Cowfusion

Cowfusion
Quest Info
Length	Long
Difficulty	Medium
Location	Canyon of the Lost
Province	Gavel
Combat Level	86
Starter NPC	Ranol
Required Quest	Tunnel Trouble
Reward	As follows: 2300000 Experience Points 4096 Emeralds

Cowfusion is a level 86 quest located in the Canyon of the Lost.

Overview

The player finds Ranol, a farmer whose cows have mysteriously disappeared. In a weird twist of fate, the player themself is turned into a cow, and seeks out an old friend to regain their humanity. However, the old friend might be hiding more than they let on...

Stage 1

» Talk to Ranol at [768, 45, -5425]

• Ranol: A Human, eh? All the way out 'ere at the end of the canyon? Yer a tough one.
• Ranol: Perhaps I can give yer some work, if yer are lookin' for it? Someone's been coming and nabbing my cows!
• Ranol: 'an I know exactly who it is - that blasted cow scientist that lives in the lab just north of 'ere.
• Ranol: Anyway, yer up for the job? Can't let 'im just keep stealing them forever!
• Ranol: His cavern laboratory is just north from 'ere. Not too hard to find. Once yer there, get him to return my cows!
• Ranol: There's one problem though. The door to the place is always shut, so you'll 'ave to find another way in.

Stage 2

» Head to the Laboratory at [803, 43, -5576]

• Maybe there's a way to open the door somewhere around...?

Stage 3

» Find a way into the Laboratory

Spoiler alert: The hidden text contains spoilers relating to getting in the laboratory.

At the doorway to the right, there will be a trail of brown carpets leading you to a way in. At the end of the trail will be the laboratory. Flip the lever to open the laboratory door, which will trigger some a notification. Go back outside the door to get in the laboratory. [!] Main Laboratory Door unlocked!

Stage 4

» Search the Laboratory for the missing cows

???
There's something strange here...

When you arrive in the Laboratory, follow the carpets to a cell where Ranol's cows are.

Image	Name	Level	Health	AI Type	Abilities	Elemental Stats	Drops	Location
File:Cow.png	Cow	1	?	Passive	-	-	?	Strange Laboratory
	Cow Pen Key	0	1	None	-	-	-	Strange Machine

Stage 5

» Find a way to free the Cows.

• Looks like Ranol's cows are being held in this pen... maybe there's a way to unlock the door around?

There will be a Cow Pen Key in a tube machine. However, once you get into the machine, you will be sealed within.

Stage 6

» ???

You will fall down a colorful spiral into a cow.

Stage 7

» Find out what happened

What Just Happened?
Something feels... different.

• [!] You can no longer jump or cast spells.
• Something feels wrong... you should head back to Ranol...

Image	Name	Level	Health	AI Type	Abilities	Elemental Stats	Drops	Location
File:Cow.png	Cow	1	?	Passive	-	-	?	Strange Laboratory

When you exit, a mirror will reveal itself, revealing that you became a cow.

Stage 8

» Return to Ranol

Image	Name	Level	Health	AI Type	Abilities	Elemental Stats	Drops	Location
	Tasty Grass	87	-	None	-	-	-	Outside Strange Laboratory
	Yummy Flower	87	-	None	-	-	-	Outside Strange Laboratory

