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== Overall info ==
  
== Overall info ==
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The '''Talking Mushroom''' is an item that is used for the [[Recipe for Disaster]] quest. If you take it around the world, it will talk to you through the chat, mostly in the [[Sky Islands]].
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The '''Talking Mushroom''' is an item that is used for the [[Recipe for Disaster]] quest. If you take it around the world, it will talk to you through the chat when you go to certain places.
   
 
== Talking Mushroom Messages ==
  
== Talking Mushroom Messages ==
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=== Wynn Province ===
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===1% chance to happen after a random interval of time after login===
  
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====At [[Ragni Outskirts]]====
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* '''Talking Mushroom:''' PRICK.
  
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===At [[Ragni Outskirts]]===
  
 
{{Location | location = [[Ragni Outskirts]] | x = -1558 | z = -1618}}
  
{{Location | location = [[Ragni Outskirts]] | x = -1558 | z = -1618}}
 
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "IF I HAD A MOVEABLE NECK, I'D BE TWISTING IT AROUND TO FACE YOU WITH UTTER CONFUSION."
  
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "IF I HAD A MOVEABLE NECK, I'D BE TWISTING IT AROUND TO FACE YOU WITH UTTER CONFUSION."
 
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "I AM UTTERLY SPEECHLESS. HOW IN THE FLYING GROOK DID YOU ACTUALLY GET HERE?"
  
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "I AM UTTERLY SPEECHLESS. HOW IN THE FLYING GROOK DID YOU ACTUALLY GET HERE?"
   
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===At [[Ragni]] entrance===
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====At [[Ragni]] entrance====
 
{{Location | location = [[Ragni]] | x = -744 | z = -1558}}
  
{{Location | location = [[Ragni]] | x = -744 | z = -1558}}
 
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "WHAT IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS HOLY GOING THROUGH YOUR HEAD?! WE'RE MILES FROM THE SKY ISLANDS!! WHERE IS THIS PLACE?!"
  
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "WHAT IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS HOLY GOING THROUGH YOUR HEAD?! WE'RE MILES FROM THE SKY ISLANDS!! WHERE IS THIS PLACE?!"
   
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===At [[Therck|Therck Stairs]]===
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====At [[Therck|Therck Stairs]]====
 
{{Location | location = [[Therck|Therck Stairs]] | x = -516 | y = 85 | z = -1589}}
  
{{Location | location = [[Therck|Therck Stairs]] | x = -516 | y = 85 | z = -1589}}
 
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "... STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN, HUH? I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT I DON'T GET THE APPEAL."
  
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "... STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN, HUH? I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT I DON'T GET THE APPEAL."
 
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT LUNATIC DOWN THERE WAS RAVING ABOUT, BUT THERE'S JUST... NOTHING HERE. DISAPPOINTING, REALLY."
  
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT LUNATIC DOWN THERE WAS RAVING ABOUT, BUT THERE'S JUST... NOTHING HERE. DISAPPOINTING, REALLY."
   
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===At [[Yahya|Yahya's]] House===
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====At [[Yahya|Yahya's]] House====
 
{{Location | location = [[Yahya|Yahya's house]] | x = -279 | z = -1686}}
  
{{Location | location = [[Yahya|Yahya's house]] | x = -279 | z = -1686}}
 
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "HEY, THIS PLACE HAS GOT SOME NICE LOOKING CAPS! DROP ME OFF HERE!"
  
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "HEY, THIS PLACE HAS GOT SOME NICE LOOKING CAPS! DROP ME OFF HERE!"
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* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "NEVERMIND NEVERMIND, GET ME AWAY FROM THIS PSYCHOPATH! HE'S GOT HUNGRY EYES!"
  
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "NEVERMIND NEVERMIND, GET ME AWAY FROM THIS PSYCHOPATH! HE'S GOT HUNGRY EYES!"
   
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===On the bridge between the [[Nivla Woods]] and the [[Detlas Suburbs]]===
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====On the bridge between the [[Nivla Woods]] and the [[Detlas Suburbs]]====
 
{{Location | location = [[Detlas Suburbs]] | x = 26| z = -1575}}
  
{{Location | location = [[Detlas Suburbs]] | x = 26| z = -1575}}
 
*'''Talking Mushroom:''' "THIS BRIDGE SEEMS DIFFERENT SINCE YOU LAST CROSSED IT, OR IS IT JUST ME? IT MIGHT JUST BE YOUR 247TH TIME CROSSING IT THAT'S DISORIENTATING ME… OR DID I LOSE COUNT AGAIN?"
  
*'''Talking Mushroom:''' "THIS BRIDGE SEEMS DIFFERENT SINCE YOU LAST CROSSED IT, OR IS IT JUST ME? IT MIGHT JUST BE YOUR 247TH TIME CROSSING IT THAT'S DISORIENTATING ME… OR DID I LOSE COUNT AGAIN?"
   
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===At the [[Door of Time]]===
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====At the [[Door of Time]]====
 
{{Location | location = [[Door of Time]] | x = -544| z = -1172 }}
  
{{Location | location = [[Door of Time]] | x = -544| z = -1172 }}
 
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "WAIT, I'VE HEARD OF THIS PLACE. TIME GOES SLOWER HERE, DOESN'T IT?"
  
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "WAIT, I'VE HEARD OF THIS PLACE. TIME GOES SLOWER HERE, DOESN'T IT?"
 
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "YOU'D BETTER MAKE A BEELINE FOR THE EXIT! I DON'T WANT TO BE STUCK WITH YOU A MOMENT LONGER THAN I HAVE TO BE!"
  
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "YOU'D BETTER MAKE A BEELINE FOR THE EXIT! I DON'T WANT TO BE STUCK WITH YOU A MOMENT LONGER THAN I HAVE TO BE!"
   
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===In [[Elkurn]]===
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====At [[Mount Wynn]]====
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{{Location | location = [[Mount Wynn]] | x = -74 | z = -2038}}
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* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "WHY IS IT SO HOT IN HERE? OH, YOU HAD BETTER NOT BEEN THINKING WHAT I'M THINKING! I'M NOT GOING TO BE A TOASTED MUSHROOM TODAY!"
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====In [[Elkurn]]====
 
{{Location | location = [[Elkurn]] | x = -23 | z = -1154}}
  
{{Location | location = [[Elkurn]] | x = -23 | z = -1154}}
 
*'''Talking Mushroom:''' "OH, HEY, THIS PLACE IS NICE! IT HAS EVERYTHING A PLACE COULD NEED! MUSHROOMS, COZY HOUSES, BEINGS OF GREAT POWER..."
  
*'''Talking Mushroom:''' "OH, HEY, THIS PLACE IS NICE! IT HAS EVERYTHING A PLACE COULD NEED! MUSHROOMS, COZY HOUSES, BEINGS OF GREAT POWER..."
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*'''Talking Mushroom:''' "OH. ALRIGHT THEN, LIVE IN YOUR IGNORANCE. YOU PROBABLY WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND ANYWAYS, WHAT WITH THAT THICK SKULL OF YOURS!"
  
*'''Talking Mushroom:''' "OH. ALRIGHT THEN, LIVE IN YOUR IGNORANCE. YOU PROBABLY WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND ANYWAYS, WHAT WITH THAT THICK SKULL OF YOURS!"
   
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===In [[Bremminglar]]===
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====In [[Bremminglar]]====
 
{{Location | location = [[Bremminglar]] | x = 645 | z = -2088}}
  
{{Location | location = [[Bremminglar]] | x = 645 | z = -2088}}
 
*'''Talking Mushroom:''' "WOAH, HEY, WAIT, WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE?? HUMAN, I'VE BEEN PERMANENTLY EXILED FROM THIS PLACE EVER SINCE I SET UP THAT MUSHROOM SHOP HERE FIVE YEARS AGO!!"
  
*'''Talking Mushroom:''' "WOAH, HEY, WAIT, WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE?? HUMAN, I'VE BEEN PERMANENTLY EXILED FROM THIS PLACE EVER SINCE I SET UP THAT MUSHROOM SHOP HERE FIVE YEARS AGO!!"
 
*'''Talking Mushroom:''' "I GUESS THEY DIDN'T REALLY APPRECIATE THE RIVAL BUSINESS... WELL, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, GET US OUT OF HERE!!!"
  
*'''Talking Mushroom:''' "I GUESS THEY DIDN'T REALLY APPRECIATE THE RIVAL BUSINESS... WELL, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, GET US OUT OF HERE!!!"
   
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===In [[Bucie]]===
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====During the [[Quicksand]] secret discovery====
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*'''Talking Mushroom:''' "WAIT. WAIT WAIT WAIT. DID YOU JUST-"
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{{Location | location = [[Bucie]] | x = -1460 | z = -4726}}
  
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* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "SO, WHAT IS THIS PLACE? IS IT A BRIDGE, OR IS IT A TOWN? MAKE UP YOUR DAMN MIND, VILLAGERS!"
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*'''Talking Mushroom:''' "DID- DID YOU ACTUALLY JUST THROW YOURSELF INTO A PIT OF QUICKSAND? IS THAT WHAT JUST HAPPENED?? AM I SEEING THINGS OR ARE YOU REALLY THIS BRAINDEAD?!?!?!"
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*'''Talking Mushroom:''' "WE'RE GOING TO DIE. WE'RE ACTUALLY GOING TO DIE! OKAY, OKAY THIS IS FINE, I CAN GET MYSELF OUT OF THIS! I JUST HAVE TO JUMP FOR LAND!!!!"
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*<span style="color: gray">There's a sound of wriggling, and then a small weight is lifted from your pack. You hear the quicksand squish next to you.</span>
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*'''Talking Mushroom:''' "NO... NO NO NO NO NO!!! I REFUSE TO DIE LIKE THIS!! I REFUSE TO DIE BECAUSE OF YOUR THICK SKULL!!! GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!"
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*'''Talking Mushroom:''' "WE'RE. WE'RE ALIVE. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!"
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*'''Talking Mushroom:''' "HEY, HUMAN, FOR FUTURE REFERENCE! DON'T JUMP INTO PITS OF QUICKSAND!!! OR, REALLY, ANYTHING DANGEROUS!!!"
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*'''Talking Mushroom:''' "YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE HERE WHO CAN DIE, PAL!!! I'M HERE TOO, YOU KNOW??? FINE. FINE! LET'S JUST GET OUT OF HERE AND PRETEND THIS NEVER HAPPENED, DEAL??"
   
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===In [[Llevigar]]===
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====Inside [[WynnExcavation Site A]]====
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{{Location | location = [[Llevigar]] | x = -1998 | z = -4589}}
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{{Location | location = [[WynnExcavation Site A]] | x = 1225 | y = 30 | z = -1765}}
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* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "WOW, REAL GRAND CITY HERE, HUH? THIS PLACE IS HUGE! AND PROBABLY A MESS TO NAVIGATE, REALLY POORLY DESIGNED IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT."
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* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "WHAT IS THIS PLACE? IT SMELLS LIKE DUST ... AND SAND. WEIRD."
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* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "WHAT? YES, OF COURSE I KNOW WE'RE IN A DESERT. THAT'S JUST WHAT IT SMELLS LIKE! NO, I'M NOT- YOU'RE THE IDIOT HERE, NOT ME!!!"
   
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===By Caissop from [[Master Piece]]===
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====In [[Almuj's Emerald Labyrinth]]====
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{{Location | location = [[Llevigar]] | x = -1802 |y = 55| z = -5190}}
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{{Location | location = [[Almuj's Emerald Labyrinth]] | x = 1019 | -1985}}
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* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "SO WHAT'S WITH THIS GUY? SURE, HIS ART'S GOOD, I GUESS, BUT WHAT'S HIS WHOLE... DEAL?"
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* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "LOOK AT THIS! WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT?! OPEN YOUR EYES! WE'RE RICH! MODESTY CAN GO IN THE TRASH, HUMAN."
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* '''Caissop:''' "Oh, what is this you've brought me this time? A mushroom that speaks??"
  
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* '''Caissop:''' "...OH, REMARKABLE! THAT BROWN CAP, THE STEM, THE EYES, IT'S ALL SO... PERFECT! I must get started at once on my next masterpiece!"
  
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* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "ON SECOND THOUGHT, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!! HIS EYES REMIND ME OF THE... THE OTHER ONE."
  
