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* '''Talking Mushroom:''' YOU KNOW, HAVE I EVER TOLD YOU JUST HOW MUCH I HA- |
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* '''Talking Mushroom:''' YOU KNOW, HAVE I EVER TOLD YOU JUST HOW MUCH I HA- |
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* '''Talking Mushroom:''' ... WAIT, WHAT EVEN IS THIS PLACE? WHERE ARE WE? IT FEELS JUST LIKE... |
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* '''Talking Mushroom:''' ... WAIT, WHAT EVEN IS THIS PLACE? WHERE ARE WE? IT FEELS JUST LIKE... |
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* '''Talking Mushroom:''' OH. OH, WE SHOULD LEAVE. WE SHOULD DEFINITELY LEAVE. I DO '''NOT''' WANT TO DEAL WITH ''THAT'' AGAIN... |
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* '''Talking Mushroom:''' OH. OH, WE SHOULD LEAVE. WE SHOULD DEFINITELY LEAVE. I DO '''NOT''' WANT TO DEAL WITH ''THAT'' AGAIN... |
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===On a pond in [[The Realm of Light (Location)|The Realm of Light]]=== |
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* '''Talking Mushroom:''' SO, I'VE BEEN WONDERING, DO YOU OFTEN MAKE A HABIT OF GOING PLACES WHERE YOU SHOULDN'T BE GOING? |
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* '''Talking Mushroom:''' I MEAN, CLEARLY YOU DO, JUST JUDGING FROM WHAT I'VE SEEN SO FAR! BUT THIS ONE REALLY TAKES THE ''CAKE''. |
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* '''Talking Mushroom:''' ... OH, COME ON, THAT WAS FUNNY! AT LEAST HAVE THE DECENCY TO LAUGH AT MY JOKES IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO LET ME GO!!! |
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===At the [[Orphion's Nexus of Light]]=== |
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===At the [[Orphion's Nexus of Light]]=== |
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* '''Talking Mushroom:''' HEY IDIOT, WHERE ARE WE THIS TIME! IT FEELS ALL... BRIGHT, ALMOST EXCESSIVELY SO- |
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* '''Talking Mushroom:''' HEY IDIOT, WHERE ARE WE THIS TIME! IT FEELS ALL... BRIGHT, ALMOST EXCESSIVELY SO- |
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* '''Talking Mushroom:''' OH. OHHH. I SEE. HEY, JUST A THOUGHT? MAYBE DON'T GO FIGHT THE LITERAL EMBODIMENT OF LIGHT! DID THAT EVER CROSS YOUR MIND? |
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* '''Talking Mushroom:''' OH. OHHH. I SEE. HEY, JUST A THOUGHT? MAYBE DON'T GO FIGHT THE LITERAL EMBODIMENT OF LIGHT! DID THAT EVER CROSS YOUR MIND? |
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* '''Talking Mushroom:''' WHAT? NO, I AM NOT AN IDIOT, I KNOW WHERE WE ARE!! I'VE BEEN PLACES. JUST, TRUST ME ON THIS! YOU DON'T WANT TO GO ON IN THERE, YOU'LL PROBABLY DIE!!! |
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===At [[The Qira Hive (Location)|The Qira Hive]] near [[Yansur]]=== |
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===At [[The Qira Hive (Location)|The Qira Hive]] near [[Yansur]]=== |
Overall info
The Talking Mushroom is an item that is used for the Recipe for Disaster quest. If you take it around the world, it will talk to you through the chat when you go to certain places.
Talking Mushroom Messages
Wynn Province
- Talking Mushroom: "IF I HAD A MOVEABLE NECK, I'D BE TWISTING IT AROUND TO FACE YOU WITH UTTER CONFUSION."
- Talking Mushroom: "I AM UTTERLY SPEECHLESS. HOW IN THE FLYING GROOK DID YOU ACTUALLY GET HERE?"
At Ragni entrance
- Talking Mushroom: "WHAT IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS HOLY GOING THROUGH YOUR HEAD?! WE'RE MILES FROM THE SKY ISLANDS!! WHERE IS THIS PLACE?!"
- Talking Mushroom: "... STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN, HUH? I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT I DON'T GET THE APPEAL."
- Talking Mushroom: "I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT LUNATIC DOWN THERE WAS RAVING ABOUT, BUT THERE'S JUST... NOTHING HERE. DISAPPOINTING, REALLY."
- Talking Mushroom: "HEY, THIS PLACE HAS GOT SOME NICE LOOKING CAPS! DROP ME OFF HERE!"
- Yahya: "Mu-mushrooms? Yes, mushrooms. You have some- them, give me it!"
- Talking Mushroom: "NEVERMIND NEVERMIND, GET ME AWAY FROM THIS PSYCHOPATH! HE'S GOT HUNGRY EYES!"