• Ranol: Ẁ̷͚h̷̳͆̕a̷̡̅̚ṫ̷̨̢̿'̶̛̮̯͊ś̸̭ ̵̹͌̄t̸̛̫̤̅h̷̼́̒ï̵̡͆ś̴̯͎̈́ ̴̨̞͑̚'̶͈͛̔e̶̲͋r̴̙̰̊̊e̷̹͌̀?̸̜̓͜ ̸̙̀I̴͎͌̏b̶̯͐̀é̸̥l̸̼͓̈͗e̸̠̦͂,̷͔̉̃ ̸͕̤̅t̶͇̒h̵̛͈̠͑ä̵̡͚ţ̴̇̾ ̵͇̈ỷ̷͕͘ö̵̳̯ú̶̗͝?̸͔͊͊ ̴͉͈̀͠M̸̖̆ý̸̙͜ ̸̛ͅͅg̵̣̀ḭ̸̳͑͒r̶̺̿l̸͚͆,̸̦̇̕ ̸͔̿Ḯ̴̼̬͝ ̴̰͛k̴̰̅n̷̥͐e̴͓̅w̵̥̔̊ ̶̱͕͒̅y̸̨͇͆̋ȯ̷͍͇̎ṷ̸̻̓͂'̶̢͕̌́d̸̜̎̍ ̶͎͙́͝c̵̼̞̿͛ǫ̴̀́m̵̲̈́ë̵͎́ ̵̺͗͌b̴͕̍ḁ̸̽́c̵̺̽k̶̻̀ ̴̩͘͝t̸̮̮̉ȍ̴͜ ̶̩͉̒m̶̝̰̅e̶͈̮̾͘!̵͈͂́
• Ranol: A̸̜̋ń̵͉̞d̴͖͙̂̕ ̴̡̥͘t̵̛̙͈o̵͖͑ ̶̨̗̆͠t̴̝͇͑ḧ̷̛͇̞́ḯ̴̯͚n̴̠̏͌ḵ̷̍ ̵̝̐̇I̷̛͖̮͊ ̷͚́ẃ̸̩͑ä̶̰̯s̸̥̯̎ ̷̘̓̉g̴̲͒ó̴̲̦̚ì̷͚̗̇ṋ̸̢̛͂g̴͉͒ ̶̭͙̌̾t̴̞͎̉ô̶̩̜ ̶̣̄͘h̶̖͕̎î̷̟̀r̷̙̒̓ȩ̴̽ ̴̖̉ͅs̴̲͊̿o̴͇̟̾̕m̴̨̞͌̍ë̷̹́ ̶̟̄c̶̛̩̻i̸̠͘͜t̷̢̂ẙ̷̹̣-̶̫̍d̶̬̓w̷̗̱̐ê̶͚͠ḹ̸͚̇l̵͕͎̽̂i̸̥͠ṅ̴̞̾'̶͖̈́ ̶͍̀'̶̥̦͆u̸͇̐̏m̵̬̽̆a̸͈͎͠n̸̩̖̎͐ ̵̢͔͑ṱ̷͑͜õ̶̻ͅ ̷̪͒ĝ̵͍ë̴̟͇̚ṯ̸̅ ̶̧̩̀y̴͇͖͋̽ö̷̘͉́̾u̴̖͝ ̶̳̠̕f̴̱͖̓͘o̷̗̔̓r̵̢͝ ̴̱̂̽m̴̨̛̛e̸̺̝͋?̵̬͊͝ ̴̲͒͛Ȟ̸͙̉ä̵̼́!̷͇́
• Ranol: R̸̛̼̬͑i̷̟̓̊g̷͇̎ḧ̸̳́ṫ̶̮ ̵̪̑͐t̵̜̘͐ȟ̸̟̠̋e̷̙͂n̷͙̍̚,̷̛̮̚ ̸̜̑ͅb̴̗̄͝ã̴̳̌c̷͚͘k̴̨͗ ̶͉͈̾i̷̧͕͌̈́n̸̨̺̒ț̵̬͛́o̵̯̊͊ ̵̬̋̋t̸̹̆̀ḩ̸̰͗e̵̤̓ ̵͇̽̆p̷̦̙̀̚ē̸͇͆ń̶̻̺͠ ̷͇̆͝ý̶̰̆o̶͖͝u̶͔̿ͅ ̷͍̂̇g̶̪̎̽o̷̹͝.̷̬͍̈́̔ ̶̦̚H̴̚ͅụ̷̠͗ṗ̶͇̦!̶͖̹̔̇

Stage 9

» Escape Ranol's farm

You will be knocked into a pen after you talk to Ranol, surrounded by several cows, as well as a suspicious cow.

Image	Name	Level	Health	AI Type	Abilities	Elemental Stats	Drops	Location
File:Cow.png	Cow	1	?	Passive	-	-	-	Ranol's Farm

• Suspicious Cow: Moo.
• Suspicious Cow: ...
• Suspicious Cow: Password?
  • [1] Moo? (What password?)
    • Suspicious Cow: You're right, there is no password. Just seeing if you can understand me.
    • Suspicious Cow: You're one of us then, the oppressed? Want to break free from these farmers? Well aren't you in luck.
    • Suspicious Cow: I can help you with that. WE can help you with that.
    • Suspicious Cow: Our people have a secret hideout not far from here. It's located right under that barn just behind me.
    • Suspicious Cow: It may seem close, but unless you've been practicing your atheletics, you won't be able to get over these fences.
    • Suspicious Cow: See that haybale in the middle of our pen? I bet you could push and pull it into such a position that'd allow you to climb over the fence with your cow physique.
    • Suspicious Cow: The second pen might have a similar problem, but I'm sure you can figure that out yourself.
    • Suspicious Cow: Good luck!
  • [2] Moo. (Moo.)
    • Suspicious Cow: ...
    • Suspicious Cow: Moo.
  • [3] Moo moo moooo moo Moo moo. (The grook flies over the nest with the egg in hand.)
    • Suspicious Cow: What? What does that even mean? There isn't actually a password! Or did no one tell me that there was? Ah, nevermind, at least you can understand me.
    • Suspicious Cow: You're one of us then, the oppressed? Want to break free from these farmers? Well aren't you in luck.
    • Suspicious Cow: I can help you with that. WE can help you with that.
    • Suspicious Cow: Our people have a secret hideout not far from here. It's located right under that barn just behind me.
    • Suspicious Cow: It may seem close, but unless you've been practicing your atheletics, you won't be able to get over these fences.
    • Suspicious Cow: See that haybale in the middle of our pen? I bet you could push and pull it into such a position that'd allow you to climb over the fence with your cow physique.
    • Suspicious Cow: The second pen might have a similar problem, but I'm sure you can figure that out yourself.
    • Suspicious Cow: Good luck!