   
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====In the roots of Entamis during [[Troubled Tribesmen]]====
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===At [[Zhight Island (Location)|Zhight Island]]===
  
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*'''Talking Mushroom:''' "A TREE GUARDIAN? SERIOUSLY?! THAT'S ABOUT AS BELIEVABLE AS A TALKING MUSH... OH WAIT. HUH. CARRY ON."
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{{Location | location = [[Zhight Island (Location)|Zhight Island]] | x = -586 | z = -2775}}
  
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* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "WAIT, YOU'RE ACTUALLY FALLING FOR THIS STUFF? SERIOUSLY?! IT'S CLEARLY JUST A BUNCH OF SEEDS PAINTED GOLD, ARE YOU QUITE LITERALLY BLIND?"
  
   
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===In Baab's Abandoned Mines at [[Maro Peaks]]===
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====In [[Abandoned Mines (Silent Expanse)]]====
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{{Location | location = [[Maro Peaks]] | x = 155 | y = 84 | z = -3974}}
  
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* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "...AND I THOUGHT SOME OF YOUR PREVIOUS LOONEY ADVENTURES HAD INDICATED YOU WERE A BUMBLING IDIOT, BUT YOU'VE REALLY OUTDONE YOURSELF... WHERE EVEN '''ARE''' WE?!"
  
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* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "KNOWING YOUR ADVENTURING TRACK RECORD, IT LEADS ME TO BELIEVE IT'S BEST TO AVOID THIS PLACE, UNLESS YOU'RE HERE LOOKING FOR SOME DUMB SECRET THAT NO ONE CARES ABOUT."
  
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* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "DO I HAVE ANY SECRETS YOU ASK? WELL THE KEY TO SUCCESS IS TO HIDE AND LOCK AWAY YOUR SECRETS AND TO NEVER TELL THEM TO ANYONE. YOU DON'T COUNT AS ANYONE, YOU'RE TOO DUMB FOR THAT."
  
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* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "ON A SIDE NOTE, I'VE ALWAYS THOUGHT ABOUT SOMETHING... WHAT COMPELS YOU TO BE AN ADVENTURER AND EXPLORE THE WORLD? FIRST YOU BRING ME HERE, BUT WHAT NEXT? THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE?!"
  
   
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* '''Talking Mushroom:''' ... WOW. I'M SPEECHLESS. HUMAN, ARE YOU SEEING THIS PLACE? WITH THE NUMBER OF EMERALDS HERE... WE'RE GONNA BE RICH!!
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===Before Doing [[Recipe For Disaster]]===
  
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* '''Talking Mushroom:''' WE'LL BE LIVING LIKE KINGS! I'LL BUY A MANSION ALL FOR MYSELF, AND YOU CAN... I DON'T KNOW, SPEND IT ON WHATEVER HUMAN THINGS YOU DO?
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{{Location | location = [[Sky Islands]] | x = 1100 | z = -4869 }}
  
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* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "OH GREAT. ANOTHER ONE. JUST FANTASTIC. WHAT'S WITH THE FACE, HUH? NEVER SEEN A TALKING MUSHROOM BEFORE? GO AWAY!
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* '''Talking Mushroom:''' ... DO YOU EVEN ''DO'' NORMAL HUMAN THINGS? I SWEAR, ALL I'VE EVER SEEN YOU DO IS FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT! I THINK YOU MIGHT HAVE FISHED ONCE?
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* '''Talking Mushroom:''' YOU SHOULD RELAX SOME MORE! I'M SURE YOU'LL HAVE PLENTY OF TIME WHEN WE GET ALL OF THIS MONEY OUT OF HERE!
   
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===During [[Recipe For Disaster]], Kale's Recipe===
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====In the [[Eyeball Forest]]====
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{{Location | location = [[Sky Islands]] | x = 1100 | z = -4869 }}
  
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*'''Talking Mushroom:''' "ISN'T THIS JUST ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC. A HUMAN?! WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED."
  
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*'''Talking Mushroom:''' "YOU'RE THE SEVENTH ONE PASSING ME TODAY AND YOU'RE NO DIFFERENT FROM THE OTHERS."
  
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*'''Talking Mushroom:''' "EVERY SINGLE ONE WITH THAT DOPEY SHEEPISH LOOK ON THEIR FACE, AS IF A TALKING MUSHROOM IS OUT OF THE BLUE."
  
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*'''Talking Mushroom:''' "GIVE ME A BREAK, I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF JERKS PICKING ME UP AND DISRESPECTING ME LIKE THAT. PRIVATE SPACE, EVER HEARD OF IT?"
  
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*'''Talking Mushroom:''' "WHY DO I EVEN TRY. JUST LOOK AT YOU! THE EPITOME OF CLUELESS. WHAT NOW, GONNA TAKE ME ON SOME LOONEY ADVENTURE ACROSS THE SKY ISLANDS?"
  
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*'''Talking Mushroom:''' "I HOPE NOT, IF YOU WERE THINKING THAT. I'VE ALREADY LOST A STEM TODAY BECAUSE SOME DIMWIT TRIED TAKING A BITE OUT OF ME... LIVE!"
  
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*<span style="color: gray">Confused, you pick up the mushroom to examine it. What even is this thing?</span>
  
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*'''Talking Mushroom:''' "DON'T TELL ME, ARE YOU TAKING ME ON SOME LOONEY ADVENTURE ACROSS THE SKY ISLANDS? HOW LOVELY."
  
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*'''Talking Mushroom:''' "A KITCHEN YOU SAY, WELL, IF IT'LL PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY AS SOON AS POSSIBLE, THEN WHY NOT."
  
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*'''Talking Mushroom:''' "WAIT, WHY ARE YOU STUFFING ME INTO YOUR BAG? HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO BREATHE IN HERE?!"
  
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*<span style="color: gray">Without dwelling on it too much, you take the talking mushroom and put it in your satchel.</span>
  
   
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* '''Talking Mushroom:''' ... ALRIGHT. I'VE ACCEPTED THAT YOU GO TO WEIRD PLACES BUT THIS CROSSES THE LINE. WHERE EVEN ''ARE'' WE?
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===After Doing [[Recipe For Disaster]]===
  
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* '''Talking Mushroom:''' PLUS, WHAT ARE THOSE TREES? ARE THOSE... EYES?? WHAT EVEN IS THIS PLACE?!?!
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{{Location | location = [[Sky Islands]] | x = 1100 | z = -4869 }}
  
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* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "OH MY, LOOKS WHO'S BACK. HERE I THOUGHT I WAS FREE OF YOUR GRASP AND THEN YOU COME BACK HERE."
  
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* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "WAS PUTTING ME IN SOME EGGS NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU? I BARELY MANAGED TO RUN AWAY LOSING JUST A STEM!"
  
   
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===At [[Wybel Island]]===
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====[[Otherworldly Occurrence]] secret discovery====
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* '''Talking Mushroom:''' ...
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{{Location | location = [[Wybel Island]] | x = 1296 | z = -4679}}
  
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* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "OH, LOOK AT THESE THINGS. THEY'RE KIND OF CUTE. A LITTLE BIT TOO CUTE... IT'S A CONSPIRACY, I TELL YOU!"
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* '''Talking Mushroom:''' GREAT JOB! YOU SOMEHOW MANAGED TO FALL OUT OF REALITY BY DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!
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* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "WHAT? NO, DON'T PET IT! THAT'S PROBABLY EXACTLY WHAT IT WANTS!! YOU IDIOT!!!"
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* '''Talking Mushroom:''' I CAN'T BEL-... WAIT... BY GROOK, WHAT THE HELL IS THIS PLACE??? THIS IS EVEN WORSE THAN THAT FOREST FULL OF DISEMBODIED EYES!
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* '''Talking Mushroom:''' ...ALRIGHT, JUST FIND A WAY OUT OF HERE. IF YOU CAN FALL OUT OF REALITY BY DOING NOTHING, SURELY YOU CAN JUST FALL BACK IN, RIGHT...? RIGHT?!?!?!?
   
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===At [[The Orange Wybel]] Boss Altar===
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====Outside [[Eldritch Outlook]]====
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{{Location | location = [[The Orange Wybel|The Orange Wybel Boss Altar]] | x = 1311 | y = 28 | z = -4663}}
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{{Location | location = [[Void Valley]] | x = 1291 | y = 84 | z = -830}}
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* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "I KNEW IT! IT'S ALL A CONSPIRACY!"
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*'''Talking Mushroom:''' ...I DON'T KNOW WHAT MANIC IDEA YOU'RE ABOUT TO HAVE NOW, BUT I'M GOING TO PUT AN END TO IT RIGHT NOW. YOU DO '''NOT''' WANT TO GO IN THERE.
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* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "THOSE CUTE LITTLE FLUFFBALLS OF DEATH REALLY ARE ALIENS!! JUST LOOK AT THIS PLACE!"
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*'''Talking Mushroom:''' NO. BACK UP. DON'T GO IN THERE. PLEASE. I'M BEGGING YOU. IF YOU GO IN THERE, WE ARE '''FINALLY''' GOING TO DIE.
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* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "MAKE A DRAWING OF THIS OR SOMETHING, HUMAN! WE'RE GONNA BE RICH ONCE WE EXPOSE THESE THINGS FOR WHO THEY REALLY ARE!!!"
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*'''Talking Mushroom:''' I'M BEING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW!!! GET US THE HELL OUT OF HERE, YOU SENSELESS PACK RAT!!!!
   
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====Before the boss room in [[Eldritch Outlook]]====
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===At [[Molten Heights]] entrance===
  
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{{Location | location = [[Sky Islands]] | x = 1170| z = -5080}}
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{{Location | location = [[Eldritch Outlook]] | x = 5688 | y = 227 | z = 2464}}
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*'''Talking Mushroom:''' ALRIGHT, HOLD UP, LET ME GET SOMETHING STRAIGHT HERE. YOU ACTUALLY THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA TO GO INSIDE THAT OMINOUS DOME THAT'S LITERALLY '''ERUPTING''' WITH THIS HORRIBLE DARK SENSATION FOR... WHAT REASON??.
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* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "YOU KNOW WHAT, TO HECK WITH THIS! I'M BAILING, SEE YA LATER! HAVE A TERRIBLE LIFE, YOU INGRATE!"
  
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*'''Talking Mushroom:''' I HAVE NO WORDS, I REALLY DON'T. I CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO COMPREHEND WHAT ERATTIC REASON YOU HAVE FOR DOING SOMETHING LIKE THIS.
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*<span style="color: gray">You feel your bag shuffle around...feels like something fell out.</span>
  
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* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "HOT HOT HOT HOT NEVER MIND LET ME BACK IN YOUR BAG IS SAFE I LIKE MY SPOT LEMME IN LEMME IN HOT HOT HOT HOT!!!!!!"
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*'''Talking Mushroom:''' DID YOU SEE THOSE EMERALD MINES BACK AT THE ENTRANCE TO THIS TWISTED EXPANSE? MORE EMERALDS THAN YOU COULD EVER SPEND! YOU COULD HAVE JUST BECOME RICH THERE, BUT NO!!
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*'''Talking Mushroom:''' YOU JUST REALLY HAD TO GO AND CLIMB TO THE TOP OF THIS DISGUSTING TOWER FOR SOME REASON! BECAUSE ABOVE ALL ELSE, YOU HAVE NO SENSE OF INTELLIGENT THOUGHT!!!
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*<span style="color: gray">The weight returned. You can hear a small sigh of relief.</span>
  
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*'''Talking Mushroom:''' YOU KNOW WHAT? I HOPE WHATEVER THE HELL IS IN THERE DESTROYS US BOTH, SO I CAN FINALLY BE FREE OF YOUR SENSELESS CHARADES FOR GOOD!!!
   
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===At [[The Canyon Colossus]]===
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====In [[Bottomless Pit]] Boss Altar====
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*'''Talking Mushroom:''' OH. OH, I DON'T- I DON'T LIKE THIS PLACE. AT ALL. WH-WHERE ARE WE??
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{{Location | location = [[The Canyon Colossus]] | x = 614 | y = 53 | z = -4447}}
  
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* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "WOW. NOW THAT IS A BIG GUY. IT LOOKS ANCIENT! I WONDER WHO COULD'VE BUILT SOMETHING LIKE THIS..."
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*'''Talking Mushroom:''' I FEEL... I DON'T FEEL GREAT... WHY ARE WE HERE? WHY ARE WE ALL THE WAY DOWN HERE?
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* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "WHAT? NO, I'M NOT ALWAYS AGAINST YOU, JEEZ. GIVE ME A MOMENT TO APPRECIATE THE FINER MOMENTS IN LIFE! ACTUALLY, NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT..."
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*'''Talking Mushroom:''' WHAT EVEN IS THERE TO SEE DOWN HERE?? JUST- JUST, ROCKS A-AND STUFF. I... I HOPE THAT'S ALL THERE IS, DOWN HERE...
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* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "HEY, WOULD YOU MIND LEAVING ME HERE, AND GOING TO INVESTIGATE THOSE... CONVENIENTLY PLACED PITS?? MAYBE IF I'M LUCKY, YOU'LL FALL IN AND I'LL FINALLY BE FREE!!!"
  
