Talking Mushroom

= Overall info = The Talking Mushroom is an item that is used for the Recipe for Disaster quest. If you take it around the world, it will talk to you through the chat when you go to certain places.

= Talking Mushroom Messages =

At Ragni entrance

 * Talking Mushroom: "WHAT IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS HOLY GOING THROUGH YOUR HEAD?! WE'RE MILES FROM THE SKY ISLANDS!! WHERE IS THIS PLACE?!"

At Therck Stairs

 * Talking Mushroom: "... STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN, HUH? I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT I DON'T GET THE APPEAL."
 * Talking Mushroom: "I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT LUNATIC DOWN THERE WAS RAVING ABOUT, BUT THERE'S JUST... NOTHING HERE. DISAPPOINTING, REALLY."

At Yahya's House

 * Talking Mushroom: "HEY, THIS PLACE HAS GOT SOME NICE LOOKING CAPS! DROP ME OFF HERE!"
 * Yahya: "Mu-mushrooms? Yes, mushrooms. You have some- them, give me it!"
 * Talking Mushroom: "NEVERMIND NEVERMIND, GET ME AWAY FROM THIS PSYCHOPATH! HE'S GOT HUNGRY EYES!"

On the bridge between the Nivla Woods and the Detlas Suburbs

 * Talking Mushroom: "THIS BRIDGE SEEMS DIFFERENT SINCE YOU LAST CROSSED IT, OR IS IT JUST ME? IT MIGHT JUST BE YOUR 247TH TIME CROSSING IT THAT'S DISORIENTATING ME… OR DID I LOSE COUNT AGAIN?"

Rat world event in Detlas walls

 * Talking Mushroom: "WAIT, I HEAR SOMETHING SQUEAKI- HEY, LOOK! THERE'S A RAT!"


 * Talking Mushroom: "WAIT- IT'S RUNNING AWAY! FOLLOW IT!"


 * Talking Mushroom: "WHA-... DID WE JUST WATCH A RAT... KILL ITSELF? WHAT THE HELL!?!"

At Mount Wynn

 * Talking Mushroom: "WHY IS IT SO HOT IN HERE? OH, YOU HAD BETTER NOT BEEN THINKING WHAT I'M THINKING! I'M NOT GOING TO BE A TOASTED MUSHROOM TODAY!"

Under the Bremminglar Well

 * Talking Mushroom: "WOW, WOW! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS! THIS SLEAZY POTION MERCHANT CAN JUST HAVE A SECRET CRATE OF MUSHROOMS THAT HE'S PROBABLY TRAFFICKING ILLEGALLY, AND NOBODY BATS AN EYE..."
 * Talking Mushroom: "BUT THE MINUTE I DECIDE TO SET UP AN ILLEGAL MUSHROOM STAND IN THIS SHANTY TOWN, I GET PERMANENTLY EXILED! THEY PROBABLY HAVE A THING AGAINST TALKING MUSHROOMS, I'M SURE OF IT!"

In Elkurn

 * Talking Mushroom: "OH, HEY, THIS PLACE IS NICE! IT HAS EVERYTHING A PLACE COULD NEED! MUSHROOMS, COZY HOUSES, BEINGS OF GREAT POWER..."
 * Talking Mushroom: "HUH? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT? DO YOU NOT KNOW ABOUT-"
 * Talking Mushroom: "OH. ALRIGHT THEN, LIVE IN YOUR IGNORANCE. YOU PROBABLY WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND ANYWAYS, WHAT WITH THAT THICK SKULL OF YOURS!"

At the Door of Time

 * Talking Mushroom: "WAIT, I'VE HEARD OF THIS PLACE. TIME GOES SLOWER HERE, DOESN'T IT?"
 * Talking Mushroom: "YOU'D BETTER MAKE A BEELINE FOR THE EXIT! I DON'T WANT TO BE STUCK WITH YOU A MOMENT LONGER THAN I HAVE TO BE!"

Near the Nether Portal

 * Talking Mushroom: "HUH. SO THIS IS THE PLACE WHERE IT ALL STARTED, THEN."
 * Talking Mushroom: "OH, SHUT UP, OF COURSE I KNOW ABOUT THE CORRUPTION. IT'S ALL YOU WYNN FOLK TALK ABOUT!"
 * Talking Mushroom: "STILL, THOUGH. SEEING IT IN PERSON... HEY, HOW ABOUT WE GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE ONE OF THOSE THINGS DECIDES I LOOK TASTY?"

Top of Spike in Roots of Corruption

 * Talking Mushroom: "WOW, GET A LOAD OF THIS VIEW! YOU CAN SEE... A LOT FROM HERE!! HAH, STUPID UNDEAD! CAN'T REACH US HERE, CAN YOU???"
 * Talking Mushroom: "HEY, SPEAKING OF UNDEAD!! HAVE I EVER TOLD YOU ABOUT THE TIME I SINGLEHANDEDLY DESTROYED AN ENTIRE SWARM OF UNDEAD? IT'S TRUE, IT HAPPENED!!"
 * Talking Mushroom: "OKAY, SO, PICTURE THIS, RIGHT? I'M OUT HERE, HAVING THE TIME OF MY LIFE, SELLING MY MUSHROOMS IN RAGNI..."
 * Talking Mushroom: "WHEN, SUDDENLY, BOOM! UNDEAD START SWARMING THE CITY!! SO, YOU KNOW ME, EXPERT MUSHROOM; I PULL OUT MY SIX POWERFUL MUSHROOM ARMS AND START FIGHTING THEM OFF!!"
 * Talking Mushroom: "IT GOES, LIKE, BOOM! POW! EXPLOSIONS FROM ALL MY POWER START APPEARING, BUT THEY DON'T DESTROY THE CITY BECAUSE I'M COOL LIKE THAT!!!"
 * Talking Mushroom: "WITHIN A MINUTE I'VE TAKEN OUT A THOUSAND UNDEAD, MAYBE MORE!! AND THEN THEY START RETREATING!!!"
 * Talking Mushroom: "TRUE STORY, I PROMISE. ONE OF MY BETTER DAYS REALLY!"