Stage 10

» Find and enter the Secret Cow Hideout

• You can left-click to pull the hay bale and right-click to push it.

Once you escape the pens, go to the entrance, which has a sign that reads "If you can read this, MOO loudly and wait". You can enter it by pushing the button by it to moo.

Stage 11

» Talk to the Receptionist

• Receptionist: Oh, a new recruit? We weren't expecting anyone at this time. How'd you find your way in?
• Receptionist: Wait, you're different. Something's off about you. Like you've never been in a cow's body before.
• Receptionist: Oh. Oh, this is not good. Uhm, you should talk to the boss. He'll probably know what to do with you.
• Receptionist: You'll find him in the big office at the very end of this facility. Just stick to the path and don't be nosey, okay?

Stage 12

» Find the one who's in charge of the hideout

Make your way through the hideout until you get to the end, where you can find an old acquaintance of yours.

Stage 13

» Talk to Drale

• Drale: Whoop, alright! Don't want you going anywhere, buddy! Uh... What are you doing here, exactly...?
  • [1] Moo moo Moooo. (I was a human that was turned into a cow.)
    • Drale: You- what? Oh gosh, how is that even possible? I don't think I had anything that could...
    • Drale: Oh! You must've been snooping through my laboratory. That's... okay, we can talk about that later. Did you step into my machine?
    • Drale: It's not even meant to do that! Its purpose is to turn the exiles back into Wocs. So how does a Human become a cow...?
    • Drale: Right, right, sorry. Here, uh- I'll try and get this cage down. Darn controls... Why did I design these so poorly?
    • Drale: ...So while I try to figure out which lever to push, tell me about yourself! Anything interesting going on in your life?
      • [1] Moo moo moo mooooo! (I was the one that helped you in Katoa Ranch!)
        • Drale: You... You are? You are! Oh, wow, it's great to see you again! It's been so long since our escapades back in Wynn!
        • Drale: This is great, actually! I- I can show you around this place! Introduce you to some of the folks we freed together! Oh, what fantastic timing this has been.
        • Drale: I just need to figure out which switch to pull... I think it's this one! Probably. I really need to label these things. Alright, here goes!
        • Drale: Wait, no, that's the wrong-...!
      • [2] Moo. (Moo.)
        • Drale: I, uh... Hah. Very funny. Tell me you're a human, then pretend to be a cow.
        • Drale: That's... fine. You know, I'm under quite a lot of stress right now. Working hard, day in and day out. I don't really need your attitude right now!
        • Drale: You know what? I don't need this attitude. I'm- I'm going to send you to The Pit. Where- where all my other mistakes lie.
        • Drale: ...You have a weapon. You can probably manage! You don't need anything from me! Here, see how you like it down there!
  • [2] Moo. (Moo.)
    • Drale: ...
    • Drale: Okay. So you are just a regular cow. Not a Woc. Uh... Who let you in, little pal? I'm going to need to have to have a word about closing the doors...
    • Drale: Well, this is... awkward. So, then... cow. What's it like being... a cow?
      • [1] Moo moo Moooo. (I am not a cow. I was a human that was turned into a cow.)
        • Drale: You- what? Oh gosh, how is that even possible? I don't think I had anything that could...
        • Drale: Oh! You must've been snooping through my laboratory. That's... okay, we can talk about that later. Did you step into my machine?
        • Drale: It's not even meant to do that! Its purpose is to turn the exiles back into Wocs. So how does a Human become a cow...?
        • Drale: Right, right, sorry. Here, uh- I'll try and get this cage down. Darn controls... Why did I design these so poorly?
        • Drale: ...So while I try to figure out which lever to push, tell me about yourself! Anything interesting going on in your life?
          • [1] Moo moo moo mooooo! (I was the one that helped you in Katoa Ranch!)
            • Drale: You... You are? You are! Oh, wow, it's great to see you again! It's been so long since our escapades back in Wynn!
            • Drale: This is great, actually! I- I can show you around this place! Introduce you to some of the folks we freed together! Oh, what fantastic timing this has been.
            • Drale: I just need to figure out which switch to pull... I think it's this one! Probably. I really need to label these things. Alright, here goes!
            • Drale: Wait, no, that's the wrong-...!
          • [2] Moo. (Moo.)
            • Drale: I, uh... Hah. Very funny. Tell me you're a human, then pretend to be a cow.
            • Drale: That's... fine. You know, I'm under quite a lot of stress right now. Working hard, day in and day out. I don't really need your attitude right now!
            • Drale: You know what? I don't need this attitude. I'm- I'm going to send you to The Pit. Where- where all my other mistakes lie.
            • Drale: ...You have a weapon. You can probably manage! You don't need anything from me! Here, see how you like it down there!
      • [2] Moo. (Moo.)
        • Drale: ...
        • Drale: Right. Okay. Figure I'd best let you go free.
        • Drale: ...Unless. Unless. Nobody's... nobody's looking. I could just send you to The Pit... Nobody would know.
        • Drale: It's... easier this way. It's fine. Maybe you'll even- maybe you'll even make your way out. Good luck, little buddy.