   
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===At [[Mount Wynn]]===
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====At the [[Portal to Dern]]====
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{{Location | location = [[Mount Wynn]] | x = -74 | z = -2038}}
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{{Location | location = [[Portal to Dern]] | x = 1320 | y = 130 | z = -430}}
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* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "WHY IS IT SO HOT IN HERE? OH, YOU HAD BETTER NOT BEEN THINKING WHAT I'M THINKING! I'M NOT GOING TO BE A TOASTED MUSHROOM TODAY!"
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*'''Talking Mushroom:''' PLEASE. LISTEN TO ME FOR '''ONE''' MOMENT. IF YOU GO ANYWHERE ''NEAR'' THAT... THING... WE ARE GOING TO DIE. PLEASE. GO BACK.
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*'''Talking Mushroom:''' YOU KNOW; THAT BIG, DARK, OMINOUS LOOKING DEATH MACHINE FLOATING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LITERAL VOID! WITH THE BLACK SKELETON IN FRONT OF IT! YEAH, STAY AWAY FROM IT!
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*'''???:''' ...
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*'''???:''' ... The deranged. One who prepares, hidden. Who revels in the long-winded and painful. Not your end...but your companion's.
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*'''Talking Mushroom:''' PLEASE, GET US OUT OF HERE! FAST!!
   
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===Inside [[WynnExcavation Site A]]===
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=== The Ocean ===
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====In the camp at (1335, -2575)====
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{{Location | location = [[WynnExcavation Site A]] | x = 1225 | y = 30 | z = -1765}}
  
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* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "WHAT IS THIS PLACE? IT SMELLS LIKE DUST ... AND SAND. WEIRD."
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* '''Talking Mushroom:''' WOAH, WAIT. WHERE ARE WE? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HE-
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* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "WHAT? YES, OF COURSE I KNOW WE'RE IN A DESERT. THAT'S JUST WHAT IT SMELLS LIKE! NO, I'M NOT- YOU'RE THE IDIOT HERE, NOT ME!!!"
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* '''Talking Mushroom:''' WAIT, STOP, DON'T TAKE THAT! IT'S- IT'S PROBABLY WORTHLESS!! NOTHING WORTH P-PICKING UP! I'M SURE YOU W-WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE IT, Y-YOU IDIOT!!!
   
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====At [[Zhight Island (Location)|Zhight Island]]====
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===During the [[Quicksand]] secret discovery===
  
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{{Location | location = [[Zhight Island (Location)|Zhight Island]] | x = -586 | z = -2775}}
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*'''Talking Mushroom:''' "WAIT. WAIT WAIT WAIT. DID YOU JUST-"
  
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*'''Talking Mushroom:''' "DID- DID YOU ACTUALLY JUST THROW YOURSELF INTO A PIT OF QUICKSAND? IS THAT WHAT JUST HAPPENED?? AM I SEEING THINGS OR ARE YOU REALLY THIS BRAINDEAD?!?!?!"
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* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "WAIT, YOU'RE ACTUALLY FALLING FOR THIS STUFF? SERIOUSLY?! IT'S CLEARLY JUST A BUNCH OF SEEDS PAINTED GOLD, ARE YOU QUITE LITERALLY BLIND?"
  +
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*'''Talking Mushroom:''' "WE'RE GOING TO DIE. WE'RE ACTUALLY GOING TO DIE! OKAY, OKAY THIS IS FINE, I CAN GET MYSELF OUT OF THIS! I JUST HAVE TO JUMP FOR LAND!!!!"
  
  +
====At [[Fruma Province|Fruma Gate]]====
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*<span style="color: gray">There's a sound of wriggling, and then a small weight is lifted from your pack. You hear the quicksand squish next to you.</span>
  
  ⚫
{{Location | location = [[Fruma Province|Fruma Gate]] | x = -1914 | z = -1911}}
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*'''Talking Mushroom:''' "NO... NO NO NO NO NO!!! I REFUSE TO DIE LIKE THIS!! I REFUSE TO DIE BECAUSE OF YOUR THICK SKULL!!! GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!"
  
−
*'''Talking Mushroom:''' "WE'RE. WE'RE ALIVE. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!"
 +
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "HEY HEY HEY, WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING? THERE'S A BOUNTY ON MY HEAD HERE SINCE... THE INCIDENT... CAN YOU JUST AVOID THIS PLACE LIKE YOU AVOID MY ADVICE?"
  +
⚫
*'''Talking Mushroom:''' "HEY, HUMAN, FOR FUTURE REFERENCE! DON'T JUMP INTO PITS OF QUICKSAND!!! OR, REALLY, ANYTHING DANGEROUS!!!"
  
  +
====In Baab's Abandoned Mines at [[Maro Peaks]]====
⚫
*'''Talking Mushroom:''' "YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE HERE WHO CAN DIE, PAL!!! I'M HERE TOO, YOU KNOW??? FINE. FINE! LET'S JUST GET OUT OF HERE AND PRETEND THIS NEVER HAPPENED, DEAL??"
  
  ⚫
{{Location | location = [[Maro Peaks]] | x = 155 | y = 84 | z = -3974}}
  ⚫
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "...AND I THOUGHT SOME OF YOUR PREVIOUS LOONEY ADVENTURES HAD INDICATED YOU WERE A BUMBLING IDIOT, BUT YOU'VE REALLY OUTDONE YOURSELF... WHERE EVEN '''ARE''' WE?!"
  ⚫
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "KNOWING YOUR ADVENTURING TRACK RECORD, IT LEADS ME TO BELIEVE IT'S BEST TO AVOID THIS PLACE, UNLESS YOU'RE HERE LOOKING FOR SOME DUMB SECRET THAT NO ONE CARES ABOUT."
  ⚫
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "DO I HAVE ANY SECRETS YOU ASK? WELL THE KEY TO SUCCESS IS TO HIDE AND LOCK AWAY YOUR SECRETS AND TO NEVER TELL THEM TO ANYONE. YOU DON'T COUNT AS ANYONE, YOU'RE TOO DUMB FOR THAT."
  ⚫
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "ON A SIDE NOTE, I'VE ALWAYS THOUGHT ABOUT SOMETHING... WHAT COMPELS YOU TO BE AN ADVENTURER AND EXPLORE THE WORLD? FIRST YOU BRING ME HERE, BUT WHAT NEXT? THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE?!"
  +
  ⚫
====In the strange realm in [[Fantastic Voyage]]====
  ⚫
*'''Talking Mushroom:''' "HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO GET ME TO SOMEPLACE DARKER THAN THE INSIDE OF YOUR SATCHEL? WHAT, DID YOU CRAWL UP SOMETHING'S-"
  +
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====During [[The Feathers Fly Part II]], after clicking the dog repeatedly====
  ⚫
{{Location | location = [[Corkus City]] | x = -1491 | y = 94 | z = -2907}}
  +
*'''Talking Mushroom:''' SATISFIED YET? CAN YOU TRY UNHINGING HIS JAW AND PUTTING YOUR ARM IN THERE?
  +
*'''Talking Mushroom:''' WHAT?! I'M ONLY GIVING YOU IDEAS.
  ⚫
*<span style="color: gray">Pip is now curiously and ominously staring at the mushroom.</span>
  ⚫
*'''Talking Mushroom:''' WOAH- OKAY BIG GUY. WELL, YOU TWO HAVE FUN DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING PRODUCTIVE.
  ⚫
*<span style="color: gray">The mushroom made Pip sad after retreating into your satchel. What a monster.</span>
  +
  +
=== Gavel Province ===
  +
====In [[Llevigar]]====
  ⚫
{{Location | location = [[Llevigar]] | x = -1998 | z = -4589}}
  +
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "WOW, REAL GRAND CITY HERE, HUH? THIS PLACE IS HUGE! AND PROBABLY A MESS TO NAVIGATE, REALLY POORLY DESIGNED IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT."
   
−
===During the [[Heart of Llevigar]] quest===
 +
====During the [[Heart of Llevigar]] quest====
 
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "OH NO. WHAT DID THAT BUTTON DO? WHAT DID THE BUTTON DO? DID YOU BREAK IT? I BET YOU BROKE IT!"
  
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "OH NO. WHAT DID THAT BUTTON DO? WHAT DID THE BUTTON DO? DID YOU BREAK IT? I BET YOU BROKE IT!"
 
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "NICE GOING, FATSO! YOU'RE SO MASSIVE YOU PROBABLY BROKE THE SYSTEM!!"
  
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "NICE GOING, FATSO! YOU'RE SO MASSIVE YOU PROBABLY BROKE THE SYSTEM!!"
   
−
===At [[Almuj's Emerald Labyrinth]]===
 +
====In [[Bucie]]====
−
{{Location | location = [[Almuj's Emerald Labyrinth]] | x = 1019 | -1985}}
 +
{{Location | location = [[Bucie]] | x = -1460 | z = -4726}}
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* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "LOOK AT THIS! WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT?! OPEN YOUR EYES! WE'RE RICH! MODESTY CAN GO IN THE TRASH, HUMAN."
 +
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "SO, WHAT IS THIS PLACE? IS IT A BRIDGE, OR IS IT A TOWN? MAKE UP YOUR DAMN MIND, VILLAGERS!"
  +
  +
====By Caissop from [[Master Piece]]====
  ⚫
{{Location | location = [[Llevigar]] | x = -1802 |y = 55| z = -5190}}
  +
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "SO WHAT'S WITH THIS GUY? SURE, HIS ART'S GOOD, I GUESS, BUT WHAT'S HIS WHOLE... DEAL?"
  ⚫
* '''Caissop:''' "Oh, what is this you've brought me this time? A mushroom that speaks??"
  ⚫
* '''Caissop:''' "...OH, REMARKABLE! THAT BROWN CAP, THE STEM, THE EYES, IT'S ALL SO... PERFECT! I must get started at once on my next masterpiece!"
  ⚫
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "ON SECOND THOUGHT, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!! HIS EYES REMIND ME OF THE... THE OTHER ONE."
   
−
===At the [[Gelibord]] Cemetery===
 +
====At the [[Gelibord]] Cemetery====
 
{{Location | location = [[Gelibord]] | x = -997 | z = -5348}}
  
{{Location | location = [[Gelibord]] | x = -997 | z = -5348}}
 
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "I'M GOING TO BE STUCK WITH YOU FOREVER, AREN'T I? MAY AS WELL THROW ME IN ONE OF THOSE GRAVESTONES RIGHT NOW!"
  
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "I'M GOING TO BE STUCK WITH YOU FOREVER, AREN'T I? MAY AS WELL THROW ME IN ONE OF THOSE GRAVESTONES RIGHT NOW!"
 
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "I KNOW WHAT I'D HAVE THEM CARVE ON IT... 'HERE LIES MY HOPES AND DREAMS, RUINED BY A BRAINLESS PACK RAT.'"
  
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "I KNOW WHAT I'D HAVE THEM CARVE ON IT... 'HERE LIES MY HOPES AND DREAMS, RUINED BY A BRAINLESS PACK RAT.'"
   
−
===In the [[Trippy Forest]]===
 +
====In the [[Trippy Forest]]====
 
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "OI! WHY ARE YOU TAKING ME ALL THE WAY OUT HERE? MY COUSIN LIVES HERE, I HATE HIM!"
  
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "OI! WHY ARE YOU TAKING ME ALL THE WAY OUT HERE? MY COUSIN LIVES HERE, I HATE HIM!"
 
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "HE'S SUCH A WEIRDO! ALL LIME GREEN AND MEOWING, KEEP ME AWAY FROM THAT GUY!"
  
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "HE'S SUCH A WEIRDO! ALL LIME GREEN AND MEOWING, KEEP ME AWAY FROM THAT GUY!"
   