In Bremminglar

 * Talking Mushroom: "WOAH, HEY, WAIT, WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE?? HUMAN, I'VE BEEN PERMANENTLY EXILED FROM THIS PLACE EVER SINCE I SET UP THAT MUSHROOM SHOP HERE FIVE YEARS AGO!!"
 * Talking Mushroom: "I GUESS THEY DIDN'T REALLY APPRECIATE THE RIVAL BUSINESS... WELL, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, GET US OUT OF HERE!!!"

Inside WynnExcavation Site A

 * Talking Mushroom: "WHAT IS THIS PLACE? IT SMELLS LIKE DUST ... AND SAND. WEIRD."
 * Talking Mushroom: "WHAT? YES, OF COURSE I KNOW WE'RE IN A DESERT. THAT'S JUST WHAT IT SMELLS LIKE! NO, I'M NOT- YOU'RE THE IDIOT HERE, NOT ME!!!"

After using the alternate minecart path in the Mesa

 * Talking Mushroom: "I KNOW THESE CANYON EGGS GET LARGE, BUT I HAVE TO ASK, HOW DID THE BIRD FIT IN HERE TO MANAGE THIS?!"

In the Tower of Ascension

 * Talking Mushroom: "WOW, GET A LOAD OF THIS PLACE! VERY FANCY. I'M SURE WHATEVER IT IS, IT'S PROBABLY VERY IMPORTANT!"
 * Ankou: "Hehehe... Hello there, little mushroom... Would you like to try to reach the final floor? I'm sure you could make it very far... if you dared..."
 * Talking Mushroom: "NEVER MIND, THIS GUY'S GIVING ME A BAD VIBE!! LET'S GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE HE STARTS TALKING ABOUT OTHER WEIRD THINGS!!!"

At The House of Twain

 * Talking Mushroom: "WOW, LOTS OF POWERFUL MAGIC HERE, HUH?? MUCH STRONGER THAN ANYTHING YOU COULD EVER DO, THAT'S FOR SURE!"
 * Talking Mushroom: "HELL, EVEN I COULD DO MORE MAGIC THAN YOU, I'D BET... YEAH, YEAH I THINK I COULD!!"
 * Talking Mushroom: "YOU KNOW, I WAS A TWAIN BEFORE I BECAME A MUSHROOM! WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT?? THINK YOU COULD OUT-MAGIC ME NOW??"

In Almuj's Emerald Labyrinth

 * Talking Mushroom: "LOOK AT THIS! WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT?! OPEN YOUR EYES! WE'RE RICH! MODESTY CAN GO IN THE TRASH, HUMAN."

When using a rock from the furnace to smash a window in Out of my Mind

 * Talking Mushroom: "WOAH, WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT! THIS IS SOMEONE'S PRIVATE PROPERTY, YOU CAN'T JUST GO AROUND RANDOMLY BREAKING PEOPLE'S WINDOWS!!"
 * Talking Mushroom: "SPEAKING OF, WHERE EVEN ARE WE? THIS PLACE IS SERIOUSLY CREEPING ME OUT. IT REMINDS ME OF SOMETHING... NEVERMIND. LET'S GET BACK TO THE TOPIC OF YOU BEING AN IDIOT AGAIN."

In the roots of Entamis during Troubled Tribesmen

 * Talking Mushroom: "A TREE GUARDIAN? SERIOUSLY?! THAT'S ABOUT AS BELIEVABLE AS A TALKING MUSH... OH WAIT. HUH. CARRY ON."

In the Abandoned Mines (Silent Expanse)

 * Talking Mushroom: "... WOW. I'M SPEECHLESS. HUMAN, ARE YOU SEEING THIS PLACE? WITH THE NUMBER OF EMERALDS HERE... WE'RE GONNA BE RICH!!"
 * Talking Mushroom: "WE'LL BE LIVING LIKE KINGS! I'LL BUY A MANSION ALL FOR MYSELF, AND YOU CAN... I DON'T KNOW, SPEND IT ON WHATEVER HUMAN THINGS YOU DO?"
 * Talking Mushroom: "... DO YOU EVEN DO NORMAL HUMAN THINGS? I SWEAR, ALL I'VE EVER SEEN YOU DO IS FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT! I THINK YOU MIGHT HAVE FISHED ONCE?"
 * Talking Mushroom: "YOU SHOULD RELAX SOME MORE! I'M SURE YOU'LL HAVE PLENTY OF TIME WHEN WE GET ALL OF THIS MONEY OUT OF HERE!"

In the Eyeball Forest

 * Talking Mushroom: "... ALRIGHT. I'VE ACCEPTED THAT YOU GO TO WEIRD PLACES. BUT THIS CROSSES THE LINE. WHERE EVEN ARE WE?"
 * Talking Mushroom: "PLUS, WHAT ARE THESE TREES? ARE THOSE... EYES?? WHAT EVEN IS THIS PLACE?!?!"

Otherworldly Occurrence Secret Discovery

 * Talking Mushroom: "..."
 * Talking Mushroom: "GREAT JOB! YOU SOMEHOW MANAGED TO FALL OUT OF REALITY BY DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!"
 * Talking Mushroom: "I CAN'T BEL-... WAIT... BY GROOK, WHAT THE HELL IS THIS PLACE??? THIS IS EVEN WORSE THAN THAT FOREST FULL OF DISEMBODIED EYES!"
 * Talking Mushroom: "...ALRIGHT, JUST FIND A WAY OUT OF HERE. IF YOU CAN FALL OUT OF REALITY BY DOING NOTHING, SURELY YOU CAN JUST FALL BACK IN, RIGHT...? RIGHT?!?!?!?"