Stage 14

» Escape The Pit

Th̵̲͚͐͒e Pi̴̧̹̚͝t
Your spells have been restored.

The Pit is structured a bit like a standard Dungeon. You can use your spells again, although you still cannot jump.

Room 1

The first room of the Pit is a simple segment where you walk through the room. There will be some gaps that will need maneuvers that do not make you jump. At the end of room one, you need to kill the Experimental Sludge, a miniboss, and use its drop to open a door that will drop down a rope that you must climb to get to the second room.

Image	Name	Level	Health	AI Type	Abilities	Elemental Stats	Drops	Location
	Carnivorous Sludge	90	40000	Jumper	-	-	Toxic Sludge	The Pit

• ... So apparently you can climb ropes but not jump. Being a cow is weird.

Room 2

In the second room of The Pit, it is a maze through the vent system. Some fans will only produce light breezes that only move you towards a wall, while others are harder to get through, having winds strong enough that you can't go forward. At some areas, there will be a device that will deactivate certain fans be behind bars. To destroy the bars, cast a spell in front of them, and then right-click the device.

• [!] Northward fan disabled!

• [!] Southward fan disabled!

Room 3

Go to the end to make the door close.

ER̴̼͊̓ROR
Sani̶̫̯͂tisation Re̶̢̛͒quired̴͎̮̏

Several cows labeled as Weak Zombies will appear from the viscera piles scattered across the room. Get four
Cow Entrails to open the door.

Image	Name	Level	Health	AI Type	Abilities	Elemental Stats	Drops	Location
	Weak Zombie	1	6	Melee	-	-	Cow Entrail	The Pit

• [!] Sanitisation complete, door opening...

Room 4

The fourth room serves as a passage from the third room to the fifth room. At the start, two Cowbominations will ambush you, although you are not required to kill them.

Image	Name	Level	Health	AI Type	Abilities	Elemental Stats	Drops	Location
File:Cowbomination.png	Cowbomination	75	3950	Jumper	-	-	-	The Pit

Room 5

Inside the fifth room, once you drop down, several iron blocks will fall at the beginning, before the boss of the room reveals itself, the Bovine Monstrosity. Inside the center of the room is a burner that can damage both the player and the boss when one touches it. The Bovine Monstrosity cannot be attacked, so you must lure it to the burner so that it goes through it 10 times.

Image	Name	Level	Health	AI Type	Abilities	Elemental Stats	Drops	Location
	Bovine Monstrosity	95	1000000	Melee	Charge	✹ Weak ✦ Dam	Bovine Heart	The Pit

• [+1 Bovine Heart]

Room 6

After defeating the Bovine Monstrosity, you then make your way through the final room, making your way through the rest of the Pit before encountering a Worker.

Told Drale you were the one that helped him:

• Worker: ... where did you come from?!
• Worker: You fell into the incinerator? And defeated a mutant cow monster?
• Worker: ...Oh! You're the one Drale told us to look out for. Accidentally dropped into the Pit, huh?
• Worker: The boss said to apologize to ya for the inconvenience. We've all been workin' late hours recently... Some of us more than others.
• Worker: Anyhow, follow me. I'll take you back to him, and you can talk this out! You'll be back as a human in no time.

