User:ABadHaiku

"Who?" -Corkus Citizen, when asked about Haiku.

Description
Haiku is the fabled hero of the Corkus Province, often compared to the Wynn hero Bob and the Gavel hero Siegfried. He is unknown in all sections of the province, from Corkus City to Corkus City, and has a below-zero number of fans, who see him as a jackass in a suit. According to many adventurers from Wynn, "he is, like all things from Corkus, nothing but a buggy mess wrapped in a cool gimmick".