−
===In the [[Forbidden Prison (Quest)|Forbidden Prison]]===
 +
====In the [[Forbidden Prison (Quest)|Forbidden Prison]]====
 
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' " ... WOW. I'M... I'M ACTUALLY SHOCKED."
  
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' " ... WOW. I'M... I'M ACTUALLY SHOCKED."
 
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "YOU JUST SNUCK THROUGH THE MOST SECURE AND GUARDED PART OF THE MOST DANGEROUS PRISON IN THE BLOODY WORLD, AND... AND MADE IT OUT WITHOUT ANYONE NOTICING YOU."
  
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "YOU JUST SNUCK THROUGH THE MOST SECURE AND GUARDED PART OF THE MOST DANGEROUS PRISON IN THE BLOODY WORLD, AND... AND MADE IT OUT WITHOUT ANYONE NOTICING YOU."
 
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "... FOR ONCE, YOU'VE ACTUALLY MANAGED TO IMPRESS ME, HUMAN! NOW, PLEASE, GET US THE HELL OUT OF THIS SLAUGHTERHOUSE FOR GOOD!"
  
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "... FOR ONCE, YOU'VE ACTUALLY MANAGED TO IMPRESS ME, HUMAN! NOW, PLEASE, GET US THE HELL OUT OF THIS SLAUGHTERHOUSE FOR GOOD!"
   
−
===In the roots of Entamis during [[Troubled Tribesmen]]===
 +
====In the [[Mushroom Cave]] in [[The Bigger Picture]]====
⚫
*'''Talking Mushroom:''' "A TREE GUARDIAN? SERIOUSLY?! THAT'S ABOUT AS BELIEVABLE AS A TALKING MUSH... OH WAIT. HUH. CARRY ON."
  
−  
−
===In the [[Mushroom Cave]] in [[The Bigger Picture]]===
  
 
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "HEY NUMBSKULL, LEAVE ME HERE, ALRIGHT? I SAW SOME NICE CAPS OVER THERE."
  
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "HEY NUMBSKULL, LEAVE ME HERE, ALRIGHT? I SAW SOME NICE CAPS OVER THERE."
 
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "OH RIGHT, AS IF YOU WOULD KNOW ABOUT LOVE. TO THINK I WOULD GIVE YOU THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT ON HAVING FEELINGS."
  
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "OH RIGHT, AS IF YOU WOULD KNOW ABOUT LOVE. TO THINK I WOULD GIVE YOU THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT ON HAVING FEELINGS."
   
−
===In [[Psilo|Psilo's]] House===
 +
====In [[Psilo|Psilo's]] House====
 
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "BRILLIANT. ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT! HOW BRAINDEAD ARE YOU?! THERE'S NOTHING HERE?!"
  
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "BRILLIANT. ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT! HOW BRAINDEAD ARE YOU?! THERE'S NOTHING HERE?!"
 
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "I HOPE YOU'VE GOT GOOD CUSHIONS IN YOUR BOOTS, BECAUSE THERE'S NO WAY YOU'RE SURVIVING THAT FALL!"
  
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "I HOPE YOU'VE GOT GOOD CUSHIONS IN YOUR BOOTS, BECAUSE THERE'S NO WAY YOU'RE SURVIVING THAT FALL!"
   
−
===At the portal to the [[The Realm of Light (Location)|The Realm of Light]]===
 +
====At the portal to the [[The Realm of Light (Location)|The Realm of Light]]====
 
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' YOU KNOW, HAVE I EVER TOLD YOU JUST HOW MUCH I HA-
  
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' YOU KNOW, HAVE I EVER TOLD YOU JUST HOW MUCH I HA-
 
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' ... WAIT, WHAT EVEN IS THIS PLACE? WHERE ARE WE? IT FEELS JUST LIKE...
  
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' ... WAIT, WHAT EVEN IS THIS PLACE? WHERE ARE WE? IT FEELS JUST LIKE...
 
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' OH. OH, WE SHOULD LEAVE. WE SHOULD DEFINITELY LEAVE. I DO '''NOT''' WANT TO DEAL WITH ''THAT'' AGAIN...
  
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' OH. OH, WE SHOULD LEAVE. WE SHOULD DEFINITELY LEAVE. I DO '''NOT''' WANT TO DEAL WITH ''THAT'' AGAIN...
   
−
===At the [[Orphion's Nexus of Light]]===
 +
====At the [[Orphion's Nexus of Light]]====
 
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' HEY IDIOT, WHERE ARE WE THIS TIME! IT FEELS ALL... BRIGHT, ALMOST EXCESSIVELY SO-
  
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' HEY IDIOT, WHERE ARE WE THIS TIME! IT FEELS ALL... BRIGHT, ALMOST EXCESSIVELY SO-
 
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' OH. OHHH. I SEE. HEY, JUST A THOUGHT? MAYBE DON'T GO FIGHT THE LITERAL EMBODIMENT OF LIGHT! DID THAT EVER CROSS YOUR MIND?
  
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' OH. OHHH. I SEE. HEY, JUST A THOUGHT? MAYBE DON'T GO FIGHT THE LITERAL EMBODIMENT OF LIGHT! DID THAT EVER CROSS YOUR MIND?
 
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' WHAT? NO, I AM NOT AN IDIOT, I KNOW WHERE WE ARE!! I'VE BEEN PLACES. JUST, TRUST ME ON THIS! YOU DON'T WANT TO GO ON IN THERE, YOU'LL PROBABLY DIE!!!
  
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' WHAT? NO, I AM NOT AN IDIOT, I KNOW WHERE WE ARE!! I'VE BEEN PLACES. JUST, TRUST ME ON THIS! YOU DON'T WANT TO GO ON IN THERE, YOU'LL PROBABLY DIE!!!
   
−
===At [[The Qira Hive (Location)|The Qira Hive]] near [[Yansur]]===
 +
====At [[The Qira Hive (Location)|The Qira Hive]] near [[Yansur]]====
 
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "WOW, WHAT EVEN IS THIS PLACE?? FEELS OMINOUS, LOOKS LAME, WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE? DROP ME OFF SOMEPLACE ELSE!"
  
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "WOW, WHAT EVEN IS THIS PLACE?? FEELS OMINOUS, LOOKS LAME, WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE? DROP ME OFF SOMEPLACE ELSE!"
 
* '''Yansur:''' "Miscreant! How dare you belittle our glorious Hive! I shouldn't expect know-nothings of your caliber to know respect, but honestly!"
  
* '''Yansur:''' "Miscreant! How dare you belittle our glorious Hive! I shouldn't expect know-nothings of your caliber to know respect, but honestly!"
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* '''Qira: "Yansur... I should not have to repeat you our rules. You do not threaten our contestants. Am I understood, or do you need re-education?"'''
  
* '''Qira: "Yansur... I should not have to repeat you our rules. You do not threaten our contestants. Am I understood, or do you need re-education?"'''
   
−
===In [[Ozoth's Gut]]===
 +
====In [[Ozoth's Gut]]====
 
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "WHO KNEW THAT BEING EATEN ALIVE BY A FIRE-BREATHING DRAGON IS BETTER THAN BEING STUCK WITH YOU?"
  
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "WHO KNEW THAT BEING EATEN ALIVE BY A FIRE-BREATHING DRAGON IS BETTER THAN BEING STUCK WITH YOU?"
   
−
===In [[The Canary Calls]] cave===
 +
====In [[The Canary Calls]] cave====
 
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "URGH, WHAT IS THAT AWFUL STENCH?! IT'S ALMOST OVERPOWERING YOUR OWN RANCIDNESS! I MEAN, DO YOU EVER BATHE?!"
  
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "URGH, WHAT IS THAT AWFUL STENCH?! IT'S ALMOST OVERPOWERING YOUR OWN RANCIDNESS! I MEAN, DO YOU EVER BATHE?!"
   
−
===In [[Death's Realm]]===
 +
====In [[Death's Realm]]====
 
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "ARGH, I'M CURSED, I SWEAR IT! EVEN THE SWEET RELEASE OF DEATH HASN'T GOTTEN ME AWAY FROM YOU! YOU'RE LIKE A COCKROACH!"
  
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "ARGH, I'M CURSED, I SWEAR IT! EVEN THE SWEET RELEASE OF DEATH HASN'T GOTTEN ME AWAY FROM YOU! YOU'RE LIKE A COCKROACH!"
 
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "WHAT IS IT GOING TO TAKE TO GET ME AWAY FROM YOU? HEY, [[Death|DEATH]]! CAN I LIVE IN A POT HERE OR ANYTHING OTHER THAN BEING WITH THIS JERK?!"
  
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "WHAT IS IT GOING TO TAKE TO GET ME AWAY FROM YOU? HEY, [[Death|DEATH]]! CAN I LIVE IN A POT HERE OR ANYTHING OTHER THAN BEING WITH THIS JERK?!"
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* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "JUST KILL ME NOW!"
  
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "JUST KILL ME NOW!"
   
  ⚫
====At [[Molten Heights]] entrance====
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===In the strange realm in [[Fantastic Voyage]]===
  
  ⚫
{{Location | location = [[Molten Heights]] | x = 1170| z = -5080}}
⚫
*'''Talking Mushroom:''' "HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO GET ME TO SOMEPLACE DARKER THAN THE INSIDE OF YOUR SATCHEL? WHAT, DID YOU CRAWL UP SOMETHING'S-"
  
  ⚫
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "YOU KNOW WHAT, TO HECK WITH THIS! I'M BAILING, SEE YA LATER! HAVE A TERRIBLE LIFE, YOU INGRATE!"
  ⚫
*<span style="color: gray">You feel your bag shuffle around...feels like something fell out.</span>
  +
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "HOT HOT HOT HOT NEVER MIND LET ME BACK IN YOUR BAG IS SAFE I LIKE MY SPOT LEMME IN LEMME IN HOT HOT HOT HOT!!!!!!"
  ⚫
*<span style="color: gray">The weight returned. You can hear a small sigh of relief.</span>
   
  +
====At [[Wybel Island]]====
⚫
===During [[The Feathers Fly Part II]], after clicking the dog repeatedly===
  
−
{{Location | location = [[Corkus City]] | x = -1491 | y = 94 | z = -2907}}
 +
{{Location | location = [[Wybel Island]] | x = 1296 | z = -4679}}
−
*'''Talking Mushroom:''' SATISFIED YET? CAN YOU TRY UNHINGING HIS JAW AND PUTTING YOUR ARM IN THERE?
 +
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "OH, LOOK AT THESE THINGS. THEY'RE KIND OF CUTE. A LITTLE BIT TOO CUTE... IT'S A CONSPIRACY, I TELL YOU!"
−
*'''Talking Mushroom:''' WHAT?! I'M ONLY GIVING YOU IDEAS.
 +
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "WHAT? NO, DON'T PET IT! THAT'S PROBABLY EXACTLY WHAT IT WANTS!! YOU IDIOT!!!"
  +
⚫
*<span style="color: gray">Pip is now curiously and ominously staring at the mushroom.</span>
  
  ⚫
====At [[The Orange Wybel]] Boss Altar====
⚫
*'''Talking Mushroom:''' WOAH- OKAY BIG GUY. WELL, YOU TWO HAVE FUN DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING PRODUCTIVE.
  
  +
{{Location | location = [[The Orange Wybel|The Orange Wybel Boss Altar]] | x = 1311 | y = 28 | z = -4663}}
⚫
*<span style="color: gray">The mushroom made Pip sad after retreating into your satchel. What a monster.</span>
  
  ⚫
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "I KNEW IT! IT'S ALL A CONSPIRACY!"
  +
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "THOSE CUTE LITTLE FLUFFBALLS OF DEATH REALLY ARE ALIENS!! JUST LOOK AT THIS PLACE!"
  +
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "MAKE A DRAWING OF THIS OR SOMETHING, HUMAN! WE'RE GONNA BE RICH ONCE WE EXPOSE THESE THINGS FOR WHO THEY REALLY ARE!!!"
  +
  +
====At [[The Canyon Colossus]]====
  ⚫
{{Location | location = [[The Canyon Colossus]] | x = 614 | y = 53 | z = -4447}}
  +
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "WOW. NOW THAT IS A BIG GUY. IT LOOKS ANCIENT! I WONDER WHO COULD'VE BUILT SOMETHING LIKE THIS..."
  +
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "WHAT? NO, I'M NOT ALWAYS AGAINST YOU, JEEZ. GIVE ME A MOMENT TO APPRECIATE THE FINER MOMENTS IN LIFE! ACTUALLY, NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT..."
  ⚫
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "HEY, WOULD YOU MIND LEAVING ME HERE, AND GOING TO INVESTIGATE THOSE... CONVENIENTLY PLACED PITS?? MAYBE IF I'M LUCKY, YOU'LL FALL IN AND I'LL FINALLY BE FREE!!!"
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  ⚫
====In the [[Void Village]]====
  ⚫
{{Location | location = [[Void Village]] | x = 14030| y = 118 | z = -4218}}
  ⚫
*'''Talking Mushroom:''' HEY DWEEB, LOOK OVER THERE! I THINK IT'S... PEOPLE?
  ⚫
*'''Talking Mushroom:''' TO BE HONEST I'M NOT EVEN SURE, BUT EITHER WAY, YOU'D FIT RIGHT IN!
   