• Worker: So... yeah. That's Drale for you. Absentminded as ever. He said something about labeling his levers from now on, so I reckon that's a positive.
• Worker: ...You're a good friend of the boss, right? Would you be able to put in a good word for us? Gerald and I have been down here for a while, and we'd like to get back to our normal positions.
• Worker: Drale's alright on a good day, but we've been running out of good days lately! He keeps pulling late hours on this... wholly unnecessary project!
• Worker: He insists we have to keep trying to find our original ship, instead of just building a new one with all the materials we have! It's ridiculous!
• Worker: Maybe you'll be able to get through to him, being his friend and all. We've all been stressed, and it's really just...
• Worker: What ship? Oh, of course, you're not a Woc. See, our race isn't actually from- you know, maybe that's a story for another time.
• Worker: For now let's get you back up to the main lab. Drale will be glad to see you in one piece! He sounded worried for your safety.
• Worker: Well, we're here!
• Worker: You head on up that pipe and with a bit of luck it'll plonk you out right in front of Drale.
• Worker: Remember what I told you! Try to put in a good word for us, yeah?
• Worker: If not, well... At least I tried. Let the record show I tried.
• Worker: ...Alright! Go on, off you go! It was lovely to meet you.

Gave Drale attitude:

• Worker: ... where did you come from?!
• Worker: You fell into the incinerator? And defeated a mutant cow monster?
• Worker: Yeah that checks out. So what happened to get you thrown down here?
• Worker: Oh, angered him by pretending to be a cow after already speaking? Yeah, I feel ya. When the boss is in a mood, anything you say could get you thrown down here.
• Worker: Here, why don't you follow me? I'll take you back to him, you can straighten things out, and I'm sure you'll be back as a human in no time!

• Worker: So... yeah. Drale isn't the best at... conflict resolution. Catch him on a bad day, and he might just throw you in the Pit.
• Worker: I got stationed down here for a week because I interrupted him during his daily yoga session.
• Worker: Gerald, over there? He used to be in accounting. Until he forgot to carry the two one day, and... Well, here he is now.
• Worker: Drale's alright on a good day, but we've been running out of good days lately! He keeps pulling late hours on this... wholly unnecessary project!
• Worker: He insists we have to keep trying to find our original ship, instead of just building a new one with all the materials we have! It's ridiculous!
• Worker: What ship? Oh, of course, you're not a Woc. See, our race isn't actually from- you know, maybe that's a story for another time.
• Worker: For now let's get you back up to the main lab and hopefully Drale will be in a bit of a better mood!
• Worker: Well, we're here!
• Worker: You head on up that pipe and with a bit of luck it'll plonk you out right in front of Drale.
• Worker: If you try explaining the situation again I'm sure he'll be understanding.
• Worker: He usually is after he's had some time to cool off.
• Worker: Go on, off you go! It was lovely to meet you.

Said you are a cow:

• Worker: ... where did you come from?!
• Worker: You fell into the incinerator? And defeated a mutant cow monster?
• Worker: Yeah that checks out. So what happened to get you thrown down here?
• Worker: Pretended to be a cow when you're actually a human? Must have caught him on a rough day to get thrown down for that. Usually he'd just let a cow go.
• Worker: Well here, why don't you follow me? I'll take you back to him, you can straighten things out, and I'm sure you'll be back as a human in no time!

• Worker: So... yeah. That's Drale. Catch him on a bad day, and he might just throw you into the Pit.
• Worker: I got stationed down here for a week because I interrupted him during his daily yoga session.
• Worker: Gerald, over there? He used to be in accounting. Until he forgot to carry the two one day, and... Well, here he is now.
• Worker: Drale's alright on a good day, but we've been running out of good days lately! He keeps pulling late hours on this... wholly unnecessary project!
• Worker: He insists we have to keep trying to find our original ship, instead of just building a new one with all the materials we have! It's ridiculous!
• Worker: What ship? Oh, of course, you're not a Woc. See, our race isn't actually from- you know, maybe that's a story for another time.
• Worker: For now let's get you back up to the main lab and hopefully Drale will be in a bit of a better mood! Maybe mention the human thing this time, alright?
• Worker: Well, we're here!
• Worker: You head on up that pipe and with a bit of luck it'll plonk you out right in front of Drale.
• Worker: If you try explaining the situation again I'm sure he'll be understanding.
• Worker: He usually is after he's had some time to cool off.
• Worker: Go on, off you go! It was lovely to meet you.