A Monument of Hope Secret Discovery

 * Talking Mushroom: "WOW... THIS PLACE LOOKS... NICE, ACTUALLY. IT LOOKS NICE! YOU KNOW, I THINK DESPITE THE HORRORS WE'VE GONE THROUGH TO GET HERE, I'M GLAD WE CAME HERE."
 * Talking Mushroom: "DROP ME OFF HERE, HUMAN! I'D BE GLAD TO STAY HERE FOR THE REST OF MY- WAIT, HOLD ON, WHAT'S THAT OVER THERE?? DARK SPIKES??? CORRUPTION???"
 * Talking Mushroom: "NEVERMIND, LET'S JUST GET OUT OF HERE WHILE WE STILL HAVE THE CHANCE!!!"

Outside Eldritch Outlook

 * Talking Mushroom: "...I DON'T KNOW WHAT MANIC IDEA YOU'RE ABOUT TO HAVE NOW, BUT I'M GOING TO PUT AN END TO IT RIGHT NOW. YOU DO NOT WANT TO GO IN THERE."
 * Talking Mushroom: "NO. BACK UP. DON'T GO IN THERE. PLEASE. I'M BEGGING YOU. IF YOU GO IN THERE, WE ARE FINALLY GOING TO DIE."
 * Talking Mushroom: "I'M BEING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW!!! GET US THE HELL OUT OF HERE, YOU SENSELESS PACK RAT!!!!"

Before the Boss Room in Eldritch Outlook

 * Talking Mushroom: "ALRIGHT, HOLD UP, LET ME GET SOMETHING STRAIGHT HERE. YOU ACTUALLY THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA TO GO INSIDE THAT OMINOUS DOME THAT'S LITERALLY ERUPTING WITH THIS HORRIBLE DARK SENSATION FOR... WHAT REASON??."
 * Talking Mushroom: "I HAVE NO WORDS, I REALLY DON'T. I CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO COMPREHEND WHAT ERATTIC REASON YOU HAVE FOR DOING SOMETHING LIKE THIS."
 * Talking Mushroom: "DID YOU SEE THOSE EMERALD MINES BACK AT THE ENTRANCE TO THIS TWISTED EXPANSE? MORE EMERALDS THAN YOU COULD EVER SPEND! YOU COULD HAVE JUST BECOME RICH THERE, BUT NO!!"
 * Talking Mushroom: "YOU JUST REALLY HAD TO GO AND CLIMB TO THE TOP OF THIS DISGUSTING TOWER FOR SOME REASON! BECAUSE ABOVE ALL ELSE, YOU HAVE NO SENSE OF INTELLIGENT THOUGHT!!!"
 * Talking Mushroom: "YOU KNOW WHAT? I HOPE WHATEVER THE HELL IS IN THERE DESTROYS US BOTH, SO I CAN FINALLY BE FREE OF YOUR SENSELESS CHARADES FOR GOOD!!!"

In Bottomless Pit Boss Altar

 * Talking Mushroom: "OH. OH, I DON'T- I DON'T LIKE THIS PLACE. AT ALL. WH-WHERE ARE WE??"
 * Talking Mushroom: "I FEEL... I DON'T FEEL GREAT... WHY ARE WE HERE? WHY ARE WE ALL THE WAY DOWN HERE?"
 * Talking Mushroom: "WHAT EVEN IS THERE TO SEE DOWN HERE?? JUST- JUST, ROCKS A-AND STUFF. I... I HOPE THAT'S ALL THERE IS, DOWN HERE..."

At the Portal to Dern

 * Talking Mushroom: "PLEASE. LISTEN TO ME FOR ONE MOMENT. IF YOU GO ANYWHERE NEAR THAT... THING... WE ARE GOING TO DIE. PLEASE. GO BACK."
 * Talking Mushroom: "YOU KNOW; THAT BIG, DARK, OMINOUS LOOKING DEATH MACHINE FLOATING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LITERAL VOID! WITH THE BLACK SKELETON IN FRONT OF IT! YEAH, STAY AWAY FROM IT!"
 * ???: "... The deranged. One who prepares, hidden. Who revels in the long-winded and painful. Not your end...but your companion's."
 * Talking Mushroom: "PLEASE, GET US OUT OF HERE! FAST!!"
 * Talking Mushroom: "PLEASE, GET US OUT OF HERE! FAST!!"

In the Bear Zoo

 * Talking Mushroom: "YOU KNOW, THIS PLACE IS NICE. MUCH BETTER THAN ALL THE OTHER PLACES YOU GO TO."
 * Talking Mushroom: "JUST A MAN TRYING TO CAPITALIZE ON HIS PET BEAR. PERFECTLY NORMAL BEHAVIOR! YOU COULD LEARN A THING OR TWO."

Island on opposite side of Seavale Reef from Selchar

 * Talking Mushroom: "WELL, ISN'T THIS A SURPRISE! WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE. AGAIN."
 * Talking Mushroom: "..."
 * Talking Mushroom: "YOU KNOW. SOMETIMES IT JUST... DOESN'T FEEL WORTH THE EFFORT TO KEEP UP THIS YELLING. YOU MAY BE AN IDIOT, BUT... WELL, YOU HAVEN'T TRIED TO GET RID OF ME YET, EVEN IF SOMETIMES I VERY MUCH WANT YOU TO."
 * Talking Mushroom: "..."
 * Talking Mushroom: "SO LET'S JUST PAUSE IT ALL, FOR A BIT. AND JUST SIT HERE."
 * Talking Mushroom: "..."
 * Talking Mushroom: "ALRIGHT, THAT'S ENOUGH OF A BREAK. YOU GET BACK TO CAUSING TROUBLE WHEREVER YOU GO, AND I'LL GET BACK TO YELLING AT YOU. COME ON, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!!"

In a camp near Half Moon Island

 * Talking Mushroom: "WOAH, WAIT. WHERE ARE WE? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HE-"
 * [+1 Laboratory Key]
 * Talking Mushroom: "WAIT, STOP, DON'T TAKE THAT! IT'S- IT'S PROBABLY WORTHLESS!! NOTHING WORTH P-PICKING UP! I'M SURE YOU W-WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE IT, Y-YOU IDIOT!!!"