- Talking Mushroom: "THIS BRIDGE SEEMS DIFFERENT SINCE YOU LAST CROSSED IT, OR IS IT JUST ME? IT MIGHT JUST BE YOUR 247TH TIME CROSSING IT THAT'S DISORIENTATING ME… OR DID I LOSE COUNT AGAIN?"
- Talking Mushroom: "WAIT, I'VE HEARD OF THIS PLACE. TIME GOES SLOWER HERE, DOESN'T IT?"
- Talking Mushroom: "YOU'D BETTER MAKE A BEELINE FOR THE EXIT! I DON'T WANT TO BE STUCK WITH YOU A MOMENT LONGER THAN I HAVE TO BE!"
- Talking Mushroom: "WHY IS IT SO HOT IN HERE? OH, YOU HAD BETTER NOT BEEN THINKING WHAT I'M THINKING! I'M NOT GOING TO BE A TOASTED MUSHROOM TODAY!"
- Talking Mushroom: "OH, HEY, THIS PLACE IS NICE! IT HAS EVERYTHING A PLACE COULD NEED! MUSHROOMS, COZY HOUSES, BEINGS OF GREAT POWER..."
- Talking Mushroom: "HUH? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT? DO YOU NOT KNOW ABOUT-"
- Talking Mushroom: "OH. ALRIGHT THEN, LIVE IN YOUR IGNORANCE. YOU PROBABLY WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND ANYWAYS, WHAT WITH THAT THICK SKULL OF YOURS!"
- Talking Mushroom: "WOAH, HEY, WAIT, WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE?? HUMAN, I'VE BEEN PERMANENTLY EXILED FROM THIS PLACE EVER SINCE I SET UP THAT MUSHROOM SHOP HERE FIVE YEARS AGO!!"
- Talking Mushroom: "I GUESS THEY DIDN'T REALLY APPRECIATE THE RIVAL BUSINESS... WELL, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, GET US OUT OF HERE!!!"
During the Quicksand secret discovery
- Talking Mushroom: "WAIT. WAIT WAIT WAIT. DID YOU JUST-"
- Talking Mushroom: "DID- DID YOU ACTUALLY JUST THROW YOURSELF INTO A PIT OF QUICKSAND? IS THAT WHAT JUST HAPPENED?? AM I SEEING THINGS OR ARE YOU REALLY THIS BRAINDEAD?!?!?!"
- Talking Mushroom: "WE'RE GOING TO DIE. WE'RE ACTUALLY GOING TO DIE! OKAY, OKAY THIS IS FINE, I CAN GET MYSELF OUT OF THIS! I JUST HAVE TO JUMP FOR LAND!!!!"
- There's a sound of wriggling, and then a small weight is lifted from your pack. You hear the quicksand squish next to you.
- Talking Mushroom: "NO... NO NO NO NO NO!!! I REFUSE TO DIE LIKE THIS!! I REFUSE TO DIE BECAUSE OF YOUR THICK SKULL!!! GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!"
- Talking Mushroom: "WE'RE. WE'RE ALIVE. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!"
- Talking Mushroom: "HEY, HUMAN, FOR FUTURE REFERENCE! DON'T JUMP INTO PITS OF QUICKSAND!!! OR, REALLY, ANYTHING DANGEROUS!!!"
- Talking Mushroom: "YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE HERE WHO CAN DIE, PAL!!! I'M HERE TOO, YOU KNOW??? FINE. FINE! LET'S JUST GET OUT OF HERE AND PRETEND THIS NEVER HAPPENED, DEAL??"
- Talking Mushroom: "WHAT IS THIS PLACE? IT SMELLS LIKE DUST ... AND SAND. WEIRD."
- Talking Mushroom: "WHAT? YES, OF COURSE I KNOW WE'RE IN A DESERT. THAT'S JUST WHAT IT SMELLS LIKE! NO, I'M NOT- YOU'RE THE IDIOT HERE, NOT ME!!!"
- Talking Mushroom: "LOOK AT THIS! WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT?! OPEN YOUR EYES! WE'RE RICH! MODESTY CAN GO IN THE TRASH, HUMAN."
- Talking Mushroom: "A TREE GUARDIAN? SERIOUSLY?! THAT'S ABOUT AS BELIEVABLE AS A TALKING MUSH... OH WAIT. HUH. CARRY ON."
- Talking Mushroom: WOW, LOTS OF POWERFUL MAGIC HERE, HUH?? MUCH STRONGER THAN ANYTHING YOU COULD EVER DO, THAT'S FOR SURE!
- Talking Mushroom: HELL, EVEN I COULD DO MORE MAGIC THAN YOU, I'D BET... YEAH, YEAH I THINK I COULD!!