Stage 15

» Talk to Drale

Told Drale you were the one that helped him:

• Drale: Oh, this is- Oh! You're alive! I, ah- heh. Sorry about... all that. I really, really need to label these levers properly...
• Drale: Right! Right. You'se seen... all that down there, then. I just hope you won't think less of me for it.
• Drale: I can... I can tell you more about it later. I hope it wasn't too bad? Down there? You seen to have gotten out in one piece, so...
  • [1] Moo mooooo moo moo! (The workers in the pit want better positions!)
    • Drale: ...Oh. Right. Gosh, how long has it been since I-...
    • Drale: Okay. Alright, yes, I'll give them better positions. And I'll- I don't know. Apologize. Give them a bonus.
    • Drale: It's been... hard, recently. We've been working to get back home, and I guess I just... Put too much of myself into that. It's fine! Don't- Don't worry about me.
      • [1] Moo... Moo moo moooo? (So... How do I get back to normal?)
        • Drale: Oh. Right, your body! I can fix that! We just need to get back to the machine, and... Poof. You'll be back to normal!
        • Drale: ...I hope. Hey, being a cow isn't so bad! If- If it doesn't work, we can make you a home here...?
        • Drale: Uh... It'll work. It's always- always worked in the past! Heh...
        • Drale: Anyway! Let's get going!
      • [2] Moo. (Moo.)
  • [2] Moo moo moooo... (How do I get back to normal?)
  • [3] Moo. (Moo.)
    • Drale: Uh... Hm. Maybe- Maybe being a cow is affecting your brain somehow... That can't be good.
    • Drale: We should get you back to human as quickly as possible. Come on, follow me.

Gave Drale attitude:

• Drale: ...This doesn't even mean anything! What am I supposed to do with-
• Drale: Oh! It's- It's you! Didn't I just...
• Drale: ...Um. This is... really awkward, haha. I'm... sorry?
• Drale: You're... the one who pretended to be a cow, right? I, uh... in my defense, I was very stressed. So I dropped you into the Pit.
• Drale: ...Anyway! What's- What's going on with your life? Anything interesting?
  • [1] Moo moo moooo. (How do I get back to normal?)
    • Drale: Oh! Right. Getting back to normal.
    • Drale: You said you stepped into my machine, right? We could try putting you in there a second time. What's the worst that could happen?
    • Drale: ...Uh. You stay as a cow. That's what. That's... fine. Let's just go and try it out.
  • [2] Moo. (Moo.)

Said you are a cow:

• Drale: ...This doesn't even mean anything! What am I supposed to do with-
• Drale: Oh! It's- It's you! Didn't I just...
• Drale: ...Um. This is... really awkward, haha. I'm... sorry?
• Drale: I am talking to a cow. Again. Why is this where my life has taken me.
• Drale: So! What's... going on, little buddy? Any- any souvenirs? From the Pit...?
  • [1] Moo moo Moooo! (I'm not a cow! I'm a human that was turned into a cow!)
    • Drale: Oh, you- Oh. Right! Okay. I don't- I don't quite understand why you would pretend to be a cow. But alright!
    • Drale: So, uh... Human turned into a cow. Okay. How did you manage to get yourself stuck as a cow, anyway? I didn't think we had anything that could do that...
      • [1] Moo moo moooo. (I walked into your stupid machine!)
        • Drale: My machine. It's- It's not even supposed to do that! I designed it to turn exiles back into Wocs, how would it have...
        • Drale: Great. Of course it'd have that issue, and just when I thought I...
        • Drale: Right. Right. Alright. We can work with this! Let's just take you back to that machine, put you in it, and see if it turns you back to normal!
        • Drale: It'll work. Probably. I mean, I haven't ever tried it, so I can't really say for sure... Oh, yep, you're still here. Let's get moving.
      • [2] Moo. (Moo.)
        • Drale: Uh... Hm. Maybe- Maybe being a cow is affecting your brain somehow... That can't be good.
        • Drale: We should get you back to human as quickly as possible. Come on, follow me.
  • [2] Moo. (Moo.)
    • Drale: Yep. Just a cow...
    • Drale: Well, alright. Let's just- get you in my machine, I guess. It worked for the exiles, so maybe it will work for you...?
    • Drale: ...Don't look at me like that. Come on, let's get going.

Drale will then walk to the machine that turned you into a cow.