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===Under [[Monument to Siegfried]], unlocked after completing [[The Hero of Gavel]] while keeping Siegfried alive===
 +
====Under [[Monument to Siegfried]], unlocked after completing [[The Hero of Gavel]] while keeping Siegfried alive====
 
{{Location | location = [[Monument to Siegfried]] | x = -376 | y = 60 | z = -4798}}
  
{{Location | location = [[Monument to Siegfried]] | x = -376 | y = 60 | z = -4798}}
 
*'''Talking Mushroom:''' HEY, IDIOT, WHERE ARE WE?? THIS PLACE SMELLS LIKE-
  
*'''Talking Mushroom:''' HEY, IDIOT, WHERE ARE WE?? THIS PLACE SMELLS LIKE-
 
*<span style="color: gray">For once, the mushroom seems to be stunned into silence. Peace and quiet... but at what cost?</span>
 
*<span style="color: gray">For once, the mushroom seems to be stunned into silence. Peace and quiet... but at what cost?</span>
   
−
===At [[Fruma Province|Fruma Gate]]===
 +
=== Other ===
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====1% chance to happen after a random interval of time after login====
⚫
{{Location | location = [[Fruma Province|Fruma Gate]] | x = -1914 | z = -1911}}
  
  ⚫
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' PRICK.
−
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "HEY HEY HEY, WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING? THERE'S A BOUNTY ON MY HEAD HERE SINCE... THE INCIDENT... CAN YOU JUST AVOID THIS PLACE LIKE YOU AVOID MY ADVICE?"
  
   
−
===In [[Abandoned Mines (Silent Expanse)]]===
 +
====Before Doing [[Recipe For Disaster]]====
  ⚫
{{Location | location = [[Sky Islands]] | x = 1100 | z = -4869 }}
  +
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "OH GREAT. ANOTHER ONE. JUST FANTASTIC. WHAT'S WITH THE FACE, HUH? NEVER SEEN A TALKING MUSHROOM BEFORE? GO AWAY!
   
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====During [[Recipe For Disaster]], Kale's Recipe====
⚫
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' ... WOW. I'M SPEECHLESS. HUMAN, ARE YOU SEEING THIS PLACE? WITH THE NUMBER OF EMERALDS HERE... WE'RE GONNA BE RICH!!
  
  ⚫
{{Location | location = [[Sky Islands]] | x = 1100 | z = -4869 }}
⚫
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' WE'LL BE LIVING LIKE KINGS! I'LL BUY A MANSION ALL FOR MYSELF, AND YOU CAN... I DON'T KNOW, SPEND IT ON WHATEVER HUMAN THINGS YOU DO?
  
−
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' ... DO YOU EVEN ''DO'' NORMAL HUMAN THINGS? I SWEAR, ALL I'VE EVER SEEN YOU DO IS FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT! I THINK YOU MIGHT HAVE FISHED ONCE?
 +
*'''Talking Mushroom:''' "ISN'T THIS JUST ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC. A HUMAN?! WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED."
−
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' YOU SHOULD RELAX SOME MORE! I'M SURE YOU'LL HAVE PLENTY OF TIME WHEN WE GET ALL OF THIS MONEY OUT OF HERE!
 +
*'''Talking Mushroom:''' "YOU'RE THE SEVENTH ONE PASSING ME TODAY AND YOU'RE NO DIFFERENT FROM THE OTHERS."
  ⚫
*'''Talking Mushroom:''' "EVERY SINGLE ONE WITH THAT DOPEY SHEEPISH LOOK ON THEIR FACE, AS IF A TALKING MUSHROOM IS OUT OF THE BLUE."
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  ⚫
*'''Talking Mushroom:''' "GIVE ME A BREAK, I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF JERKS PICKING ME UP AND DISRESPECTING ME LIKE THAT. PRIVATE SPACE, EVER HEARD OF IT?"
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=== In the [[Eyeball Forest]] ===
  
  ⚫
*'''Talking Mushroom:''' "WHY DO I EVEN TRY. JUST LOOK AT YOU! THE EPITOME OF CLUELESS. WHAT NOW, GONNA TAKE ME ON SOME LOONEY ADVENTURE ACROSS THE SKY ISLANDS?"
−  
−
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' ... ALRIGHT. I'VE ACCEPTED THAT YOU GO TO WEIRD PLACES BUT THIS CROSSES THE LINE. WHERE EVEN ''ARE'' WE?
 +
*'''Talking Mushroom:''' "I HOPE NOT, IF YOU WERE THINKING THAT. I'VE ALREADY LOST A STEM TODAY BECAUSE SOME DIMWIT TRIED TAKING A BITE OUT OF ME... LIVE!"
  ⚫
*<span style="color: gray">Confused, you pick up the mushroom to examine it. What even is this thing?</span>
⚫
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' PLUS, WHAT ARE THOSE TREES? ARE THOSE... EYES?? WHAT EVEN IS THIS PLACE?!?!
  
  ⚫
*'''Talking Mushroom:''' "DON'T TELL ME, ARE YOU TAKING ME ON SOME LOONEY ADVENTURE ACROSS THE SKY ISLANDS? HOW LOVELY."
−  
  ⚫
*'''Talking Mushroom:''' "A KITCHEN YOU SAY, WELL, IF IT'LL PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY AS SOON AS POSSIBLE, THEN WHY NOT."
−
=== [[Otherworldly Occurrence]] secret discovery===
  
−
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' ...
 +
*'''Talking Mushroom:''' "WAIT, WHY ARE YOU STUFFING ME INTO YOUR BAG? HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO BREATHE IN HERE?!"
  ⚫
*<span style="color: gray">Without dwelling on it too much, you take the talking mushroom and put it in your satchel.</span>
−
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' GREAT JOB! YOU SOMEHOW MANAGED TO FALL OUT OF REALITY BY DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!
  
−
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' I CAN'T BEL-... WAIT... BY GROOK, WHAT THE HELL IS THIS PLACE??? THIS IS EVEN WORSE THAN THAT FOREST FULL OF DISEMBODIED EYES!
  
⚫
* '''Talking Mushroom:''' ...ALRIGHT, JUST FIND A WAY OUT OF HERE. IF YOU CAN FALL OUT OF REALITY BY DOING NOTHING, SURELY YOU CAN JUST FALL BACK IN, RIGHT...? RIGHT?!?!?!?
  
   
−
===Outside [[Eldritch Outlook]]===
 +
====After Doing [[Recipe For Disaster]]====
−
{{Location | location = [[Void Valley]] | x = 1291 | y = 84 | z = -830}}
 +
{{Location | location = [[Sky Islands]] | x = 1100 | z = -4869 }}
−
*'''Talking Mushroom:''' ...I DON'T KNOW WHAT MANIC IDEA YOU'RE ABOUT TO HAVE NOW, BUT I'M GOING TO PUT AN END TO IT RIGHT NOW. YOU DO '''NOT''' WANT TO GO IN THERE.
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* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "OH MY, LOOKS WHO'S BACK. HERE I THOUGHT I WAS FREE OF YOUR GRASP AND THEN YOU COME BACK HERE."
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*'''Talking Mushroom:''' NO. BACK UP. DON'T GO IN THERE. PLEASE. I'M BEGGING YOU. IF YOU GO IN THERE, WE ARE '''FINALLY''' GOING TO DIE.
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* '''Talking Mushroom:''' "WAS PUTTING ME IN SOME EGGS NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU? I BARELY MANAGED TO RUN AWAY LOSING JUST A STEM!"
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*'''Talking Mushroom:''' I'M BEING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW!!! GET US THE HELL OUT OF HERE, YOU SENSELESS PACK RAT!!!!
  
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===Before the boss room in [[Eldritch Outlook]]===
  
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{{Location | location = [[Eldritch Outlook]] | x = 5688 | y = 227 | z = 2464}}
  
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*'''Talking Mushroom:''' ALRIGHT, HOLD UP, LET ME GET SOMETHING STRAIGHT HERE. YOU ACTUALLY THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA TO GO INSIDE THAT OMINOUS DOME THAT'S LITERALLY '''ERUPTING''' WITH THIS HORRIBLE DARK SENSATION FOR... WHAT REASON??.
  
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*'''Talking Mushroom:''' I HAVE NO WORDS, I REALLY DON'T. I CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO COMPREHEND WHAT ERATTIC REASON YOU HAVE FOR DOING SOMETHING LIKE THIS.
  
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*'''Talking Mushroom:''' DID YOU SEE THOSE EMERALD MINES BACK AT THE ENTRANCE TO THIS TWISTED EXPANSE? MORE EMERALDS THAN YOU COULD EVER SPEND! YOU COULD HAVE JUST BECOME RICH THERE, BUT NO!!
  
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*'''Talking Mushroom:''' YOU JUST REALLY HAD TO GO AND CLIMB TO THE TOP OF THIS DISGUSTING TOWER FOR SOME REASON! BECAUSE ABOVE ALL ELSE, YOU HAVE NO SENSE OF INTELLIGENT THOUGHT!!!
  
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*'''Talking Mushroom:''' YOU KNOW WHAT? I HOPE WHATEVER THE HELL IS IN THERE DESTROYS US BOTH, SO I CAN FINALLY BE FREE OF YOUR SENSELESS CHARADES FOR GOOD!!!
  
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===In [[Bottomless Pit]] Boss Altar===
  
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*'''Talking Mushroom:''' OH. OH, I DON'T- I DON'T LIKE THIS PLACE. AT ALL. WH-WHERE ARE WE??
  
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*'''Talking Mushroom:''' I FEEL... I DON'T FEEL GREAT... WHY ARE WE HERE? WHY ARE WE ALL THE WAY DOWN HERE?
  
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*'''Talking Mushroom:''' WHAT EVEN IS THERE TO SEE DOWN HERE?? JUST- JUST, ROCKS A-AND STUFF. I... I HOPE THAT'S ALL THERE IS, DOWN HERE...
  
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===Void Village===
  
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{{Location | location = [[Portal to Dern]] | x = 14030| y = 118 | z = -4220}}
  
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*'''Talking Mushroom:''' HEY DWEEB, LOOK OVER THERE! I THINK IT'S... PEOPLE?
  
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*'''Talking Mushroom:''' TO BE HONEST I'M NOT EVEN SURE, BUT EITHER WAY, YOU'D FIT RIGHT IN
  
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===At the [[Portal to Dern]]===
  
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{{Location | location = [[Portal to Dern]] | x = 1320 | y = 130 | z = -430}}
  
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*'''Talking Mushroom:''' PLEASE. LISTEN TO ME FOR '''ONE''' MOMENT. IF YOU GO ANYWHERE ''NEAR'' THAT... THING... WE ARE GOING TO DIE. PLEASE. GO BACK.
  
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*'''Talking Mushroom:''' YOU KNOW; THAT BIG, DARK, OMINOUS LOOKING DEATH MACHINE FLOATING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LITERAL VOID! WITH THE BLACK SKELETON IN FRONT OF IT! YEAH, STAY AWAY FROM IT!
  
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*'''???:''' ...
  
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*'''???:''' ... The deranged. One who prepares, hidden. Who revels in the long-winded and painful. Not your end...but your companion's.
  
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*'''Talking Mushroom:''' PLEASE, GET US OUT OF HERE! FAST!!
  
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===In the camp at (1335, -2575)===
  
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* '''Talking Mushroom:''' WOAH, WAIT. WHERE ARE WE? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HE-
  
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* '''Talking Mushroom:''' WAIT, STOP, DON'T TAKE THAT! IT'S- IT'S PROBABLY WORTHLESS!! NOTHING WORTH P-PICKING UP! I'M SURE YOU W-WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE IT, Y-YOU IDIOT!!!
  