- Talking Mushroom: YOU KNOW, I WAS A TWAIN BEFORE I BECAME A MUSHROOM! WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT?? THINK YOU COULD OUT-MAGIC ME NOW??
- Talking Mushroom: ... WOW. I'M SPEECHLESS. HUMAN, ARE YOU SEEING THIS PLACE? WITH THE NUMBER OF EMERALDS HERE... WE'RE GONNA BE RICH!!
- Talking Mushroom: WE'LL BE LIVING LIKE KINGS! I'LL BUY A MANSION ALL FOR MYSELF, AND YOU CAN... I DON'T KNOW, SPEND IT ON WHATEVER HUMAN THINGS YOU DO?
- Talking Mushroom: ... DO YOU EVEN DO NORMAL HUMAN THINGS? I SWEAR, ALL I'VE EVER SEEN YOU DO IS FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT! I THINK YOU MIGHT HAVE FISHED ONCE?
- Talking Mushroom: YOU SHOULD RELAX SOME MORE! I'M SURE YOU'LL HAVE PLENTY OF TIME WHEN WE GET ALL OF THIS MONEY OUT OF HERE!
- Talking Mushroom: ... ALRIGHT. I'VE ACCEPTED THAT YOU GO TO WEIRD PLACES BUT THIS CROSSES THE LINE. WHERE EVEN ARE WE?
- Talking Mushroom: PLUS, WHAT ARE THOSE TREES? ARE THOSE... EYES?? WHAT EVEN IS THIS PLACE?!?!
- Talking Mushroom: ...
- Talking Mushroom: GREAT JOB! YOU SOMEHOW MANAGED TO FALL OUT OF REALITY BY DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!
- Talking Mushroom: I CAN'T BEL-... WAIT... BY GROOK, WHAT THE HELL IS THIS PLACE??? THIS IS EVEN WORSE THAN THAT FOREST FULL OF DISEMBODIED EYES!
- Talking Mushroom: ...ALRIGHT, JUST FIND A WAY OUT OF HERE. IF YOU CAN FALL OUT OF REALITY BY DOING NOTHING, SURELY YOU CAN JUST FALL BACK IN, RIGHT...? RIGHT?!?!?!?
- Talking Mushroom: ...I DON'T KNOW WHAT MANIC IDEA YOU'RE ABOUT TO HAVE NOW, BUT I'M GOING TO PUT AN END TO IT RIGHT NOW. YOU DO NOT WANT TO GO IN THERE.
- Talking Mushroom: NO. BACK UP. DON'T GO IN THERE. PLEASE. I'M BEGGING YOU. IF YOU GO IN THERE, WE ARE FINALLY GOING TO DIE.
- Talking Mushroom: I'M BEING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW!!! GET US THE HELL OUT OF HERE, YOU SENSELESS PACK RAT!!!!
- Talking Mushroom: ALRIGHT, HOLD UP, LET ME GET SOMETHING STRAIGHT HERE. YOU ACTUALLY THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA TO GO INSIDE THAT OMINOUS DOME THAT'S LITERALLY ERUPTING WITH THIS HORRIBLE DARK SENSATION FOR... WHAT REASON??.
- Talking Mushroom: I HAVE NO WORDS, I REALLY DON'T. I CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO COMPREHEND WHAT ERATTIC REASON YOU HAVE FOR DOING SOMETHING LIKE THIS.
- Talking Mushroom: DID YOU SEE THOSE EMERALD MINES BACK AT THE ENTRANCE TO THIS TWISTED EXPANSE? MORE EMERALDS THAN YOU COULD EVER SPEND! YOU COULD HAVE JUST BECOME RICH THERE, BUT NO!!
- Talking Mushroom: YOU JUST REALLY HAD TO GO AND CLIMB TO THE TOP OF THIS DISGUSTING TOWER FOR SOME REASON! BECAUSE ABOVE ALL ELSE, YOU HAVE NO SENSE OF INTELLIGENT THOUGHT!!!
- Talking Mushroom: YOU KNOW WHAT? I HOPE WHATEVER THE HELL IS IN THERE DESTROYS US BOTH, SO I CAN FINALLY BE FREE OF YOUR SENSELESS CHARADES FOR GOOD!!!
- Talking Mushroom: OH. OH, I DON'T- I DON'T LIKE THIS PLACE. AT ALL. WH-WHERE ARE WE??
- Talking Mushroom: I FEEL... I DON'T FEEL GREAT... WHY ARE WE HERE? WHY ARE WE ALL THE WAY DOWN HERE?
- Talking Mushroom: WHAT EVEN IS THERE TO SEE DOWN HERE?? JUST- JUST, ROCKS A-AND STUFF. I... I HOPE THAT'S ALL THERE IS, DOWN HERE...