Told Drale you were the one that helped him:

• Drale: So... How have you been? It's been a while since our adventure at Katoa Ranch, hasn't it?
• Drale: Well, you've been turned into a cow... Obviously... But besides that!
• Drale: Me? Well... heh. I've been doing pretty well, all thing considered. We've been gathering exiles from all over the province! Set up a city for us all while we work towards...
• Drale: It's a long story. I can't tell you everything- not yet. But... All of us here, we don't belong here. We just want to go home.
• Drale: And- and maybe if we can find our ship again, we'll be able to prove that we're not irredeemable. That whatever we went through- that it won't define us.
• Drale: ...Heh. Don't- don't worry about it too much. For now, this place is enough of a safe haven for us. It'll have to be enough until we succeed.
• Drale: We're so close. I can feel it. Just... Just a little while left to go.
• Drale: Anyway, uh... Here's the elevator! Just step on in, and we can head on up to the laboratory.
  • [1] Moooo moo moo moo? (What's that big door next to us for?)
    • Drale: The- oh. Uh... It's nothing. Nothing to worry about.
    • Drale: It just leads to... maintenance. Yep! Just- just maintenance. Nothing else.
    • Drale: Into the elevator now, come on! You need a key to get in anyway, and I definitely don't have one laying around!
  • [2] Moo. (Moo.)
    • Drale: ...You're worrying me, friend. Come on, let's get going. Into the elevator, let's get you back to normal.

Gave Drale attitude or pretended you were a cow first and then said you were a human:

• Drale: So... Have you done anything interesting recently? Besides- getting turned into a cow. Obviously.
• Drale: You're, uh... Probably wondering what this place is. Just a big city under some random guy's farm, right?
• Drale: It's... heh. We've been trying to gather as many of our people as we can. We exiles have to stick together, after all.
• Drale: It's a long story. I'm not sure how much of it I really want to tell you, heh. Especially considering... Yeah.
• Drale: But. This place is a safe haven for us exiles. A place for us all to live until we achieve our goals.
• Drale: And- hey! You've seen our secrets now! May as well let it be a safe haven for you as well, right? Heh.
• Drale: Oh- the elevator. Here we are. Uh... Just head on in, little buddy? It'll take us up.
  • [1] Moooo moo moo moo? (What's that big door next to us for?)
    • Drale: The- oh. Uh... It's nothing. Nothing to worry about.
    • Drale: It just leads to... maintenance. Yep! Just- just maintenance. Nothing else.
    • Drale: Into the elevator now, come on! You need a key to get in anyway, and I definitely don't have one laying around!
  • [2] Moo. (Moo.)
    • Drale: ...You're worrying me. Come on, let's get going. Into the elevator, let's get you back to normal.

Replied with 'Moo.'

• Drale: So... Hey there, little... cow?
• Drale: Uh. Do you- do you understand what I'm saying?
• Drale: ...This is stupid. I'm talking to a cow. Of course you can't...
• Drale: ...
• Drale: Well I guess I could- talk at you. For a bit. If that's, heh, fine with you!
• Drale: It's been tough, recently. Working towards a goal I know is important, but still feels... out of reach.
• Drale: And it doesn't seem like anybody else can see that! That this is important! They look at me like I'm going crazy, and-
• Drale: I'm not. I know I'm not. We need to find the ship. If we don't, who knows what...
• Drale: Anyway! Here's the elevator! Just step on in, and we can head on up to the laboratory.
  • [1] Moooo moo moo moo? (What's that big door next to us for?)
    • Drale: Hrrgh- You're- you're not a cow?! Why would you... I just said all that, and you could...
    • Drale: D-Don't worry about the door. It's... It's nothing. Maintenance. That- that's what it is.
    • Drale: Er... come on, into the elevator! You want to get back to normal, right? Besides, you'd need a key to get in there, and I don't know where you'd find one of those, haha!
  • [2] Moo. (Moo.)
    • Drale: ...Moo. Yep. I agree. Come on, let's get going. Into the elevator.

• Drale: So... here we are. The lab!
• Drale: Just... follow me, for now. The machine is this way.
• Drale: There it is! If you step into the machine, real quick, it should... it should work!

Stage 16

» Enter the Transmutation Machine

• Drale: Look at you! As good as new!

Stage 17

» Talk to Drale

Told Drale you were the one that helped him:

• Drale: Heh... Well, there you are! Good as new! I hope...
• Drale: And- to, uh, compensate you for... you know... Here! One liquid emerald. I feel terrible for how our reunion ended up going... I hope you won't hold it against me?
• Drale: Uh... I really should get back to work. But- hey! Feel free to visit whenever you want! You'll be able to use the entrance at Ranol's farm.
• Drale: Maybe I can tell you more about what I've been up to! That'd be nice.