Near the buildings on Regular Island

 * Talking Mushroom: "HEY, LOOK, FINALLY, NORMAL PEOPLE! JUST LEAVE ME HERE, LITERALLY ANYBODY WOULD BE BETTER THAN YOU!!"
 * Talking Mushroom: "WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY'RE NOT HUMANS? THEY LOOK HUMAN TO ME!!! OH, SO WHAT, ANYBODY WHO'S DIFFERENT FROM YOU IS SUDDENLY 'NOT HUMAN???'"
 * Talking Mushroom: "WOW! AND HERE I WAS THINKING YOU COULDN'T GET ANY WORSE! LET'S JUST GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE THEY HEAR YOU AND START TO TURN ON YOU!!"

At Zhight Island

 * Talking Mushroom: "WAIT, YOU'RE ACTUALLY FALLING FOR THIS STUFF? SERIOUSLY?! IT'S CLEARLY JUST A BUNCH OF SEEDS PAINTED GOLD, ARE YOU QUITE LITERALLY BLIND?"

At Fruma Gate

 * Talking Mushroom: "HEY HEY HEY, WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING? THERE'S A BOUNTY ON MY HEAD HERE SINCE... THE INCIDENT... CAN YOU JUST AVOID THIS PLACE LIKE YOU AVOID MY ADVICE?"

In Baab's Abandoned Mines at Maro Peaks

 * Talking Mushroom: "...AND I THOUGHT SOME OF YOUR PREVIOUS LOONEY ADVENTURES HAD INDICATED YOU WERE A BUMBLING IDIOT, BUT YOU'VE REALLY OUTDONE YOURSELF... WHERE EVEN ARE WE?!"
 * Talking Mushroom: "KNOWING YOUR ADVENTURING TRACK RECORD, IT LEADS ME TO BELIEVE IT'S BEST TO AVOID THIS PLACE, UNLESS YOU'RE HERE LOOKING FOR SOME DUMB SECRET THAT NO ONE CARES ABOUT."
 * Talking Mushroom: "DO I HAVE ANY SECRETS YOU ASK? WELL THE KEY TO SUCCESS IS TO HIDE AND LOCK AWAY YOUR SECRETS AND TO NEVER TELL THEM TO ANYONE. YOU DON'T COUNT AS ANYONE, YOU'RE TOO DUMB FOR THAT."
 * Talking Mushroom: "ON A SIDE NOTE, I'VE ALWAYS THOUGHT ABOUT SOMETHING... WHAT COMPELS YOU TO BE AN ADVENTURER AND EXPLORE THE WORLD? FIRST YOU BRING ME HERE, BUT WHAT NEXT? THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE?!"

When using the cannon in Corkus City

 * Talking Mushroom: "HEY MEATBAG, DON'T YOU THINK YOU'RE A LITTLE FAT FOR THAT THING? WAIT, YOU'RE SERIOUS? STO- AAAHHH!!!"

Inside Corkus House Basement

 * Talking Mushroom: "I BET THE PERSON WHO LIVES HERE DIDN'T EVEN COME UP WITH THIS ROBOT. IT'S TOO GOOD TO BE ORIGINAL."

After using the device at [-2062, 58, -3304]

 * Talking Mushroom: "HUH, THIS VIEW IS GOOD. PSST... I DON'T WANT TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE FACT THAT WE'RE STANDING ON A CLOUD IN FEAR OF IT FALLING APART LIKE SOME CLICH... GOOOOOD VIEW."

In a Cave on the Ocean Border

 * Talking Mushroom: "YOU KNOW, IT REALLY ASTONISHES ME, THE KINDS OF PLACES YOU GET TO."
 * Talking Mushroom: "LIKE, WHAT EVEN IS THIS PLACE? WHERE ARE WE? WHY IS THIS HERE??"
 * Talking Mushroom: "THE ANSWERS TO THESE QUESTIONS, IN ORDER, ARE WHO KNOWS, WHO KNOWS, AND WHO KNOWS?!?!?"

In the strange realm in Fantastic Voyage

 * Talking Mushroom: "HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO GET ME TO SOMEPLACE DARKER THAN THE INSIDE OF YOUR SATCHEL? WHAT, DID YOU CRAWL UP SOMETHING'S-"

During The Feathers Fly Part II, after clicking the dog repeatedly

 * Talking Mushroom: "SATISFIED YET? CAN YOU TRY UNHINGING HIS JAW AND PUTTING YOUR ARM IN THERE?"
 * Talking Mushroom: "WHAT?! I'M ONLY GIVING YOU IDEAS."
 * Pip is now curiously and ominously staring at the mushroom.
 * Talking Mushroom: "WOAH- OKAY BIG GUY. WELL, YOU TWO HAVE FUN DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING PRODUCTIVE."
 * The mushroom made Pip sad after retreating into your satchel. What a monster.

At the entrance of Legendary Island

 * Talking Mushroom: "OH, I'VE HEARD OF THIS PLACE!! THERE'S SOME CRAZY STRONG MECHS IN THERE, RIGHT?"
 * Talking Mushroom: "PFFT, LEGENDARY CHALLENGE? I'M SURE I COULD TAKE IT! THOSE MECHS ARE NOTHING COMPARED TO MY TRUE POWER!!!"
 * Talking Mushroom: "WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME?! SAY THAT AGAIN TO MY CAP!!!"
 * Talking Mushroom: "HEY, GET CLOSER SO I CAN BEAT YOU UP WITH MY SIX SECRET MUSHROOM ARMS!!!! YES, MUSHROOMS HAVE THOSE!!! THEY'RE SECRET!!!!"
 * Talking Mushroom: "WAIT, NO, GET BACK HERE! DON'T LEAVE ME HERE WITH THESE STUFFY WEAK MECHS!!!"

Inside Legendary Island, at Yahyabot

 * Talking Mushroom: "OH, NO... NOT THIS GUY AGAIN... W-WHY IS HE A MECH THIS TIME???"
 * Yahyabot V4.04: "O-oh? Y-you have some, mu-mushrooms? I- give them- it, to m-me!"
 * Talking Mushroom: "HUMAN, I'M GETTING FLASHBACKS!!! KILL IT, KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT!!!! QUICKLY!!!!!