- Talking Mushroom: PLEASE. LISTEN TO ME FOR ONE MOMENT. IF YOU GO ANYWHERE NEAR THAT... THING... WE ARE GOING TO DIE. PLEASE. GO BACK.
- Talking Mushroom: YOU KNOW; THAT BIG, DARK, OMINOUS LOOKING DEATH MACHINE FLOATING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LITERAL VOID! WITH THE BLACK SKELETON IN FRONT OF IT! YEAH, STAY AWAY FROM IT!
- ???: ...
- ???: ... The deranged. One who prepares, hidden. Who revels in the long-winded and painful. Not your end...but your companion's.
- Talking Mushroom: PLEASE, GET US OUT OF HERE! FAST!!
The Ocean
In the camp at (1335, -2575)
- Talking Mushroom: WOAH, WAIT. WHERE ARE WE? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HE-
- Talking Mushroom: WAIT, STOP, DON'T TAKE THAT! IT'S- IT'S PROBABLY WORTHLESS!! NOTHING WORTH P-PICKING UP! I'M SURE YOU W-WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE IT, Y-YOU IDIOT!!!
- Talking Mushroom: "WAIT, YOU'RE ACTUALLY FALLING FOR THIS STUFF? SERIOUSLY?! IT'S CLEARLY JUST A BUNCH OF SEEDS PAINTED GOLD, ARE YOU QUITE LITERALLY BLIND?"
- Talking Mushroom: "HEY HEY HEY, WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING? THERE'S A BOUNTY ON MY HEAD HERE SINCE... THE INCIDENT... CAN YOU JUST AVOID THIS PLACE LIKE YOU AVOID MY ADVICE?"
In Baab's Abandoned Mines at Maro Peaks
- Talking Mushroom: "...AND I THOUGHT SOME OF YOUR PREVIOUS LOONEY ADVENTURES HAD INDICATED YOU WERE A BUMBLING IDIOT, BUT YOU'VE REALLY OUTDONE YOURSELF... WHERE EVEN ARE WE?!"
- Talking Mushroom: "KNOWING YOUR ADVENTURING TRACK RECORD, IT LEADS ME TO BELIEVE IT'S BEST TO AVOID THIS PLACE, UNLESS YOU'RE HERE LOOKING FOR SOME DUMB SECRET THAT NO ONE CARES ABOUT."
- Talking Mushroom: "DO I HAVE ANY SECRETS YOU ASK? WELL THE KEY TO SUCCESS IS TO HIDE AND LOCK AWAY YOUR SECRETS AND TO NEVER TELL THEM TO ANYONE. YOU DON'T COUNT AS ANYONE, YOU'RE TOO DUMB FOR THAT."
- Talking Mushroom: "ON A SIDE NOTE, I'VE ALWAYS THOUGHT ABOUT SOMETHING... WHAT COMPELS YOU TO BE AN ADVENTURER AND EXPLORE THE WORLD? FIRST YOU BRING ME HERE, BUT WHAT NEXT? THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE?!"
- Talking Mushroom: "HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO GET ME TO SOMEPLACE DARKER THAN THE INSIDE OF YOUR SATCHEL? WHAT, DID YOU CRAWL UP SOMETHING'S-"
- Talking Mushroom: "SATISFIED YET? CAN YOU TRY UNHINGING HIS JAW AND PUTTING YOUR ARM IN THERE?"
- Talking Mushroom: "WHAT?! I'M ONLY GIVING YOU IDEAS."
- Pip is now curiously and ominously staring at the mushroom.
- Talking Mushroom: "WOAH- OKAY BIG GUY. WELL, YOU TWO HAVE FUN DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING PRODUCTIVE."
- The mushroom made Pip sad after retreating into your satchel. What a monster.
- Talking Mushroom: "OH, I'VE HEARD OF THIS PLACE!! THERE'S SOME CRAZY STRONG MECHS IN THERE, RIGHT?"
- Talking Mushroom: "PFFT, LEGENDARY CHALLENGE? I'M SURE I COULD TAKE IT! THOSE MECHS ARE NOTHING COMPARED TO MY TRUE POWER!!!"
- Talking Mushroom: "WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME?! SAY THAT AGAIN TO MY CAP!!!"
- Talking Mushroom: "HEY, GET CLOSER SO I CAN BEAT YOU UP WITH MY SIX SECRET MUSHROOM ARMS!!!! YES, MUSHROOMS HAVE THOSE!!! THEY'RE SECRET!!!!"
- Talking Mushroom: "WAIT, NO, GET BACK HERE! DON'T LEAVE ME HERE WITH THESE STUFFY WEAK MECHS!!!"
