Souvenir T-Shirt Merchant

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Souvenir Sweater Merchant
NPC Info
Coordinates	X: 470 Z: -1609
Location	Detlas

The Souviner Sweater Merchant is an NPC that was added to Detlas for the Festival of the Blizzard. They can be found in Detlas from December 10th, 2021 to January 1st, 2021, disappearing after the Festival is over. He will sell Sweaters for the Festival of the Blizzard for 56 Emerald Blocks each.

Dialogue

First Dialogue

• Souvenir Sweater Merchant: Heheh, I was da first one here. Gotta get dose profits runnin' quick, y'see?
• Souvenir Sweater Merchant: Normally my racket is the souvenir T-shirts over in da Letvus Airbase... But I can't miss dis opportunity.
• Souvenir Sweater Merchant: Got a whole bucketload of tacky holiday sweaters for sale here. Say, you look like ya' got deep pockets...
• Souvenir Sweater Merchant: I'm gonna make a killin' here. Here's hopin' my daughter over at da airbase does just as well.

Recurring Dialogue

• Souvenir Sweater Merchant: Yeah, dis whole shindig's pretty good. Gotta say, ya humans know how ta party.
• Souvenir Sweater Merchant: Butcha look like ya want somethin'.
• [1] "How much is it for a sweater?"
  • Souvenir Sweater Merchant: Oh, dese puppies don't come cheap. It's a lotta effort to get this cheap, tacky look widdout actually bein' made so awfully.
  • Souvenir Sweater Merchant: But since it's Craftmas and all...I got 'em on a 50% discount. Only [56 Emerald Blocks]! Whatta steal, right?
  • Souvenir Sweater Merchant: So! We got ourselves a deal, friendo?
  • [1] "We have a deal."
    • Souvenir Sweater Merchant: Den pick a color!
    • [1] Blue
    • [2] Purple
    • [3] Green
    • [4] White
    • [5] Red
      • [+1 Wynnter Sweater]
      • Souvenir Sweater Merchant: Pleasure doin' business witcha, den! Show off some o' dat Craftmas spirit!
    • [6] "I've changed my mind."
      • Souvenir Sweater Merchant: Hey, I know it's Craftmas and all, butcha wouldn't begrudge a business a humble profit, wouldja?
  • [2] "Not right now, sorry."
    • Souvenir Sweater Merchant: Hey, I know it's Craftmas and all, butcha wouldn't begrudge a business a humble profit, wouldja?
• [2] "Almost everyone looks like they're in a sweater."
  • Souvenir Sweater Merchant: Yep, been makin' a mint! Wonderin' if it ain't cause I've got these bad boys on sale.
  • Souvenir Sweater Merchant: Maybe I oughta try puttin' da ol' T-shirts on sale every once in awhile.
  • Souvenir Sweater Merchant: ...course, it could be everyone wants ta' show off how in-the-spirit dey are, but I ain't gonna complain either way.
• [3] "So you work in an airbase, you said?"
  • Souvenir Sweater Merchant: Yep. Can't remember if I've seen ya around dere, but it's da Letvus Airbase, over in Cinfras.
  • Souvenir Sweater Merchant: Dere's some odder merchants dere too, but I'm da one people tink about when they tink "Letvus."
  • Souvenir Sweater Merchant: ...wonderin' bout it now, I oughta invited dat candy shop guy 'cross da way from me.
  • Souvenir Sweater Merchant: He ain't make as much dosh as I do, but da man's honest and he's a real standup guy, ya know?
  • Souvenir Sweater Merchant: I buy 'im drinks at da tavern every so often...what's an airship ticket too, on my budget? Maybe I'll remember next year. Bet he'd love dis.
• [4] "You said you make T-shirts too?"
  • Souvenir Sweater Merchant: Friendo, you ain't even heard da definition of successful 'til you heard of genuine Letvus Airbase Souvenir T-Shirts.
  • Souvenir Sweater Merchant: I'm probably richer den royalty, wid how much money I make off dose puppies!
  • Souvenir Sweater Merchant: My daughter wants ta get into da business too, and I couldn't be prouder. You got any clue how great her sense of humor is?
  • Souvenir Sweater Merchant: I mean, she was da brains behind dat "I met Qira Gavel and lived to tell da tale" shirt! Can't sell 'em aboveboard since da lady herself laid down da law...
  • Souvenir Sweater Merchant: ...not dat it keeps me from makin' em anyways. Way pricier den usual since I'm puttin' my neck on the choppin' block when I make 'em, mind.
  • Souvenir Sweater Merchant: She's got a heck of a head on her shoulders- Papa couldn't be happier. Say, if ya see her 'fore da festival ends, say hi for me.
• [5] "Any thoughts on the guests?"
  • Souvenir Sweater Merchant: Yeah, I had a couple interesting customers. Lemme tell ya 'bout...
  • [1] "...dat Enzan fella."
    • Souvenir Sweater Merchant: Yeah, he made like...a dozen sales or so. Saw my stall, saw what I had to sell, and just pulled out his emerald pouch like dat!
    • Souvenir Sweater Merchant: He's got just about da heartiest laugh I've ever heard. Keeps laughin' at his own jokes.
    • Souvenir Sweater Merchant: If he put on a few pounds and grew out his beard a bit, he could pass for one a' dem Santa Clauses!
  • [2] "...some guy, called 'imself Worid."
    • Souvenir Sweater Merchant: Dis guy...he tried ta shirk payment, cause he rummaged for da ugliest sweater I could make. I mean...I can respect embracin' da tackiness of 'em all.
    • Souvenir Sweater Merchant: But turnin' around and sayin' dat it means he shouldn't have ta pay for it cause he'd "get sick widdout enough emeralds on me at all times..."
    • Souvenir Sweater Merchant: I'll give him dat he's got guts, but guts won't getcha a free shirt.
  • [3] "...dat spooky Alem."
    • Souvenir Sweater Merchant: Gotta be honest, I saw him show up and wondered if he heard it was a Hallowynn festival by mistake. Seriously, lights were goin' out when he walked.
    • Souvenir Sweater Merchant: But if you ever get into da sales business, you gotta have a brass. Ain't no way a spooky person was gonna scare me from a sale.
    • Souvenir Sweater Merchant: And look at 'im now! Could almost excuse the ghostly pallor now. What an improvement, right?
  • [4] "...my favorite customer, Gale!"
    • Souvenir Sweater Merchant: I wasn't expecting her to show up, but now dat she's here, it's a PARTY y'know?
    • Souvenir Sweater Merchant: She's one of da only people I know well enough to do giveaways wit. Dat sweater she got? I gave it to 'er for free.
    • Souvenir Sweater Merchant: Don't go wonderin' if you're gonna get any handouts, no offense. But she collects stupid shirts! She's never missed a single one from my stock.
    • Souvenir Sweater Merchant: But if she's got enough guts to wear da "I met Qira Gavel and lived to tell da tale" shirt around Qira herself? How CAN'T I respect dat?
• [6] "Just to say hello."
  • Souvenir Sweater Merchant: ...So dis is you, huh?
  • He holds up a t-shirt that says "I'd love to stay and chat, but I really" and then has a stylized mustache underneath it. He's grinning.