?
 * Bylvis: ...
 * Bylvis: Hey you! Can you go check on Drale for me? His cow house is at the end of this corridor, just to your right.

Stage 2
» Investigate Drale's stable.

Dialogue:
 * You find a scrambled note, all you can read is "Detlas Suburbs". Maybe you should tell Bylvis about this.

Stage 3
» Tell Bylvis what you found.

Dialogue:
 * Bylvis: Detlas Suburbs, eh?
 * Bylvis: Listen, I know Drale like I know the back of my hand.
 * Bylvis: And I know that Drale is too delicate to make it out there on his own!
 * Bylvis: So you have to promise me that he will be back here, and he will be safe.
 * Bylvis: Really? Thanks a lot. Now hurry up, Drale must be so scared!

Stage 4
» Go bring Drale back to the ranch.

Dialogue:
 * Drale: Mo- Wait, you aren't in a stable anymore Drale, talk like a normal person. Hello adventurer!
 * Drale: Yes... I am Drale. Let me guess, Bylvis sent you to find me?
 * Drale: I was walking by the ranch a few years back, and he started rambling on about "... most magnificent cow he'd ever seen"
 * Drale: And how he "just had to have me". I tried to run away, but he just put a leash on me.
 * Drale: Three years I have been trying to get away from that maniac.
 * Drale: He stopped letting people into my pen, he put a tracker on my leg. It seemed to be impossible.
 * Drale: But one night, with the help of Etus, I escaped.
 * Drale: We dug a tunnel in his backyard... unfortunately, things got a little bit out of hand.
 * Drale: Since this event, a revolution had happened. Many cows escaped and are now defending the tunnel.
 * Drale: It's a complicated story... could you just tell Bylvis about this whole cow-human shenanigan? Just avoid talking about the cow revolution.
 * Drale: Look, I'll even let you use the Cow Passage. The guards there might be a bit aggressive, but you should be able to handle that.
 * Drale: Take these passes, they will allow you to go through. The passage is right behind this house, good luck.

Stage 5
» Go to Katoa Ranch and tell Bylvis about the situation.

Dialogue:
 * Bylvis: You are back! Where is Drale? Is he okay?
 * Bylvis: Hold up, Drale isn't a cow? You have got to be kidding me, all these years he's been in here...
 * Bylvis: He never even thought of telling me he's a person? Or even saying a single word?
 * Bylvis: Well, I still feel a bit responsible. I was drinking quite a few drunkness potions the night I found him...
 * Bylvis: Listen, give him my best wishes. I hope he does wonderful things over near Detlas.
 * Bylvis: And hey, make sure to scratch his back for me. It sounds weird, I know, but he loves it.
 * Bylvis: The trick is not to cut your nails for a few months.

Stage 6
» Tell Drale what happened.

Dialogue:
 * Drale: Wait... You just.. Walked up to him, and told him I wasn't a cow?
 * Drale: It was that easy?
 * Drale: I assumed a person who was crazy enough to mistake a person for a cow wouldn't listen to reasoning...
 * Drale: I do admit I'll miss him. Only he knew how to scratch my back just the right way.
 * Drale: Unless you wan-. No, of course not, I am a human now...
 * Drale: Thank you for fixing this situation, I feel a lot better now. From now on, feel free to use the Cow Passage as you please.

Tips

 * If you have trouble navigating around in this quest, it is suggested that you use The Wynncraft Map.
 * When you enter the Cow Passage, throw only 1 Cow Pass into the hopper; you'll need to go back and forth between Drale and Bylvis a few times.

Trivia

 * This quest was reworked in the 1.14.1 Gameplay Update, adding new dialogue and the Cow Passage.
 * This quest was removed in the 1.17 Dungeons and Discoveries Update and replaced by Tunnel Trouble.