- Talking Mushroom: "OH, NO... NOT THIS GUY AGAIN... W-WHY IS HE A MECH THIS TIME???"
- Yahyabot V4.04: "O-oh? Y-you have some, mu-mushrooms? I- give them- it, to m-me!"
- Talking Mushroom: "HUMAN, I'M GETTING FLASHBACKS!!! KILL IT, KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT!!!! QUICKLY!!!!!
Gavel Province
- Talking Mushroom: "WOW, REAL GRAND CITY HERE, HUH? THIS PLACE IS HUGE! AND PROBABLY A MESS TO NAVIGATE, REALLY POORLY DESIGNED IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT."
- Talking Mushroom: "OH NO. WHAT DID THAT BUTTON DO? WHAT DID THE BUTTON DO? DID YOU BREAK IT? I BET YOU BROKE IT!"
- Talking Mushroom: "NICE GOING, FATSO! YOU'RE SO MASSIVE YOU PROBABLY BROKE THE SYSTEM!!"
- Talking Mushroom: "SO, WHAT IS THIS PLACE? IS IT A BRIDGE, OR IS IT A TOWN? MAKE UP YOUR DAMN MIND, VILLAGERS!"
- Talking Mushroom: "SO WHAT'S WITH THIS GUY? SURE, HIS ART'S GOOD, I GUESS, BUT WHAT'S HIS WHOLE... DEAL?"
- Caissop: "Oh, what is this you've brought me this time? A mushroom that speaks??"
- Caissop: "...OH, REMARKABLE! THAT BROWN CAP, THE STEM, THE EYES, IT'S ALL SO... PERFECT! I must get started at once on my next masterpiece!"
- Talking Mushroom: "ON SECOND THOUGHT, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!! HIS EYES REMIND ME OF THE... THE OTHER ONE."
- Talking Mushroom: "I'M GOING TO BE STUCK WITH YOU FOREVER, AREN'T I? MAY AS WELL THROW ME IN ONE OF THOSE GRAVESTONES RIGHT NOW!"
- Talking Mushroom: "I KNOW WHAT I'D HAVE THEM CARVE ON IT... 'HERE LIES MY HOPES AND DREAMS, RUINED BY A BRAINLESS PACK RAT.'"
- Talking Mushroom: "OI! WHY ARE YOU TAKING ME ALL THE WAY OUT HERE? MY COUSIN LIVES HERE, I HATE HIM!"
- Talking Mushroom: "HE'S SUCH A WEIRDO! ALL LIME GREEN AND MEOWING, KEEP ME AWAY FROM THAT GUY!"
- Talking Mushroom: " ... WOW. I'M... I'M ACTUALLY SHOCKED."
- Talking Mushroom: "YOU JUST SNUCK THROUGH THE MOST SECURE AND GUARDED PART OF THE MOST DANGEROUS PRISON IN THE BLOODY WORLD, AND... AND MADE IT OUT WITHOUT ANYONE NOTICING YOU."
- Talking Mushroom: "... FOR ONCE, YOU'VE ACTUALLY MANAGED TO IMPRESS ME, HUMAN! NOW, PLEASE, GET US THE HELL OUT OF THIS SLAUGHTERHOUSE FOR GOOD!"
- Talking Mushroom: "HEY NUMBSKULL, LEAVE ME HERE, ALRIGHT? I SAW SOME NICE CAPS OVER THERE."
- Talking Mushroom: "OH RIGHT, AS IF YOU WOULD KNOW ABOUT LOVE. TO THINK I WOULD GIVE YOU THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT ON HAVING FEELINGS."
- Talking Mushroom: "BRILLIANT. ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT! HOW BRAINDEAD ARE YOU?! THERE'S NOTHING HERE?!"
- Talking Mushroom: "I HOPE YOU'VE GOT GOOD CUSHIONS IN YOUR BOOTS, BECAUSE THERE'S NO WAY YOU'RE SURVIVING THAT FALL!"
- Talking Mushroom: YOU KNOW, HAVE I EVER TOLD YOU JUST HOW MUCH I HA-
- Talking Mushroom: ... WAIT, WHAT EVEN IS THIS PLACE? WHERE ARE WE? IT FEELS JUST LIKE...
- Talking Mushroom: OH. OH, WE SHOULD LEAVE. WE SHOULD DEFINITELY LEAVE. I DO NOT WANT TO DEAL WITH THAT AGAIN...
- Talking Mushroom: SO, I'VE BEEN WONDERING, DO YOU OFTEN MAKE A HABIT OF GOING PLACES WHERE YOU SHOULDN'T BE GOING?