   
 
== Talking Mushroom Discovery Guide ==
  
== Talking Mushroom Discovery Guide ==

Revision as of 00:06, 4 April 2021

Talking Mushroom

Item Brown Mushroom
Type Untradable Item
Obtain 1100, -4869
Usage Recipe for Disaster Quest


Overall info

The Talking Mushroom is an item that is used for the Recipe for Disaster quest. If you take it around the world, it will talk to you through the chat when you go to certain places.

Talking Mushroom Messages

Wynn Province

At Ragni Outskirts

 Location   Ragni Outskirts   X   -1558  Y     Z   -1618  Wynncraft Map 
  • Talking Mushroom: "IF I HAD A MOVEABLE NECK, I'D BE TWISTING IT AROUND TO FACE YOU WITH UTTER CONFUSION."
  • Talking Mushroom: "I AM UTTERLY SPEECHLESS. HOW IN THE FLYING GROOK DID YOU ACTUALLY GET HERE?"

At Ragni entrance

 Location   Ragni   X   -744  Y     Z   -1558  Wynncraft Map 
  • Talking Mushroom: "WHAT IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS HOLY GOING THROUGH YOUR HEAD?! WE'RE MILES FROM THE SKY ISLANDS!! WHERE IS THIS PLACE?!"

At Therck Stairs

 Location   Therck Stairs   X   -516  Y   85  Z   -1589  Wynncraft Map 
  • Talking Mushroom: "... STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN, HUH? I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT I DON'T GET THE APPEAL."
  • Talking Mushroom: "I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT LUNATIC DOWN THERE WAS RAVING ABOUT, BUT THERE'S JUST... NOTHING HERE. DISAPPOINTING, REALLY."

At Yahya's House

 Location   Yahya's house   X   -279  Y     Z   -1686  Wynncraft Map 
  • Talking Mushroom: "HEY, THIS PLACE HAS GOT SOME NICE LOOKING CAPS! DROP ME OFF HERE!"
  • Yahya: "Mu-mushrooms? Yes, mushrooms. You have some- them, give me it!"
  • Talking Mushroom: "NEVERMIND NEVERMIND, GET ME AWAY FROM THIS PSYCHOPATH! HE'S GOT HUNGRY EYES!"

On the bridge between the Nivla Woods and the Detlas Suburbs

 Location   Detlas Suburbs   X   26  Y     Z   -1575  Wynncraft Map 
  • Talking Mushroom: "THIS BRIDGE SEEMS DIFFERENT SINCE YOU LAST CROSSED IT, OR IS IT JUST ME? IT MIGHT JUST BE YOUR 247TH TIME CROSSING IT THAT'S DISORIENTATING ME… OR DID I LOSE COUNT AGAIN?"

At the Door of Time

 Location   Door of Time   X   -544  Y     Z   -1172  Wynncraft Map 
  • Talking Mushroom: "WAIT, I'VE HEARD OF THIS PLACE. TIME GOES SLOWER HERE, DOESN'T IT?"
  • Talking Mushroom: "YOU'D BETTER MAKE A BEELINE FOR THE EXIT! I DON'T WANT TO BE STUCK WITH YOU A MOMENT LONGER THAN I HAVE TO BE!"

At Mount Wynn

 Location   Mount Wynn   X   -74  Y     Z   -2038  Wynncraft Map 
  • Talking Mushroom: "WHY IS IT SO HOT IN HERE? OH, YOU HAD BETTER NOT BEEN THINKING WHAT I'M THINKING! I'M NOT GOING TO BE A TOASTED MUSHROOM TODAY!"

In Elkurn

 Location   Elkurn   X   -23  Y     Z   -1154  Wynncraft Map 
  • Talking Mushroom: "OH, HEY, THIS PLACE IS NICE! IT HAS EVERYTHING A PLACE COULD NEED! MUSHROOMS, COZY HOUSES, BEINGS OF GREAT POWER..."
  • Talking Mushroom: "HUH? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT? DO YOU NOT KNOW ABOUT-"
  • Talking Mushroom: "OH. ALRIGHT THEN, LIVE IN YOUR IGNORANCE. YOU PROBABLY WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND ANYWAYS, WHAT WITH THAT THICK SKULL OF YOURS!"

In Bremminglar

 Location   Bremminglar   X   645  Y     Z   -2088  Wynncraft Map 
  • Talking Mushroom: "WOAH, HEY, WAIT, WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE?? HUMAN, I'VE BEEN PERMANENTLY EXILED FROM THIS PLACE EVER SINCE I SET UP THAT MUSHROOM SHOP HERE FIVE YEARS AGO!!"
  • Talking Mushroom: "I GUESS THEY DIDN'T REALLY APPRECIATE THE RIVAL BUSINESS... WELL, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, GET US OUT OF HERE!!!"

During the Quicksand secret discovery

  • Talking Mushroom: "WAIT. WAIT WAIT WAIT. DID YOU JUST-"
  • Talking Mushroom: "DID- DID YOU ACTUALLY JUST THROW YOURSELF INTO A PIT OF QUICKSAND? IS THAT WHAT JUST HAPPENED?? AM I SEEING THINGS OR ARE YOU REALLY THIS BRAINDEAD?!?!?!"
  • Talking Mushroom: "WE'RE GOING TO DIE. WE'RE ACTUALLY GOING TO DIE! OKAY, OKAY THIS IS FINE, I CAN GET MYSELF OUT OF THIS! I JUST HAVE TO JUMP FOR LAND!!!!"
  • There's a sound of wriggling, and then a small weight is lifted from your pack. You hear the quicksand squish next to you.
  • Talking Mushroom: "NO... NO NO NO NO NO!!! I REFUSE TO DIE LIKE THIS!! I REFUSE TO DIE BECAUSE OF YOUR THICK SKULL!!! GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!"
  • Talking Mushroom: "WE'RE. WE'RE ALIVE. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!"
  • Talking Mushroom: "HEY, HUMAN, FOR FUTURE REFERENCE! DON'T JUMP INTO PITS OF QUICKSAND!!! OR, REALLY, ANYTHING DANGEROUS!!!"
  • Talking Mushroom: "YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE HERE WHO CAN DIE, PAL!!! I'M HERE TOO, YOU KNOW??? FINE. FINE! LET'S JUST GET OUT OF HERE AND PRETEND THIS NEVER HAPPENED, DEAL??"

Inside WynnExcavation Site A

 Location   WynnExcavation Site A   X   1225  Y   30  Z   -1765  Wynncraft Map 
  • Talking Mushroom: "WHAT IS THIS PLACE? IT SMELLS LIKE DUST ... AND SAND. WEIRD."
  • Talking Mushroom: "WHAT? YES, OF COURSE I KNOW WE'RE IN A DESERT. THAT'S JUST WHAT IT SMELLS LIKE! NO, I'M NOT- YOU'RE THE IDIOT HERE, NOT ME!!!"

In Almuj's Emerald Labyrinth

 Location   Almuj's Emerald Labyrinth   X   1019  Y     Z     Wynncraft Map 
  • Talking Mushroom: "LOOK AT THIS! WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT?! OPEN YOUR EYES! WE'RE RICH! MODESTY CAN GO IN THE TRASH, HUMAN."

In the roots of Entamis during Troubled Tribesmen

  • Talking Mushroom: "A TREE GUARDIAN? SERIOUSLY?! THAT'S ABOUT AS BELIEVABLE AS A TALKING MUSH... OH WAIT. HUH. CARRY ON."

In Abandoned Mines (Silent Expanse)

  • Talking Mushroom: ... WOW. I'M SPEECHLESS. HUMAN, ARE YOU SEEING THIS PLACE? WITH THE NUMBER OF EMERALDS HERE... WE'RE GONNA BE RICH!!
  • Talking Mushroom: WE'LL BE LIVING LIKE KINGS! I'LL BUY A MANSION ALL FOR MYSELF, AND YOU CAN... I DON'T KNOW, SPEND IT ON WHATEVER HUMAN THINGS YOU DO?
  • Talking Mushroom: ... DO YOU EVEN DO NORMAL HUMAN THINGS? I SWEAR, ALL I'VE EVER SEEN YOU DO IS FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT! I THINK YOU MIGHT HAVE FISHED ONCE?
  • Talking Mushroom: YOU SHOULD RELAX SOME MORE! I'M SURE YOU'LL HAVE PLENTY OF TIME WHEN WE GET ALL OF THIS MONEY OUT OF HERE!

In the Eyeball Forest

  • Talking Mushroom: ... ALRIGHT. I'VE ACCEPTED THAT YOU GO TO WEIRD PLACES BUT THIS CROSSES THE LINE. WHERE EVEN ARE WE?
  • Talking Mushroom: PLUS, WHAT ARE THOSE TREES? ARE THOSE... EYES?? WHAT EVEN IS THIS PLACE?!?!

Otherworldly Occurrence secret discovery

  • Talking Mushroom: ...
  • Talking Mushroom: GREAT JOB! YOU SOMEHOW MANAGED TO FALL OUT OF REALITY BY DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!
  • Talking Mushroom: I CAN'T BEL-... WAIT... BY GROOK, WHAT THE HELL IS THIS PLACE??? THIS IS EVEN WORSE THAN THAT FOREST FULL OF DISEMBODIED EYES!
  • Talking Mushroom: ...ALRIGHT, JUST FIND A WAY OUT OF HERE. IF YOU CAN FALL OUT OF REALITY BY DOING NOTHING, SURELY YOU CAN JUST FALL BACK IN, RIGHT...? RIGHT?!?!?!?

Outside Eldritch Outlook

 Location   Void Valley   X   1291  Y   84  Z   -830  Wynncraft Map 
  • Talking Mushroom: ...I DON'T KNOW WHAT MANIC IDEA YOU'RE ABOUT TO HAVE NOW, BUT I'M GOING TO PUT AN END TO IT RIGHT NOW. YOU DO NOT WANT TO GO IN THERE.
  • Talking Mushroom: NO. BACK UP. DON'T GO IN THERE. PLEASE. I'M BEGGING YOU. IF YOU GO IN THERE, WE ARE FINALLY GOING TO DIE.
  • Talking Mushroom: I'M BEING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW!!! GET US THE HELL OUT OF HERE, YOU SENSELESS PACK RAT!!!!

Before the boss room in Eldritch Outlook

 Location   Eldritch Outlook   X   5688  Y   227  Z   2464  Wynncraft Map 
  • Talking Mushroom: ALRIGHT, HOLD UP, LET ME GET SOMETHING STRAIGHT HERE. YOU ACTUALLY THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA TO GO INSIDE THAT OMINOUS DOME THAT'S LITERALLY ERUPTING WITH THIS HORRIBLE DARK SENSATION FOR... WHAT REASON??.
  • Talking Mushroom: I HAVE NO WORDS, I REALLY DON'T. I CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO COMPREHEND WHAT ERATTIC REASON YOU HAVE FOR DOING SOMETHING LIKE THIS.
  • Talking Mushroom: DID YOU SEE THOSE EMERALD MINES BACK AT THE ENTRANCE TO THIS TWISTED EXPANSE? MORE EMERALDS THAN YOU COULD EVER SPEND! YOU COULD HAVE JUST BECOME RICH THERE, BUT NO!!
  • Talking Mushroom: YOU JUST REALLY HAD TO GO AND CLIMB TO THE TOP OF THIS DISGUSTING TOWER FOR SOME REASON! BECAUSE ABOVE ALL ELSE, YOU HAVE NO SENSE OF INTELLIGENT THOUGHT!!!
  • Talking Mushroom: YOU KNOW WHAT? I HOPE WHATEVER THE HELL IS IN THERE DESTROYS US BOTH, SO I CAN FINALLY BE FREE OF YOUR SENSELESS CHARADES FOR GOOD!!!

In Bottomless Pit Boss Altar

  • Talking Mushroom: OH. OH, I DON'T- I DON'T LIKE THIS PLACE. AT ALL. WH-WHERE ARE WE??
  • Talking Mushroom: I FEEL... I DON'T FEEL GREAT... WHY ARE WE HERE? WHY ARE WE ALL THE WAY DOWN HERE?
  • Talking Mushroom: WHAT EVEN IS THERE TO SEE DOWN HERE?? JUST- JUST, ROCKS A-AND STUFF. I... I HOPE THAT'S ALL THERE IS, DOWN HERE...