In Llevigar

 * Talking Mushroom: "WOW, REAL GRAND CITY HERE, HUH? THIS PLACE IS HUGE! AND PROBABLY A MESS TO NAVIGATE, REALLY POORLY DESIGNED IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT."

During the Heart of Llevigar quest

 * Talking Mushroom: "OH NO. WHAT DID THAT BUTTON DO? WHAT DID THE BUTTON DO? DID YOU BREAK IT? I BET YOU BROKE IT!"
 * Talking Mushroom: "NICE GOING, FATSO! YOU'RE SO MASSIVE YOU PROBABLY BROKE THE SYSTEM!!"

In Bucie

 * Talking Mushroom: "SO, WHAT IS THIS PLACE? IS IT A BRIDGE, OR IS IT A TOWN? MAKE UP YOUR DAMN MIND, VILLAGERS!"

By Caissop from Master Piece

 * Talking Mushroom: "SO WHAT'S WITH THIS GUY? SURE, HIS ART'S GOOD, I GUESS, BUT WHAT'S HIS WHOLE... DEAL?"
 * Caissop: "Oh, what is this you've brought me this time? A mushroom that speaks??"
 * Caissop: "...OH, REMARKABLE! THAT BROWN CAP, THE STEM, THE EYES, IT'S ALL SO... PERFECT! I must get started at once on my next masterpiece!"
 * Talking Mushroom: "ON SECOND THOUGHT, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!! HIS EYES REMIND ME OF THE... THE OTHER ONE."

At the Gelibord Cemetery

 * Talking Mushroom: "I'M GOING TO BE STUCK WITH YOU FOREVER, AREN'T I? MAY AS WELL THROW ME IN ONE OF THOSE GRAVESTONES RIGHT NOW!"
 * Talking Mushroom: "I KNOW WHAT I'D HAVE THEM CARVE ON IT... 'HERE LIES MY HOPES AND DREAMS, RUINED BY A BRAINLESS PACK RAT.'"

In a house in the Trippy Forest

 * Talking Mushroom: "OI! WHY ARE YOU TAKING ME ALL THE WAY OUT HERE? MY COUSIN LIVES HERE, I HATE HIM!"
 * Talking Mushroom: "HE'S SUCH A WEIRDO! ALL LIME GREEN AND MEOWING, KEEP ME AWAY FROM THAT GUY!"

In the Forbidden Prison

 * Talking Mushroom: " ... WOW. I'M... I'M ACTUALLY SHOCKED."
 * Talking Mushroom: "YOU JUST SNUCK THROUGH THE MOST SECURE AND GUARDED PART OF THE MOST DANGEROUS PRISON IN THE BLOODY WORLD, AND... AND MADE IT OUT WITHOUT ANYONE NOTICING YOU."
 * Talking Mushroom: "... FOR ONCE, YOU'VE ACTUALLY MANAGED TO IMPRESS ME, HUMAN! NOW, PLEASE, GET US THE HELL OUT OF THIS SLAUGHTERHOUSE FOR GOOD!"

Front of the Airship in Flight in Distress

 * Talking Mushroom: "*GASP* *PANT* IS THERE ZERO AIR UP HERE? GET ME DOWN THIS INSTANT! OR IS YOUR BRAIN SO TINY IT DOESN'T NEED OXYGEN TO SURVIVE?!"

In the Mushroom Cave from The Bigger Picture

 * Talking Mushroom: "HEY NUMBSKULL, LEAVE ME HERE, ALRIGHT? I SAW SOME NICE CAPS OVER THERE."
 * Talking Mushroom: "OH RIGHT, AS IF YOU WOULD KNOW ABOUT LOVE. TO THINK I WOULD GIVE YOU THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT ON HAVING FEELINGS."

In the large version of Psilo's House during The Bigger Picture

 * Talking Mushroom: "BRILLIANT. ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT! HOW BRAINDEAD ARE YOU?! THERE'S NOTHING HERE?!"
 * Talking Mushroom: "I HOPE YOU'VE GOT GOOD CUSHIONS IN YOUR BOOTS, BECAUSE THERE'S NO WAY YOU'RE SURVIVING THAT FALL!"

At the portal to the The Realm of Light

 * Talking Mushroom: "YOU KNOW, HAVE I EVER TOLD YOU JUST HOW MUCH I HA-"
 * Talking Mushroom: "... WAIT, WHAT EVEN IS THIS PLACE? WHERE ARE WE? IT FEELS JUST LIKE..."
 * Talking Mushroom: "OH. OH, WE SHOULD LEAVE. WE SHOULD DEFINITELY LEAVE. I DO NOT WANT TO DEAL WITH THAT AGAIN..."

On a pond in The Realm of Light

 * Talking Mushroom: "SO, I'VE BEEN WONDERING, DO YOU OFTEN MAKE A HABIT OF GOING PLACES WHERE YOU SHOULDN'T BE GOING?"
 * Talking Mushroom: "I MEAN, CLEARLY YOU DO, JUST JUDGING FROM WHAT I'VE SEEN SO FAR! BUT THIS ONE REALLY TAKES THE CAKE."
 * Talking Mushroom: "... OH, COME ON, THAT WAS FUNNY! AT LEAST HAVE THE DECENCY TO LAUGH AT MY JOKES IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO LET ME GO!!!"

On a big tree in The Realm of Light

 * Talking Mushroom: "HEY, HUMAN, TAKE A LOOK!! YOU CAN SEE THE WHOLE LIGHT REALM FROM UP HERE!!!"

At the Orphion's Nexus of Light

 * Talking Mushroom: "HEY IDIOT, WHERE ARE WE THIS TIME! IT FEELS ALL... BRIGHT, ALMOST EXCESSIVELY SO-"
 * Talking Mushroom: "OH. OHHH. I SEE. HEY, JUST A THOUGHT? MAYBE DON'T GO FIGHT THE LITERAL EMBODIMENT OF LIGHT! DID THAT EVER CROSS YOUR MIND?"
 * Talking Mushroom: "WHAT? NO, I'M NOT AN IDIOT, I KNOW WHERE WE ARE!! I'VE BEEN PLACES. JUST, TRUST ME ON THIS! YOU DON'T WANT TO GO ON IN THERE, YOU'LL PROBABLY DIE!!!"