- Talking Mushroom: I MEAN, CLEARLY YOU DO, JUST JUDGING FROM WHAT I'VE SEEN SO FAR! BUT THIS ONE REALLY TAKES THE CAKE.
- Talking Mushroom: ... OH, COME ON, THAT WAS FUNNY! AT LEAST HAVE THE DECENCY TO LAUGH AT MY JOKES IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO LET ME GO!!!
- Talking Mushroom: HEY IDIOT, WHERE ARE WE THIS TIME! IT FEELS ALL... BRIGHT, ALMOST EXCESSIVELY SO-
- Talking Mushroom: OH. OHHH. I SEE. HEY, JUST A THOUGHT? MAYBE DON'T GO FIGHT THE LITERAL EMBODIMENT OF LIGHT! DID THAT EVER CROSS YOUR MIND?
- Talking Mushroom: WHAT? NO, I'M NOT AN IDIOT, I KNOW WHERE WE ARE!! I'VE BEEN PLACES. JUST, TRUST ME ON THIS! YOU DON'T WANT TO GO ON IN THERE, YOU'LL PROBABLY DIE!!!
- Talking Mushroom: "WOW, WHAT EVEN IS THIS PLACE?? FEELS OMINOUS, LOOKS LAME, WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE? DROP ME OFF SOMEPLACE ELSE!"
- Yansur: "Miscreant! How dare you belittle our glorious Hive! I shouldn't expect know-nothings of your caliber to know respect, but honestly!"
- Talking Mushroom: "YOU KNOW, WHEN I HEARD ABOUT THE HIVE, I THOUGHT IT'D BE WAY COOLER THAN THIS! WHERE'S THE BIG STRONG DEMON LADY?? ALL I SEE IS JOE-SCHMOE NASALLY VOICE OVER THERE!"
- Yansur: "Uff! You...you!! Show yourself, scamp! I should teach you your place- You won't dream to insult the illustrious servants of Mistress Qira when I'm through with you!"
- Talking Mushroom: "YEP, CLEARLY NOTHING OF INTEREST HERE. ONLY IDIOTS OF YOUR CALIBER MUCKING AROUND. NO IDEA WHY I EVEN BOTHER!"
- Qira: "Yansur... I should not have to repeat you our rules. You do not threaten our contestants. Am I understood, or do you need re-education?"
- Talking Mushroom: "WHO KNEW THAT BEING EATEN ALIVE BY A FIRE-BREATHING DRAGON IS BETTER THAN BEING STUCK WITH YOU?"
- Talking Mushroom: "URGH, WHAT IS THAT AWFUL STENCH?! IT'S ALMOST OVERPOWERING YOUR OWN RANCIDNESS! I MEAN, DO YOU EVER BATHE?!"
- Talking Mushroom: "ARGH, I'M CURSED, I SWEAR IT! EVEN THE SWEET RELEASE OF DEATH HASN'T GOTTEN ME AWAY FROM YOU! YOU'RE LIKE A COCKROACH!"
- Talking Mushroom: "WHAT IS IT GOING TO TAKE TO GET ME AWAY FROM YOU? HEY, DEATH! CAN I LIVE IN A POT HERE OR ANYTHING OTHER THAN BEING WITH THIS JERK?!"
- Death: "AS IT WERE, YOU ARE STILL LIVING, AND LIVING MATTER HERE TENDS TO SHRIVEL RATHER QUICKLY. I THINK YOU WILL BE STUCK WITH THEM FOR A RATHER LONG TIME."
- Talking Mushroom: "JUST KILL ME NOW!"
- Talking Mushroom: "YOU KNOW WHAT, TO HECK WITH THIS! I'M BAILING, SEE YA LATER! HAVE A TERRIBLE LIFE, YOU INGRATE!"
- You feel your bag shuffle around...feels like something fell out.
- Talking Mushroom: "HOT HOT HOT HOT NEVER MIND LET ME BACK IN YOUR BAG IS SAFE I LIKE MY SPOT LEMME IN LEMME IN HOT HOT HOT HOT!!!!!!"
- The weight returned. You can hear a small sigh of relief.
- Talking Mushroom: "OH, LOOK AT THESE THINGS. THEY'RE KIND OF CUTE. A LITTLE BIT TOO CUTE... IT'S A CONSPIRACY, I TELL YOU!"
- Talking Mushroom: "WHAT? NO, DON'T PET IT! THAT'S PROBABLY EXACTLY WHAT IT WANTS!! YOU IDIOT!!!"
- Talking Mushroom: "I KNEW IT! IT'S ALL A CONSPIRACY!"
- Talking Mushroom: "THOSE CUTE LITTLE FLUFFBALLS OF DEATH REALLY ARE ALIENS!! JUST LOOK AT THIS PLACE!"