At the Portal to Dern

 Location   Portal to Dern   X   1320  Y   130  Z   -430  Wynncraft Map 
  • Talking Mushroom: PLEASE. LISTEN TO ME FOR ONE MOMENT. IF YOU GO ANYWHERE NEAR THAT... THING... WE ARE GOING TO DIE. PLEASE. GO BACK.
  • Talking Mushroom: YOU KNOW; THAT BIG, DARK, OMINOUS LOOKING DEATH MACHINE FLOATING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LITERAL VOID! WITH THE BLACK SKELETON IN FRONT OF IT! YEAH, STAY AWAY FROM IT!
  • ???: ...
  • ???: ... The deranged. One who prepares, hidden. Who revels in the long-winded and painful. Not your end...but your companion's.
  • Talking Mushroom: PLEASE, GET US OUT OF HERE! FAST!!

The Ocean

In the camp at (1335, -2575)

  • Talking Mushroom: WOAH, WAIT. WHERE ARE WE? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HE-
  • Talking Mushroom: WAIT, STOP, DON'T TAKE THAT! IT'S- IT'S PROBABLY WORTHLESS!! NOTHING WORTH P-PICKING UP! I'M SURE YOU W-WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE IT, Y-YOU IDIOT!!!

At Zhight Island

 Location   Zhight Island   X   -586  Y     Z   -2775  Wynncraft Map 
  • Talking Mushroom: "WAIT, YOU'RE ACTUALLY FALLING FOR THIS STUFF? SERIOUSLY?! IT'S CLEARLY JUST A BUNCH OF SEEDS PAINTED GOLD, ARE YOU QUITE LITERALLY BLIND?"

At Fruma Gate

 Location   Fruma Gate   X   -1914  Y     Z   -1911  Wynncraft Map 
  • Talking Mushroom: "HEY HEY HEY, WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING? THERE'S A BOUNTY ON MY HEAD HERE SINCE... THE INCIDENT... CAN YOU JUST AVOID THIS PLACE LIKE YOU AVOID MY ADVICE?"

In Baab's Abandoned Mines at Maro Peaks

 Location   Maro Peaks   X   155  Y   84  Z   -3974  Wynncraft Map 
  • Talking Mushroom: "...AND I THOUGHT SOME OF YOUR PREVIOUS LOONEY ADVENTURES HAD INDICATED YOU WERE A BUMBLING IDIOT, BUT YOU'VE REALLY OUTDONE YOURSELF... WHERE EVEN ARE WE?!"
  • Talking Mushroom: "KNOWING YOUR ADVENTURING TRACK RECORD, IT LEADS ME TO BELIEVE IT'S BEST TO AVOID THIS PLACE, UNLESS YOU'RE HERE LOOKING FOR SOME DUMB SECRET THAT NO ONE CARES ABOUT."
  • Talking Mushroom: "DO I HAVE ANY SECRETS YOU ASK? WELL THE KEY TO SUCCESS IS TO HIDE AND LOCK AWAY YOUR SECRETS AND TO NEVER TELL THEM TO ANYONE. YOU DON'T COUNT AS ANYONE, YOU'RE TOO DUMB FOR THAT."
  • Talking Mushroom: "ON A SIDE NOTE, I'VE ALWAYS THOUGHT ABOUT SOMETHING... WHAT COMPELS YOU TO BE AN ADVENTURER AND EXPLORE THE WORLD? FIRST YOU BRING ME HERE, BUT WHAT NEXT? THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE?!"

In the strange realm in Fantastic Voyage

  • Talking Mushroom: "HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO GET ME TO SOMEPLACE DARKER THAN THE INSIDE OF YOUR SATCHEL? WHAT, DID YOU CRAWL UP SOMETHING'S-"

During The Feathers Fly Part II, after clicking the dog repeatedly

 Location   Corkus City   X   -1491  Y   94  Z   -2907  Wynncraft Map 
  • Talking Mushroom: SATISFIED YET? CAN YOU TRY UNHINGING HIS JAW AND PUTTING YOUR ARM IN THERE?
  • Talking Mushroom: WHAT?! I'M ONLY GIVING YOU IDEAS.
  • Pip is now curiously and ominously staring at the mushroom.
  • Talking Mushroom: WOAH- OKAY BIG GUY. WELL, YOU TWO HAVE FUN DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING PRODUCTIVE.
  • The mushroom made Pip sad after retreating into your satchel. What a monster.

Gavel Province

In Llevigar

 Location   Llevigar   X   -1998  Y     Z   -4589  Wynncraft Map 
  • Talking Mushroom: "WOW, REAL GRAND CITY HERE, HUH? THIS PLACE IS HUGE! AND PROBABLY A MESS TO NAVIGATE, REALLY POORLY DESIGNED IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT."

During the Heart of Llevigar quest

  • Talking Mushroom: "OH NO. WHAT DID THAT BUTTON DO? WHAT DID THE BUTTON DO? DID YOU BREAK IT? I BET YOU BROKE IT!"
  • Talking Mushroom: "NICE GOING, FATSO! YOU'RE SO MASSIVE YOU PROBABLY BROKE THE SYSTEM!!"

In Bucie

 Location   Bucie   X   -1460  Y     Z   -4726  Wynncraft Map 
  • Talking Mushroom: "SO, WHAT IS THIS PLACE? IS IT A BRIDGE, OR IS IT A TOWN? MAKE UP YOUR DAMN MIND, VILLAGERS!"

By Caissop from Master Piece

 Location   Llevigar   X   -1802  Y   55  Z   -5190  Wynncraft Map 
  • Talking Mushroom: "SO WHAT'S WITH THIS GUY? SURE, HIS ART'S GOOD, I GUESS, BUT WHAT'S HIS WHOLE... DEAL?"
  • Caissop: "Oh, what is this you've brought me this time? A mushroom that speaks??"
  • Caissop: "...OH, REMARKABLE! THAT BROWN CAP, THE STEM, THE EYES, IT'S ALL SO... PERFECT! I must get started at once on my next masterpiece!"
  • Talking Mushroom: "ON SECOND THOUGHT, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!! HIS EYES REMIND ME OF THE... THE OTHER ONE."

At the Gelibord Cemetery

 Location   Gelibord   X   -997  Y     Z   -5348  Wynncraft Map 
  • Talking Mushroom: "I'M GOING TO BE STUCK WITH YOU FOREVER, AREN'T I? MAY AS WELL THROW ME IN ONE OF THOSE GRAVESTONES RIGHT NOW!"
  • Talking Mushroom: "I KNOW WHAT I'D HAVE THEM CARVE ON IT... 'HERE LIES MY HOPES AND DREAMS, RUINED BY A BRAINLESS PACK RAT.'"

In the Trippy Forest

  • Talking Mushroom: "OI! WHY ARE YOU TAKING ME ALL THE WAY OUT HERE? MY COUSIN LIVES HERE, I HATE HIM!"
  • Talking Mushroom: "HE'S SUCH A WEIRDO! ALL LIME GREEN AND MEOWING, KEEP ME AWAY FROM THAT GUY!"

In the Forbidden Prison

  • Talking Mushroom: " ... WOW. I'M... I'M ACTUALLY SHOCKED."
  • Talking Mushroom: "YOU JUST SNUCK THROUGH THE MOST SECURE AND GUARDED PART OF THE MOST DANGEROUS PRISON IN THE BLOODY WORLD, AND... AND MADE IT OUT WITHOUT ANYONE NOTICING YOU."
  • Talking Mushroom: "... FOR ONCE, YOU'VE ACTUALLY MANAGED TO IMPRESS ME, HUMAN! NOW, PLEASE, GET US THE HELL OUT OF THIS SLAUGHTERHOUSE FOR GOOD!"

In the Mushroom Cave in The Bigger Picture

  • Talking Mushroom: "HEY NUMBSKULL, LEAVE ME HERE, ALRIGHT? I SAW SOME NICE CAPS OVER THERE."
  • Talking Mushroom: "OH RIGHT, AS IF YOU WOULD KNOW ABOUT LOVE. TO THINK I WOULD GIVE YOU THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT ON HAVING FEELINGS."

In Psilo's House

  • Talking Mushroom: "BRILLIANT. ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT! HOW BRAINDEAD ARE YOU?! THERE'S NOTHING HERE?!"
  • Talking Mushroom: "I HOPE YOU'VE GOT GOOD CUSHIONS IN YOUR BOOTS, BECAUSE THERE'S NO WAY YOU'RE SURVIVING THAT FALL!"

At the portal to the The Realm of Light

  • Talking Mushroom: YOU KNOW, HAVE I EVER TOLD YOU JUST HOW MUCH I HA-
  • Talking Mushroom: ... WAIT, WHAT EVEN IS THIS PLACE? WHERE ARE WE? IT FEELS JUST LIKE...
  • Talking Mushroom: OH. OH, WE SHOULD LEAVE. WE SHOULD DEFINITELY LEAVE. I DO NOT WANT TO DEAL WITH THAT AGAIN...

At the Orphion's Nexus of Light

  • Talking Mushroom: HEY IDIOT, WHERE ARE WE THIS TIME! IT FEELS ALL... BRIGHT, ALMOST EXCESSIVELY SO-
  • Talking Mushroom: OH. OHHH. I SEE. HEY, JUST A THOUGHT? MAYBE DON'T GO FIGHT THE LITERAL EMBODIMENT OF LIGHT! DID THAT EVER CROSS YOUR MIND?
  • Talking Mushroom: WHAT? NO, I AM NOT AN IDIOT, I KNOW WHERE WE ARE!! I'VE BEEN PLACES. JUST, TRUST ME ON THIS! YOU DON'T WANT TO GO ON IN THERE, YOU'LL PROBABLY DIE!!!

At The Qira Hive near Yansur

  • Talking Mushroom: "WOW, WHAT EVEN IS THIS PLACE?? FEELS OMINOUS, LOOKS LAME, WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE? DROP ME OFF SOMEPLACE ELSE!"
  • Yansur: "Miscreant! How dare you belittle our glorious Hive! I shouldn't expect know-nothings of your caliber to know respect, but honestly!"
  • Talking Mushroom: "YOU KNOW, WHEN I HEARD ABOUT THE HIVE, I THOUGHT IT'D BE WAY COOLER THAN THIS! WHERE'S THE BIG STRONG DEMON LADY?? ALL I SEE IS JOE-SCHMOE NASALLY VOICE OVER THERE!"
  • Yansur: "Uff! You...you!! Show yourself, scamp! I should teach you your place- You won't dream to insult the illustrious servants of Mistress Qira when I'm through with you!"
  • Talking Mushroom: "YEP, CLEARLY NOTHING OF INTEREST HERE. ONLY IDIOTS OF YOUR CALIBER MUCKING AROUND. NO IDEA WHY I EVEN BOTHER!"
  • Qira: "Yansur... I should not have to repeat you our rules. You do not threaten our contestants. Am I understood, or do you need re-education?"

In Ozoth's Gut

  • Talking Mushroom: "WHO KNEW THAT BEING EATEN ALIVE BY A FIRE-BREATHING DRAGON IS BETTER THAN BEING STUCK WITH YOU?"

In The Canary Calls cave

  • Talking Mushroom: "URGH, WHAT IS THAT AWFUL STENCH?! IT'S ALMOST OVERPOWERING YOUR OWN RANCIDNESS! I MEAN, DO YOU EVER BATHE?!"

In Death's Realm

  • Talking Mushroom: "ARGH, I'M CURSED, I SWEAR IT! EVEN THE SWEET RELEASE OF DEATH HASN'T GOTTEN ME AWAY FROM YOU! YOU'RE LIKE A COCKROACH!"
  • Talking Mushroom: "WHAT IS IT GOING TO TAKE TO GET ME AWAY FROM YOU? HEY, DEATH! CAN I LIVE IN A POT HERE OR ANYTHING OTHER THAN BEING WITH THIS JERK?!"
  • Death: "AS IT WERE, YOU ARE STILL LIVING, AND LIVING MATTER HERE TENDS TO SHRIVEL RATHER QUICKLY. I THINK YOU WILL BE STUCK WITH THEM FOR A RATHER LONG TIME."
  • Talking Mushroom: "JUST KILL ME NOW!"