At The Qira Hive near Yansur

 * Talking Mushroom: "WOW, WHAT EVEN IS THIS PLACE?? FEELS OMINOUS, LOOKS LAME, WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE? DROP ME OFF SOMEPLACE ELSE!"
 * Yansur: "Miscreant! How dare you belittle our glorious Hive! I shouldn't expect know-nothings of your caliber to know respect, but honestly!"
 * Talking Mushroom: "YOU KNOW, WHEN I HEARD ABOUT THE HIVE, I THOUGHT IT'D BE WAY COOLER THAN THIS! WHERE'S THE BIG STRONG DEMON LADY?? ALL I SEE IS JOE-SCHMOE NASALLY VOICE OVER THERE!"
 * Yansur: "Uff! You...you!! Show yourself, scamp! I should teach you your place- You won't dream to insult the illustrious servants of Mistress Qira when I'm through with you!"
 * Talking Mushroom: "YEP, CLEARLY NOTHING OF INTEREST HERE. ONLY IDIOTS OF YOUR CALIBER MUCKING AROUND. NO IDEA WHY I EVEN BOTHER!"
 * Qira: "Yansur... I should not have to repeat you our rules. You do not threaten our contestants. Am I understood, or do you need re-education?"

In Ozoth's Gut

 * Talking Mushroom: "WHO KNEW THAT BEING EATEN ALIVE BY A FIRE-BREATHING DRAGON IS BETTER THAN BEING STUCK WITH YOU?"

In The Canary Calls cave

 * Talking Mushroom: "URGH, WHAT IS THAT AWFUL STENCH?! IT'S ALMOST OVERPOWERING YOUR OWN RANCIDNESS! I MEAN, DO YOU EVER BATHE?!"

In Death's Realm

 * Talking Mushroom: "ARGH, I'M CURSED, I SWEAR IT! EVEN THE SWEET RELEASE OF DEATH HASN'T GOTTEN ME AWAY FROM YOU! YOU'RE LIKE A COCKROACH!"
 * Talking Mushroom: "WHAT IS IT GOING TO TAKE TO GET ME AWAY FROM YOU? HEY, DEATH! CAN I LIVE IN A POT HERE OR ANYTHING OTHER THAN BEING WITH THIS JERK?!"
 * Death: "AS IT WERE, YOU ARE STILL LIVING, AND LIVING MATTER HERE TENDS TO SHRIVEL RATHER QUICKLY. I THINK YOU WILL BE STUCK WITH THEM FOR A RATHER LONG TIME."
 * Talking Mushroom: "JUST KILL ME NOW!"

In Molten Core Prison

 * Talking Mushroom: "... HEY, HUMAN, TELL ME SOMETHING. WHY ARE YOU OUT HERE AND NOT IN ONE OF THOSE CELLS?"
 * Talking Mushroom: "WHAT?? YOU'VE DONE PLENTY OF AWFUL THINGS, YOU PROBABLY DESERVE IT! HEY, TAKE IT FROM ME! I SERVED 150 YEARS IN THIS PLACE!!"
 * Talking Mushroom: "WHAT FOR? UH... WAR CRIMES. AWFUL STUFF. NOT ANYTHING YOU'D LIKE TO HEAR ABOUT, I'M SURE."

At Molten Heights entrance

 * Talking Mushroom: "YOU KNOW WHAT, TO HECK WITH THIS! I'M BAILING, SEE YA LATER! HAVE A TERRIBLE LIFE, YOU INGRATE!"
 * You feel your bag shuffle around...feels like something fell out.
 * Talking Mushroom: "HOT HOT HOT HOT NEVER MIND LET ME BACK IN YOUR BAG IS SAFE I LIKE MY SPOT LEMME IN LEMME IN HOT HOT HOT HOT!!!!!!"
 * The weight returned. You can hear a small sigh of relief.

In Kandon-Beda

 * Talking Mushroom: "REALLY COOL CITY, HUH? BUILT UP ON THE CLIFFS, VERY STYLISH, IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE THINKING?"
 * Talking Mushroom: "WELL, YOU'RE WRONG! THIS PLACE VIOLATES SO MANY GAVELLIAN SAFETY GUIDELINES, YOU HAVE NO IDEA!! IT'D BE SO EASY FOR AN INNOCENT CIVILIAN TO ACCIDENTALLY SLIP AND FALL OFF THE CITY!"
 * Talking Mushroom: "AND THEN WHAT?? THE CIVILIAN'S DEAD, THE CITY'S IN TROUBLE, NOBODY'S HAPPY!! NOW, MAYBE IF YOU FELL... THAT MIGHT BE A DIFFERENT STORY. HEY, YOU SHOULD TRY IT!"

At Wybel Island

 * Talking Mushroom: "OH, LOOK AT THESE THINGS. THEY'RE KIND OF CUTE. A LITTLE BIT TOO CUTE... IT'S A CONSPIRACY, I TELL YOU!"
 * Talking Mushroom: "WHAT? NO, DON'T PET IT! THAT'S PROBABLY EXACTLY WHAT IT WANTS!! YOU IDIOT!!!"

At The Orange Wybel Boss Altar

 * Talking Mushroom: "I KNEW IT! IT'S ALL A CONSPIRACY!"
 * Talking Mushroom: "THOSE CUTE LITTLE FLUFFBALLS OF DEATH REALLY ARE ALIENS!! JUST LOOK AT THIS PLACE!"
 * Talking Mushroom: "MAKE A DRAWING OF THIS OR SOMETHING, HUMAN! WE'RE GONNA BE RICH ONCE WE EXPOSE THESE THINGS FOR WHO THEY REALLY ARE!!!"