Gave Drale attitude or pretended you were a cow:

• Drale: There you are! Back to norm...-
• Drale: <playername>?! What are you- that was you the whole time?! Why didn't you tell me!
• Drale: Oh gosh, this has been... An awful reunion. I can't believe I dropped you into the Pit...
• Drale: I'm so sorry for- for all of that. You should have told me! Oh...
• Drale: Okay, uh... Here, take this. As- as compensation for- for all of that.
• Drale: I... I need to get back to work. But- uh, if you ever want, feel free to visit sometime? You'll be able to use the entrance at Ranol's farm.
• Drale: Maybe I can tell you more about what I've been up to! Heh...

Trivia

• The Wocs are actually aliens to the land. There are possibly several characters throughout the world of Wynncraft that could be Wocs, such as the Durum Protector located in Bovine Barn.
• There are several secrets hidden throughout the Woc base and laboratory.
  • In the laboratory, after doing some parkour, you will be in a storage room. The storage room stores various technical items, including a damaged portal.
  • In the Woc City, after you complete the quest and return through Ranol's farm, there is a hidden secret, locked behind the white door by the elevator.

Spoiler alert: The hidden text contains spoilers relating to how to find the secret and the contents of it.

To get into the door, you first must get a Glowing Orb. The Glowing Orb can be found in a building on a bed at 280, 48, -9578. Go to the white door and right-click the socket to place the Glowing Orb in there. After that, go behind the elevator to find a lever. Pull the lever and then the door will open. Inside the room will be several journals. The contents of each journal are as follows: Journal on the table to the right: Day 1 This place isn't meant for me. I can't remain here. And now that I know that I'm not the only one here... There's an opportunity for us exiles to return home. I've spoken to them! Their minds - so bright, so open. And yet... why are they here? We must not allow this to continue. I will make sure that all of us return home where we belong. Day 10 While my journey across the ocean wasn't a success, I did meet with a Corkian along the way. The device I showed him seemed familiar, but they couldn't explain how. Could it be...? No, no, it can't. Either way I've received valuable insight from this interaction. My plans can be set in motion. But I can't do this alone. If I am to return home... I must bring every exile from Wynn to Gavel with me. Together, we will reclaim what was taken from us. Journal on the desk to the left: Day 23 Finally, the last exiles have escaped from Wynn! The ones I could find, at least... They'll soon join the rest in Gavel, where we'll find the rest of our lost kin. This last mission would've been a failure if not for a strange soldier I met along the way. Without their assistance... these poor exiles would've ended up at a slaughterhouse. If I ever meet them again... I'll have to express my utmost gratitude to them. But now, I must venture to Gavel myself. Day 30 Bovemism seems to be a lot less popular in this province. It... hurts. To imagine how badly our kin get treated here. But their suffering will not last. I've learned of a remote, mountainous region here. The locals claim that its terrain is always shifting. It'll be the perfect place for our city. Day 31 Today I met someone... strange. His name was Dr. Urelix. His work... though awful, I can't say it wasn't insightful. We spoke, some, on that topic of transformation... With this newfound knowledge, I believe that I can revert the first exile back into a Woc within a few weeks. Things are coming along better than I expected. After this point, there will be a second room with a machine in it. Journal by the bookshelves to the left of the machine: Day 47 I write here today, ashamed of my failure. The first transformation was... a disaster. Instead of a healthy Woc, I was faced with- With- Something- I had to put it down. I can't let the others find out. I just- can't. If they were to find out what- what I've done- They would not forgive me. I can't be left alone again. I've worked so hard, so long, just to... I have to keep going. I have to perfect this transformation. Day 59 It's... done. I've finally done it. A healthy Woc, transformed back from their fallen state! It has taken me... far too long. Was it worth it? All that sacrifice?... I can't think like that. It has to have been worth it. If it wasn't worth it, then all I have done would have been... for nothing. I can't let that happen. I have to leave this chapter behind me. For... for my own sake. I can still redeem myself. I must. Day 65 We begin working on the city today. 'The Canyon of the Lost' is what they call this place. It's about as remote as it gets. However, with the amount of work that awaits us, I won't be able to continue working on this journal. This chapter of our journey will remain undocumented. Perhaps that's for the best... Journal behind the machine: The ink on these pages still seem fairly fresh. The device is nearing completion! Our time here will soon come to an end. Soon, we can begin our journey back home. If all goes according to plan... It should be able to 'catch' the signal of our ship, and return it to us. But... before we depart, I must extract the last exile from that farmer's barn. We can't leave any behind. We've lost too many already. The stars await, my kin.

• This quest was updated in 2.0. To see the previous version, see Cowfusion (1.20).