At Molten Heights entrance

 Location   Molten Heights   X   1170  Y     Z   -5080  Wynncraft Map 
  • Talking Mushroom: "YOU KNOW WHAT, TO HECK WITH THIS! I'M BAILING, SEE YA LATER! HAVE A TERRIBLE LIFE, YOU INGRATE!"
  • You feel your bag shuffle around...feels like something fell out.
  • Talking Mushroom: "HOT HOT HOT HOT NEVER MIND LET ME BACK IN YOUR BAG IS SAFE I LIKE MY SPOT LEMME IN LEMME IN HOT HOT HOT HOT!!!!!!"
  • The weight returned. You can hear a small sigh of relief.

At Wybel Island

 Location   Wybel Island   X   1296  Y     Z   -4679  Wynncraft Map 
  • Talking Mushroom: "OH, LOOK AT THESE THINGS. THEY'RE KIND OF CUTE. A LITTLE BIT TOO CUTE... IT'S A CONSPIRACY, I TELL YOU!"
  • Talking Mushroom: "WHAT? NO, DON'T PET IT! THAT'S PROBABLY EXACTLY WHAT IT WANTS!! YOU IDIOT!!!"

At The Orange Wybel Boss Altar

 Location   The Orange Wybel Boss Altar   X   1311  Y   28  Z   -4663  Wynncraft Map 
  • Talking Mushroom: "I KNEW IT! IT'S ALL A CONSPIRACY!"
  • Talking Mushroom: "THOSE CUTE LITTLE FLUFFBALLS OF DEATH REALLY ARE ALIENS!! JUST LOOK AT THIS PLACE!"
  • Talking Mushroom: "MAKE A DRAWING OF THIS OR SOMETHING, HUMAN! WE'RE GONNA BE RICH ONCE WE EXPOSE THESE THINGS FOR WHO THEY REALLY ARE!!!"

At The Canyon Colossus

 Location   The Canyon Colossus   X   614  Y   53  Z   -4447  Wynncraft Map 
  • Talking Mushroom: "WOW. NOW THAT IS A BIG GUY. IT LOOKS ANCIENT! I WONDER WHO COULD'VE BUILT SOMETHING LIKE THIS..."
  • Talking Mushroom: "WHAT? NO, I'M NOT ALWAYS AGAINST YOU, JEEZ. GIVE ME A MOMENT TO APPRECIATE THE FINER MOMENTS IN LIFE! ACTUALLY, NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT..."
  • Talking Mushroom: "HEY, WOULD YOU MIND LEAVING ME HERE, AND GOING TO INVESTIGATE THOSE... CONVENIENTLY PLACED PITS?? MAYBE IF I'M LUCKY, YOU'LL FALL IN AND I'LL FINALLY BE FREE!!!"

In the Void Village

 Location   Void Village   X   14030  Y   118  Z   -4218  Wynncraft Map 
  • Talking Mushroom: HEY DWEEB, LOOK OVER THERE! I THINK IT'S... PEOPLE?
  • Talking Mushroom: TO BE HONEST I'M NOT EVEN SURE, BUT EITHER WAY, YOU'D FIT RIGHT IN!

Under Monument to Siegfried, unlocked after completing The Hero of Gavel while keeping Siegfried alive

 Location   Monument to Siegfried   X   -376  Y   60  Z   -4798  Wynncraft Map 
  • Talking Mushroom: HEY, IDIOT, WHERE ARE WE?? THIS PLACE SMELLS LIKE-
  • For once, the mushroom seems to be stunned into silence. Peace and quiet... but at what cost?

Other

1% chance to happen after a random interval of time after login

  • Talking Mushroom: PRICK.

Before Doing Recipe For Disaster

 Location   Sky Islands   X   1100  Y     Z   -4869  Wynncraft Map 
  • Talking Mushroom: "OH GREAT. ANOTHER ONE. JUST FANTASTIC. WHAT'S WITH THE FACE, HUH? NEVER SEEN A TALKING MUSHROOM BEFORE? GO AWAY!

During Recipe For Disaster, Kale's Recipe

 Location   Sky Islands   X   1100  Y     Z   -4869  Wynncraft Map 
  • Talking Mushroom: "ISN'T THIS JUST ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC. A HUMAN?! WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED."
  • Talking Mushroom: "YOU'RE THE SEVENTH ONE PASSING ME TODAY AND YOU'RE NO DIFFERENT FROM THE OTHERS."
  • Talking Mushroom: "EVERY SINGLE ONE WITH THAT DOPEY SHEEPISH LOOK ON THEIR FACE, AS IF A TALKING MUSHROOM IS OUT OF THE BLUE."
  • Talking Mushroom: "GIVE ME A BREAK, I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF JERKS PICKING ME UP AND DISRESPECTING ME LIKE THAT. PRIVATE SPACE, EVER HEARD OF IT?"
  • Talking Mushroom: "WHY DO I EVEN TRY. JUST LOOK AT YOU! THE EPITOME OF CLUELESS. WHAT NOW, GONNA TAKE ME ON SOME LOONEY ADVENTURE ACROSS THE SKY ISLANDS?"
  • Talking Mushroom: "I HOPE NOT, IF YOU WERE THINKING THAT. I'VE ALREADY LOST A STEM TODAY BECAUSE SOME DIMWIT TRIED TAKING A BITE OUT OF ME... LIVE!"
  • Confused, you pick up the mushroom to examine it. What even is this thing?
  • Talking Mushroom: "DON'T TELL ME, ARE YOU TAKING ME ON SOME LOONEY ADVENTURE ACROSS THE SKY ISLANDS? HOW LOVELY."
  • Talking Mushroom: "A KITCHEN YOU SAY, WELL, IF IT'LL PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY AS SOON AS POSSIBLE, THEN WHY NOT."
  • Talking Mushroom: "WAIT, WHY ARE YOU STUFFING ME INTO YOUR BAG? HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO BREATHE IN HERE?!"
  • Without dwelling on it too much, you take the talking mushroom and put it in your satchel.

After Doing Recipe For Disaster

 Location   Sky Islands   X   1100  Y     Z   -4869  Wynncraft Map 
  • Talking Mushroom: "OH MY, LOOKS WHO'S BACK. HERE I THOUGHT I WAS FREE OF YOUR GRASP AND THEN YOU COME BACK HERE."
  • Talking Mushroom: "WAS PUTTING ME IN SOME EGGS NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU? I BARELY MANAGED TO RUN AWAY LOSING JUST A STEM!"

Talking Mushroom Discovery Guide

Stage 1

 Location   Sky Islands   X   1100  Y     Z   -4869  Wynncraft Map 

Get the talking mushroom from the swamp island.

Stage 2

 Location   World border   X   1335  Y     Z   -2575  Wynncraft Map 

Head for the smallest of the 4 tents, and press the button.

You will Receive an untradable key named "Laboratory Key" with the text when putting your mouse on it: 

"A strange key engraved with a symbol of two arrows in the shape of a circle. What could it possibly open?"

Stage 3

 Location   Ariodo's Lab   X   -808  Y     Z   -740  Wynncraft Map 

Enter Ariodo's lab through the jungle entrance next to iboju village and go to the library room (not the same library you see in the quest).

In the library room you will need to do some parkour up to the upside-down mushroom that grows from the roof. next to that mushroom there is wooden pressure plate with the sign that says "Under brown parasols gates are managed" throw an item on that plate, and go back to the overgrown room you passed in your way to the library.

In the overgrown hall there is a mushroom, after you activated that plate, a pressure plate will appear next to it. Step on it in order to continue

  • [Log] Initializing...
  • [Log] Systems online.
  • [Log] Opening door to Lab 3...
  • [Log] Door to Ariodo Labs 3 has been opened.

After receiving this in chat, go back to the 4 way cross section, and go through the corridor that was once blocked by the door. This corridor lead you to the basement, where Talking Mushroom explains its backstory.

Dialogue

Entering Ariodo's Lab using secret entrance

  • Talking Mushroom: WHOAH, HEY, WH-WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE, HUMAN?? IT'S... IT'S PROBABLY DANGEROUS IN THERE! Y-YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO DIE, WOULD YOU???

In Ariodo's Lab basement

  • Talking Mushroom: "Y-YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS. SURELY. HOW DID YOU GET INTO THIS PLACE?! I KNEW I LOST THAT KEY BUT TO THINK YOU WOULD FIND IT. CONFUSED? LET ME EXPLAIN IN A WAY YOU'D UNDERSTAND."
  • Talking Mushroom: "A LONG TIME AGO. I WAS A SACK OF USELESS MEAT USED FOR EXPERIMENTS BY ARIODO. AS PROBABLY HAVE YOU GUESSED. I WASN'T VERY ENTHUSIASTIC ABOUT IT. YOU MAY BE ANNOYING, BUT OUR LITTLE FRIEND ARIODO OVER HERE REALLY TAKES THE CAKE. HE'S NOT WHAT HE SEEMS."
  • Talking Mushroom: "YOU MAY THINK I'M OUT OF MY MIND. BUT HEAR ME OUT. ARIODO IS AMONG THE WORST OF THE WORST HE HAS TESTED ON MANY MORE THINGS, INCLUDING OTHER VILLAGERS, AS WELL AS WILDLIFE, CREATING BIZARRE ABOMINATIONS TO NATURE, ME INCLUDED."
  • Talking Mushroom: "ONE DAY, HE RUSHED INTO MY QUARTERS AND EXCLAIMED HE HAD MAID NEW MACHINE, CAPABLE OF DOING AMAZING THINGS. A MIND SWITCH BETWEEN SOMETHING SENTIENT AND SOMETHING NOT. BEING OFFERED MORE MONEY THEN I COULD EVER NEED IN MY LIFE, I AGREED. IN THE MOMENT I THOUGHT NOTHING OF IT."
  • Talking Mushroom: "THE EXPERIMENT WAS A SOMEWHAT SUCCESS. I WAS NOW IN THE VESSEL OF A MUSHROOM AND MY FORMER BODY WAS NOW JUST AN EMPTY SHELL. I DEMANDED TO BE SWITCHED BACK IMMEDIATELY BUT WAS REFUSED. THE MACHINE HAD SEEMINGLY BROKEN IN THE PROCESS. IN A FIT OF RAGE, I STORMED OFF AND LOST MY WAY, ENDING UP IN THE SKY ISLANDS OF ALL PLACES. NOW HERE WE ARE NOW. LET'S JUST LEAVE, I'M ABOUT TO BE SICK."
  • Talking Mushroom: "JUST BECAUSE I'M FEELING A BIT EMOTIONAL DOESN'T MEAN I'M LETTING YOU OFF, MORON. GET GOING BEFORE I LEAVE. BY THE WAY, YOU WOULDN'T BE MISSED."

After speaking to Ariodo outside of Out of my Mind

  • Talking Mushroom: "HAHA, LOOK! YOU'RE PRACTICALLY ONE OF THEM, YOU FIT RIGHT IN! NOW STAY HERE LIKE A GOOD ANIMAL AND LET ME GO MY OWN WAY."
  • Talking Mushroom: "SPEAKING OF MY OWN WAY, WHERE IS IT AGAIN? THIS PLACE IS SERIOUSLY CREEPING ME OUT. IT REMINDS ME OF SOMETHING... NEVERMIND. STOP THINKING ABOUT THAT AND THINK ABOUT STAYING HERE AGAIN."

The secret of The Talking Mushroom Showcase

Spoiler alert: The hidden text contains spoilers relating to secret showcase.

This is the newest (and only) showcase of the talking mushroom secret, videos of this secret are welcomed.

Trivia

  • While holding the Mushroom, it can yell at you by you looking at the item: "HEY, QUIT HOLDING ME YOU NUMBSKULL!"
  • It is possible that the scientists who encountered the mushroom are no other then Yahya and his brothers before getting crazy by the meteors.
  • The real name of the Talking Mushroom is Gyran.
  • This secret was bugged since 1.18 until in was fixed in 1.20 Gavel Reborn update.

Gallery

  • First part of the log.

    First part of the log.

  • Second part of the log.

    Second part of the log.

  • Third and last part of the log.

    Third and last part of the log.

  • The Talking Mushroom tent, press the button for the key.

    The Talking Mushroom tent, press the button for the key.

  • This is the door you will need to open in order to get to the basement.

    This is the door you will need to open in order to get to the basement.

  • Possibly the talking mushroom body before Ariodo experiment.

    Possibly the talking mushroom body before Ariodo experiment.

  • What could this thing be?

    What could this thing be?

  • This is the mushroom you need to throw to the key.

    This is the mushroom you need to throw to the key.

  • Next to that mushroom, there is wooden plate to throw item for entering the basement.

    Next to that mushroom, there is wooden plate to throw item for entering the basement.

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