At The Canyon Colossus

 * Talking Mushroom: "WOW. NOW THAT IS A BIG GUY. IT LOOKS ANCIENT! I WONDER WHO COULD'VE BUILT SOMETHING LIKE THIS..."
 * Talking Mushroom: "WHAT? NO, I'M NOT ALWAYS AGAINST YOU, JEEZ. GIVE ME A MOMENT TO APPRECIATE THE FINER MOMENTS IN LIFE! ACTUALLY, NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT..."
 * Talking Mushroom: "HEY, WOULD YOU MIND LEAVING ME HERE, AND GOING TO INVESTIGATE THOSE... CONVENIENTLY PLACED PITS?? MAYBE IF I'M LUCKY, YOU'LL FALL IN AND I'LL FINALLY BE FREE!!!"

On a floating rock above Ahmsord

 * Talking Mushroom: "HEY! HEY, IDIOT, GUESS WHAT!! WHILE YOU WERE BUSY CAUSING PROBLEMS OR WHATEVER ELSE IT IS YOU GET UP TO, I FOUND SOMETHING COOL!!"
 * Talking Mushroom: "YOU'RE JUST ALWAYS CARRYING A LOT OF STUFF, HUH? YOUR BAG'S JUST FULL OF RANDOM JUNK NOBODY REALLY NEEDS! ESPECIALLY NOT YOU!!"
 * Talking Mushroom: "OKAY, BUT THIS ONE TIME IT'S A GOOD THING BECAUSE I ACTUALLY FOUND SOMETHING!!!"
 * Talking Mushroom: "A KNIFE! WHAT DO YOU THINK? I LOOK PRETTY MENACING WITH THIS THING, IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF!!"
 * Talking Mushroom: "NOW IF ANY IDIOTS TRY TO GRAB ME AND TAKE ME ON... OH, FOR EXAMPLE, RANDOM ADVENTURES TO THE ENDS OF THE WORLD... I CAN JUST STAB THEM!!!"
 * Talking Mushroom: "HEY! GET BACK HERE!!! I STILL HAVEN'T GIVEN YOU A PIECE OF MY MIND!!"
 * Talking Mushroom: "WAIT UP!!!"

In the Void Village

 * Talking Mushroom: HEY DWEEB, LOOK OVER THERE! I THINK IT'S... PEOPLE?
 * Talking Mushroom: TO BE HONEST I'M NOT EVEN SURE, BUT EITHER WAY, YOU'D FIT RIGHT IN!

Under Monument to Siegfried, unlocked after completing The Hero of Gavel while keeping Siegfried alive

 * Talking Mushroom: HEY, IDIOT, WHERE ARE WE?? THIS PLACE SMELLS LIKE-
 * For once, the mushroom seems to be stunned into silence. Peace and quiet... but at what cost?

1% chance to happen after a random interval of time after login

 * Talking Mushroom: PRICK.

Random chance to trigger while using the V.S.S. Seaskipper #1

 * Seaskipper Captain: "Oh, I see you've brought a friend along with you today! It's always nice to share a voyage with someone!"
 * Talking Mushroom: "WHAT? ME, FRIENDS WITH THIS IMBECILE? ABSOLUTELY NOT! IN FACT, IF I THOUGHT IT'D GET ME ANYWHERE, I'D JUMP OFF THIS SHIP RIGHT NOW!!"
 * Talking Mushroom: "ACTUALLY... HEY, OLD MAN, I'LL PAY YOU 64 EMERALD BLOCKS IF YOU THROW THIS IDIOT OFF THE SHIP AND GET US OUT OF HERE! WHAT DO YOU SAY??"
 * Seaskipper Captain: "Heh, well... If I did end up throwin' 'em off board, I'd lose one of my prized customers! Can't say I'm too interested in this deal of yours, really."

Random chance to trigger while using the V.S.S. Seaskipper #2

 * Talking Mushroom: "HEY, OLD MAN!! SO I'VE BEEN WONDERING... WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH THIS, UH, BUSINESS YOU'VE GOT RUNNING HERE?"
 * Seaskipper Captain: "Oh, it's nothin' much. I live on the sea, and make a livin' by taking people where they want to go. It's a nice job, usually very peacefu-"
 * Talking Mushroom: "YEAH YEAH, WHATEVER. HEY, LOOK... WHAT I SEE HERE IS AN OPPORTUNITY! YOU'VE GOT A GOOD THING GOING HERE, YOU SHOULD EXPAND!! GET MORE BOATS, HIRE PEOPLE TO CAPTAIN THEM... YOU'D MAKE A LOT MORE MONEY!"
 * Seaskipper Captain: "Oh, I could never! I like this small business o' mine, and I don't need much money to live off of!"

Before Doing Recipe For Disaster

 * Talking Mushroom: "OH GREAT. ANOTHER ONE. JUST FANTASTIC. WHAT'S WITH THE FACE, HUH? NEVER SEEN A TALKING MUSHROOM BEFORE? GO AWAY!

During Recipe For Disaster, Kale's Recipe

 * Talking Mushroom: "ISN'T THIS JUST ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC. A HUMAN?! WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED."
 * Talking Mushroom: "YOU'RE THE SEVENTH ONE PASSING ME TODAY AND YOU'RE NO DIFFERENT FROM THE OTHERS."
 * Talking Mushroom: "EVERY SINGLE ONE WITH THAT DOPEY SHEEPISH LOOK ON THEIR FACE, AS IF A TALKING MUSHROOM IS OUT OF THE BLUE."
 * Talking Mushroom: "GIVE ME A BREAK, I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF JERKS PICKING ME UP AND DISRESPECTING ME LIKE THAT. PRIVATE SPACE, EVER HEARD OF IT?"
 * Talking Mushroom: "WHY DO I EVEN TRY. JUST LOOK AT YOU! THE EPITOME OF CLUELESS. WHAT NOW, GONNA TAKE ME ON SOME LOONEY ADVENTURE ACROSS THE SKY ISLANDS?"
 * Talking Mushroom: "I HOPE NOT, IF YOU WERE THINKING THAT. I'VE ALREADY LOST A STEM TODAY BECAUSE SOME DIMWIT TRIED TAKING A BITE OUT OF ME... LIVE!"
 * Confused, you pick up the mushroom to examine it. What even is this thing?
 * Talking Mushroom: "DON'T TELL ME, ARE YOU TAKING ME ON SOME LOONEY ADVENTURE ACROSS THE SKY ISLANDS? HOW LOVELY."
 * Talking Mushroom: "A KITCHEN YOU SAY, WELL, IF IT'LL PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY AS SOON AS POSSIBLE, THEN WHY NOT."
 * Talking Mushroom: "WAIT, WHY ARE YOU STUFFING ME INTO YOUR BAG? HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO BREATHE IN HERE?!"
 * Without dwelling on it too much, you take the talking mushroom and put it in your satchel.