- Talking Mushroom: "MAKE A DRAWING OF THIS OR SOMETHING, HUMAN! WE'RE GONNA BE RICH ONCE WE EXPOSE THESE THINGS FOR WHO THEY REALLY ARE!!!"
- Talking Mushroom: "WOW. NOW THAT IS A BIG GUY. IT LOOKS ANCIENT! I WONDER WHO COULD'VE BUILT SOMETHING LIKE THIS..."
- Talking Mushroom: "WHAT? NO, I'M NOT ALWAYS AGAINST YOU, JEEZ. GIVE ME A MOMENT TO APPRECIATE THE FINER MOMENTS IN LIFE! ACTUALLY, NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT..."
- Talking Mushroom: "HEY, WOULD YOU MIND LEAVING ME HERE, AND GOING TO INVESTIGATE THOSE... CONVENIENTLY PLACED PITS?? MAYBE IF I'M LUCKY, YOU'LL FALL IN AND I'LL FINALLY BE FREE!!!"
- Talking Mushroom: HEY DWEEB, LOOK OVER THERE! I THINK IT'S... PEOPLE?
- Talking Mushroom: TO BE HONEST I'M NOT EVEN SURE, BUT EITHER WAY, YOU'D FIT RIGHT IN!
- Talking Mushroom: HEY, IDIOT, WHERE ARE WE?? THIS PLACE SMELLS LIKE-
- For once, the mushroom seems to be stunned into silence. Peace and quiet... but at what cost?
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- Talking Mushroom: "OH GREAT. ANOTHER ONE. JUST FANTASTIC. WHAT'S WITH THE FACE, HUH? NEVER SEEN A TALKING MUSHROOM BEFORE? GO AWAY!
- Talking Mushroom: "ISN'T THIS JUST ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC. A HUMAN?! WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED."
- Talking Mushroom: "YOU'RE THE SEVENTH ONE PASSING ME TODAY AND YOU'RE NO DIFFERENT FROM THE OTHERS."
- Talking Mushroom: "EVERY SINGLE ONE WITH THAT DOPEY SHEEPISH LOOK ON THEIR FACE, AS IF A TALKING MUSHROOM IS OUT OF THE BLUE."
- Talking Mushroom: "GIVE ME A BREAK, I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF JERKS PICKING ME UP AND DISRESPECTING ME LIKE THAT. PRIVATE SPACE, EVER HEARD OF IT?"
- Talking Mushroom: "WHY DO I EVEN TRY. JUST LOOK AT YOU! THE EPITOME OF CLUELESS. WHAT NOW, GONNA TAKE ME ON SOME LOONEY ADVENTURE ACROSS THE SKY ISLANDS?"
- Talking Mushroom: "I HOPE NOT, IF YOU WERE THINKING THAT. I'VE ALREADY LOST A STEM TODAY BECAUSE SOME DIMWIT TRIED TAKING A BITE OUT OF ME... LIVE!"
- Confused, you pick up the mushroom to examine it. What even is this thing?
- Talking Mushroom: "DON'T TELL ME, ARE YOU TAKING ME ON SOME LOONEY ADVENTURE ACROSS THE SKY ISLANDS? HOW LOVELY."
- Talking Mushroom: "A KITCHEN YOU SAY, WELL, IF IT'LL PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY AS SOON AS POSSIBLE, THEN WHY NOT."
- Talking Mushroom: "WAIT, WHY ARE YOU STUFFING ME INTO YOUR BAG? HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO BREATHE IN HERE?!"
- Without dwelling on it too much, you take the talking mushroom and put it in your satchel.
- Talking Mushroom: "OH MY, LOOKS WHO'S BACK. HERE I THOUGHT I WAS FREE OF YOUR GRASP AND THEN YOU COME BACK HERE."
- Talking Mushroom: "WAS PUTTING ME IN SOME EGGS NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU? I BARELY MANAGED TO RUN AWAY LOSING JUST A STEM!"
Talking Mushroom Discovery Guide
Stage 1
Get the talking mushroom from the swamp island.
Stage 2
Head for the smallest of the 4 tents, and press the button.
You will Receive an untradable key named "Laboratory Key" with the text when putting your mouse on it:
"A strange key engraved with a symbol of two arrows in the shape of a circle. What could it possibly open?"
Stage 3
Enter Ariodo's lab through the jungle entrance next to iboju village and go to the library room (not the same library you see in the quest).
In the library room you will need to do some parkour up to the upside-down mushroom that grows from the roof. next to that mushroom there is wooden pressure plate with the sign that says "Under brown parasols gates are managed"
throw an item on that plate, and go back to the overgrown room you passed in your way to the library.
In the overgrown hall there is a mushroom, after you activated that plate, a pressure plate will appear next to it. Step on it in order to continue
- [Log] Initializing...