After Doing Recipe For Disaster

 * Talking Mushroom: "OH MY, LOOKS WHO'S BACK. HERE I THOUGHT I WAS FREE OF YOUR GRASP AND THEN YOU COME BACK HERE."
 * Talking Mushroom: "WAS PUTTING ME IN SOME EGGS NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU? I BARELY MANAGED TO RUN AWAY LOSING JUST A STEM!"

= Talking Mushroom Discovery Guide =

Stage 1
Get the talking mushroom from the swamp island.

Stage 2
Head for the smallest of the 4 tents, and right-click the key on the ground.

You will Receive an untradable key named "Laboratory Key" with the following description: "A strange key engraved with a symbol of two arrows in the shape of a circle. What could it possibly open?"

Stage 3
Enter Ariodo's lab through the jungle entrance next to the Iboju Village by pressing a wooden button to open the door and go to the library room at [-831, 73, -745] (not the same library you see in Out of my Mind).

In the library room you will need to do some parkour up to the upside-down mushroom that grows from the roof. Next to that mushroom there is wooden pressure plate, at [-827, 96, -735], with a sign that says "Under brown parasols gates are managed". Throw an item onto the plate, and go back to the overgrown room you passed through on your way to the library.

Once you activate the plate, another pressure plate will appear next to a mushroom at [-864, 73, -753]. Step on it in order to continue.


 * [ Log ] Initializing...
 * [ Log ] Systems online.
 * [ Log ] Opening door to Lab 3...
 * [ Log ] Door to Ariodo Labs 3 has been opened.

After the chat message finishes, go back to the four-way intersection, and go down the stairs that were once blocked by the door at [-852, 73, -705]. These stairs will lead you down to the basement, where the Talking Mushroom explains its backstory.

Entering Ariodo's Lab using secret entrance

 * Talking Mushroom: WHOAH, HEY, WH-WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE, HUMAN?? IT'S... IT'S PROBABLY DANGEROUS IN THERE! Y-YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO DIE, WOULD YOU???

In Ariodo's Lab basement
= The secret of The Talking Mushroom Showcase =
 * Talking Mushroom: "Y-YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS. YOU... YOU SHOULDN'T BE HERE. I LOST THAT KEY A LONG TIME AGO, BUT SOMEHOW... YOU FOUND IT AND MADE YOUR WAY HERE. RIGHT, LET ME EXPLAIN."
 * Talking Mushroom: "A LONG TIME AGO, I WAS A SACK OF USELESS MEAT USED FOR EXPERIMENTS BY ARIODO. AS YOU CAN PROBABLY GUESS... I WASN'T VERY ENTHUSIASTIC ABOUT IT. YOU MIGHT BE ANNOYING, BUT... ARIODO OVER HERE REALLY TAKES THE CAKE. TRUST ME WHEN I SAY HE'S NOT WHAT HE SEEMS."
 * Talking Mushroom: "YOU MAY THINK I'M OUT OF MY MIND, BUT HEAR ME OUT. ARIODO... HE'S AMONG THE WORST OF THE WORST. HE'S TESTED ON MANY MORE THINGS, INCLUDING OTHER VILLAGERS, AS WELL AS WILDLIFE, CREATING BIZARRE ABOMINATIONS TO NATURE... ME INCLUDED."
 * Talking Mushroom: "ONE DAY, HE RUSHED INTO MY QUARTERS AND EXCLAIMED HE'D MADE A NEW MACHINE, CAPABLE OF DOING AMAZING THINGS! A MIND SWITCH BETWEEN SOMETHING SENTIENT AND SOMETHING NOT. BEING OFFERED MORE MONEY THAN I COULD EVER NEED IN LIFE, I AGREED. IN THE MOMENT I THOUGHT NOTHING OF IT."
 * Talking Mushroom: "THE EXPERIMENT WAS A SUCCESS... SOMEWHAT. I WAS NOW IN THE VESSEL OF A MUSHROOM, AND MY FORMER BODY WAS NOW JUST AN EMPTY SHELL. I DEMANDED TO BE SWITCHED BACK IMMEDIATELY! BUT HE REFUSED. THE MACHINE HAD SEEMINGLY BROKEN IN THE PROCESS."
 * Talking Mushroom: "IN A FIT OF RAGE, I STORMED OFF AND LOST MY WAY... EVENTUALLY ENDING UP IN THE SKY ISLANDS, OF ALL PLACES. AND NOW, HERE WE ARE. COME ON, LET'S LEAVE... I'M GOING TO BE SICK."
 * Talking Mushroom: "LOOK, JUST BECAUSE I'M FEELING A BIT EMOTIONAL DOESN'T MEAN I'M LETTING YOU OFF, MORON. GET GOING BEFORE I LEAVE."
 * Talking Mushroom: "... YOU WOULDN'T BE MISSED, BY THE WAY. IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING."

= Trivia =
 * The Mushroom's item description is itself a dialogue of sorts: "HEY, QUIT HOLDING ME YOU NUMBSKULL!"
 * It is possible that the scientists who encountered the mushroom are no other then Yahya and his brothers before they went crazy because of the meteors.
 * The real/original name of the Talking Mushroom is Gyran.
 * The secret was bugged in 1.18, but it was fixed in 1.20 Gavel Reborn update, and the dialogue was altered slightly.

= Gallery =