- [Log] Systems online.
- [Log] Opening door to Lab 3...
- [Log] Door to Ariodo Labs 3 has been opened.
After receiving this in chat, go back to the 4 way cross section, and go through the corridor that was once blocked by the door.
This corridor lead you to the basement, where Talking Mushroom explains its backstory.
Dialogue
Entering Ariodo's Lab using secret entrance
- Talking Mushroom: WHOAH, HEY, WH-WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE, HUMAN?? IT'S... IT'S PROBABLY DANGEROUS IN THERE! Y-YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO DIE, WOULD YOU???
- Talking Mushroom: "Y-YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS. SURELY. HOW DID YOU GET INTO THIS PLACE?! I KNEW I LOST THAT KEY BUT TO THINK YOU WOULD FIND IT. CONFUSED? LET ME EXPLAIN IN A WAY YOU'D UNDERSTAND."
- Talking Mushroom: "A LONG TIME AGO. I WAS A SACK OF USELESS MEAT USED FOR EXPERIMENTS BY ARIODO. AS PROBABLY HAVE YOU GUESSED. I WASN'T VERY ENTHUSIASTIC ABOUT IT. YOU MAY BE ANNOYING, BUT OUR LITTLE FRIEND ARIODO OVER HERE REALLY TAKES THE CAKE. HE'S NOT WHAT HE SEEMS."
- Talking Mushroom: "YOU MAY THINK I'M OUT OF MY MIND. BUT HEAR ME OUT. ARIODO IS AMONG THE WORST OF THE WORST HE HAS TESTED ON MANY MORE THINGS, INCLUDING OTHER VILLAGERS, AS WELL AS WILDLIFE, CREATING BIZARRE ABOMINATIONS TO NATURE, ME INCLUDED."
- Talking Mushroom: "ONE DAY, HE RUSHED INTO MY QUARTERS AND EXCLAIMED HE HAD MAID NEW MACHINE, CAPABLE OF DOING AMAZING THINGS. A MIND SWITCH BETWEEN SOMETHING SENTIENT AND SOMETHING NOT. BEING OFFERED MORE MONEY THEN I COULD EVER NEED IN MY LIFE, I AGREED. IN THE MOMENT I THOUGHT NOTHING OF IT."
- Talking Mushroom: "THE EXPERIMENT WAS A SOMEWHAT SUCCESS. I WAS NOW IN THE VESSEL OF A MUSHROOM AND MY FORMER BODY WAS NOW JUST AN EMPTY SHELL. I DEMANDED TO BE SWITCHED BACK IMMEDIATELY BUT WAS REFUSED. THE MACHINE HAD SEEMINGLY BROKEN IN THE PROCESS. IN A FIT OF RAGE, I STORMED OFF AND LOST MY WAY, ENDING UP IN THE SKY ISLANDS OF ALL PLACES. NOW HERE WE ARE NOW. LET'S JUST LEAVE, I'M ABOUT TO BE SICK."
- Talking Mushroom: "JUST BECAUSE I'M FEELING A BIT EMOTIONAL DOESN'T MEAN I'M LETTING YOU OFF, MORON. GET GOING BEFORE I LEAVE. BY THE WAY, YOU WOULDN'T BE MISSED."
- Talking Mushroom: "HAHA, LOOK! YOU'RE PRACTICALLY ONE OF THEM, YOU FIT RIGHT IN! NOW STAY HERE LIKE A GOOD ANIMAL AND LET ME GO MY OWN WAY."
- Talking Mushroom: "SPEAKING OF MY OWN WAY, WHERE IS IT AGAIN? THIS PLACE IS SERIOUSLY CREEPING ME OUT. IT REMINDS ME OF SOMETHING... NEVERMIND. STOP THINKING ABOUT THAT AND THINK ABOUT STAYING HERE AGAIN."
The secret of The Talking Mushroom Showcase
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This is the newest (and only) showcase of the talking mushroom secret, videos of this secret are welcomed.
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Trivia
- While holding the Mushroom, it can yell at you by you looking at the item: "HEY, QUIT HOLDING ME YOU NUMBSKULL!"
- It is possible that the scientists who encountered the mushroom are no other then Yahya and his brothers before getting crazy by the meteors.
- The real name of the Talking Mushroom is Gyran.
- This secret was bugged since 1.18 until in was fixed in 1.20 Gavel Reborn update.
Gallery
Third and last part of the log.
The Talking Mushroom tent, press the button for the key.
This is the door you will need to open in order to get to the basement.
Possibly the talking mushroom body before Ariodo experiment.
What could this thing be?
This is the mushroom you need to throw to the key.
Next to that mushroom, there is wooden plate to throw item for entering the basement.